The bells rang once more. The embers, devoid of fire, were awakened once more. "Spring has arrived, it's time to rekindle the fire again." Awakened by the bells, the ashes sat up, blinking as he gazed at the enormous golden tree. "Something seems a little off." The ashes, sitting cross-legged, wore a thoughtful expression. "But with such a bright and beautiful world, it must be a good world, right? We don't need to burn anything, do we?" The ashes hated tragic stories.

[Online game + SSS-level talent + lone wolf adventure + decisive killing + lawlessness + no rebirth + no heroine and no seriously ill sister near death, feel free to watch]

The online game "Shenqi" is popular all over the world. Zhou Ming, who is tired of playing the game, chooses to be a thief this time, but accidentally awakens the SSS-level talent "Infinite Potential", which allows the designated skills to grow infinitely.

Thus, a thief with abnormal stealing abilities was born!

"I admit that Your Excellency is very strong, but if, I mean if, I steal all the equipment from you before the battle begins, how will you respond?"

"I admit that your guild is large and powerful, while I am only one person. But if, I mean if, I have many clones, each of which can transform into a muscular man full of burning aura, how will you respond?

"Even my clone can self-destruct, killing a large number of people. How will you deal with this?"

An expert: Damn, this boss is so stingy that he doesn’t even have any equipment?

Boss: Who said I was stingy? Didn’t that bastard steal it all?

A certain god-level boss: Oh my god, molesting the boss in broad daylight, is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?

A certain goddess: I never want to see that hateful little thief who made me realize the meaning of "a big man all over the body" again in my life...

Zhou Ming: Hehehe.

Dear readers, please sit tight and hold on to your seats as we embark on a lawless journey of thieves!

I've been transported to a two-dimensional world and gained Yuri's mind control abilities, even the ability to control inanimate objects. You know what to do in this situation, right? That's right, of course, you control the computer to make it create animations, manga, and games on my own! In short, first make an animation of Haruhi Suzumiya, then Dark Souls, Arknights, and so on. Oh right, since I can make animations at will, just making the original works is too ordinary, let's make a combined new work, I've already thought of a title. A sequel to "Undead Valley Guchi Solo Kills Haruhi Suzumiya: The Eternal Flame of the First Flame" could also be made, like "God-Skinned Apostle Valley Guchi Conducts the Human Instrumentality Project"—it would be perfect!

Xu Changsheng transmigrated to the Immortal Realm and became the Purple Cloud Saint Lord. While excited, he was shocked to discover that he had a terrible start, already burdened with a debt of billions to feed his natal Gold-Devouring Beast.

Creditors came knocking, and the Zixiao Sacred Land was almost completely emptied!

To pay off his debts, Xu Changsheng vowed to become the first capitalist in the immortal realm.

then···

Using the Chaos Observation Mirror as a 'base station' and the artifact spirit as a cloud server, they successfully invented the Immortal Machine, which became a bestseller throughout the Immortal Realm and even the Six Realms!

Then, one after another, applications that were unheard of by any living being in the six realms appeared out of nowhere.

Didi Chuxing (a ride-hailing app), Genesis novels, a fantasy version of PUBG/League of Legends, digital banks, and a celestial Taobao shop...

I can't get one person to spend a million, but I can get a million people to spend six yuan!

After a period of time, the beings of the six realms suddenly...

Resurrection after death seems like a good thing. Resurrection to another world doesn't seem like a bad thing either... But being resurrected in another world and inexplicably given a female body... that's hard to call a good thing. Being resurrected in another world with a different body and becoming unusually weak! That's definitely a bad thing! Our protagonist was born a man, but a drunken mistake by the King of Hell instantly shattered his grand plans. With this delicate female body, how can he realize his ambitions? With his current fists, how can he survive in this other world? "I must save the world [Pangu Chaos]!"

ԅ(¯ㅂ¯ԅ) The rating just came out—I'm afraid of being mistaken! Guaranteed to live!

[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing

You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?

You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?

You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?

Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!

What? The flight squadron is training here again?

Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?

Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?

The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"

You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!

After the spiritual energy revival, high school students across the country, obsessed with the "53" exam prep materials, began to enter strange states. Some sat in SSS-class mechs, pulling out 48-meter-long spiritual swords. Some could conjure magic with their words: "XXX, turn into a pig!" Some stood on one leg, unleashing a divine thunderbolt, 100% accurate at striking down scumbags. Some were pure and aloof, wielding countless swords with effortless grace. And then someone pulled out a flawless, perfectly round toilet (which could be remodeled later), made a snap of their fingers: "XXX, suck!" Then the world went dark, and the land for miles around was completely plundered. This person was A-Diao. A-Diao's strength was entirely due to the tireless support of her family and friends.

[Group portrait + game invasion + group crossover]

Yang Yixie has recently become obsessed with a pixel game called "Wasteland Era." As a mechanic, his motto is:

There's no problem that an RPG can't solve; if there is, just add another round of machine gun fire.

So he became obsessed with using explosion art to write his self-declaration on pixelated wasteland, living a carefree and happy life.

At the same time, news reports featured the tearful tales of other returning players, their blood and tears testifying to the reality and cruelty of that world.

Just after Yang Yixie finally ascended to the "crown" of the most wanted person in the entire server, the two worlds were merged.

The world roared and tore apart, the real smoke of battle filling his lungs.

Amidst the ruins, countless sorcerers and mercenaries fixed their murderous gazes on him.

Gazing at the real ruins before him and countless murderous gazes, Yang Yixie silently placed his fingers on the keyboard.

"It's not a big problem, I can still handle it."

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

[Single female lead + everyday romance + fantasy court setting + mutual attraction + older woman/younger man relationship + invincible genius]

Du Heng, the lazy and inactive senior brother in the sect who is always showing off.

One day, due to a letter from the eldest princess of the Great Luo Dynasty, who was known as the future empress, the sect leader hastily decided to sell her as a candidate for a political marriage.

Du Heng preferred a quiet and carefree life, so he was extremely unwilling and focused on how to refuse the marriage proposal.

Unexpectedly, one day later, behind the curtains of the Golden Palace...

"Du Heng, do you know your mistake?"

"What wrong have I done?"

"You shameless scoundrel who dared to seduce the Emperor's elder sister in the imperial palace!"

"Your Highness's punishment is justified, but I advise Your Highness to focus on listening to the reports from the officials."

"If Your Highness is asked to review memorials again tonight, there's no guarantee that I won't do something even more outrageous to you."

"...You, traitor! No..."

The princess's voice was timid and her flawless face made her look even more pitiful, but Du Heng could detect a hint of excitement in her voice. This wicked woman loved this kind of forbidden acting.

"Ah, yes, yes... I am a traitor."

——

The following year, the capital was in dire straits, and the eldest princess was framed by a villain.

The cold light on Du Heng's sword followed the Purple Thorn Star in the sky, and the sword slew countless villains.

Only then did everyone realize that Senior Brother Du was not lazy and inactive; it was just that his sword was only drawn for her.