(Completed, no romance, invincible, silly, face-slapping, mindless fun)

Qing Jiujiu, upon transmigrating, was immediately bound to an invincible system!

Before she knew it, she had crawled into her master's bed and was fast asleep.

Master: ? ? ?

The entire sect was in an uproar!

The eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, the fourth brother... all 108 brothers were astonished!

Of all the beds, why did my junior sister have to sleep in Master's bed?

In an instant, they all knelt down and begged for mercy.

Just when everyone thought that Qing Jiujiu would definitely be expelled from the sect.

[Ding! Your cultivation level has increased by ten years!]

[Ding! Reward: Peerless Sword Technique!]

With a shout of "Sword, come!", Qing Jiujiu, holding a rattle drum, swung it backhand.

Zixia Peak collapsed, collapsed, collapsed...

The seemingly useless junior sister, who had been a disciple for a hundred years with zero cultivation, was actually the strongest in the sect!

[Fantasy + Exotic Beast + Dragon + Evolution + Daily + Magic + Adventure + Academy + Underground Palace + Healing, Warm and Relaxing Style]

A young man who died suddenly from working overtime was reborn in a magical world as an ordinary lizard.

I wanted to give up, but unexpectedly, during a meal, I discovered that I seemed to have a special bloodline talent.

This bloodline talent only requires satisfying one's own desires or putting oneself in a happy mood, then some golden threads will grow in the body.

Gold thread can not only be used to strengthen oneself, but also to evolve one's own bloodline, and even do more.

Possible, impossible, he can do it all with the help of gold thread.

With the help of his bloodline talent, he also began to transform step by step.

The general process is as follows.

What should I do today to make myself happy?

Would it be a bad idea to do this?

We are not human anymore, so it doesn’t matter if something like this happens, right?

Cats and dogs can do it, but why can't I, a big lizard with a round head and wings, do it?

........

Ahaha~ There's no fun in letting me watch.

Minas? Look at my electromagnetic waves!

Gardevoir? Take my Lightning Flash!

Miss Skirt? Look at my ultimate move, Electric Whip!

Sister Lipstick?? Um, sorry to bother you!

PS: Ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, important things should be said three times!

Main characters: Muchen, Mienshao,

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

In an era of spiritual energy resurgence, Hong Hua, a descendant of the Phoenix Clan, holds the spatial heritage of her lineage and should have ascended to the pinnacle of cultivation—

Then she opened a pet shop.

Hong Hua: "A life without fluff is no different from being a salted fish. With fluff, I’d gladly be a salted fish. Fluff is the treasure of the world, and better than one piece of fluff is a whole house full of fluff..."

A tale of cultivation and raising (a whole lot of) pets, with no romance.

[Infinite Flow + Multiverse + Post-Apocalyptic World + Research-Oriented Protagonist]

After traveling with Dayun, Bai Bai was transported to a fictional ancient world similar to the ancient Dragon Kingdom. He had just become a scholar and was exchanging words at a banquet when a sudden change occurred.

The world was chosen by an unknown entity called Doomsday Space, which casts everyone into many worlds that have already or will soon be doomed. Bai Bai has nothing of value except for his photographic memory and superior learning ability, which he gained after transmigrating.

Perhaps, with these abilities, he can transcend many apocalypses, even into infinity.

Chen Yu transmigrated to a cultivation world, becoming a low-level Qi Refining cultivator in a cultivation market. He started with a poisonous pill, nearing death, but fortunately unlocked a cheat code: the [Equipment Slot]. ...Equipping the [Worn-out Talisman Brush]—he achieved mastery of talisman making. Equipping the [Antique Calligraphy and Painting]—he achieved perfect comprehension of cultivation techniques. Equipping the [Mysterious Water Turtle Demon Pill]—his aptitude and physique improved. ...From then on, he would take any antiques others didn't want. He would pick up any trash others didn't want. After cultivating quietly for hundreds of years, looking back on his cultivation path, Chen Yu declared, "I didn't cheat; I simply stood on the shoulders of giants, forging ahead with determination."

Traveling through the world of universal job transfer and obtaining the [Can Opening System of All Worlds], Xu Chen embarked on a journey of no return in selling cans.

Rich second generation: "I can't accept the change of job to a living profession!"

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

Aloof school beauty: "I want to protect everyone around me."

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

Sword Master: "I pursue the pinnacle of swordsmanship."

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

"There's a jar with everything in it, so it's normal for one to be empty occasionally."

Xu Chen walked further and further on the road of selling jars, and when he looked back, he found that he was already standing on the top of the world.

[Sandbox] + [The Fourth Calamity] + [Game Impacts Reality]

"Extraordinary power is invading the world, and all ordinary people will be wiped out by the tide of time!"

Genetic lock is an insurmountable barrier between ordinary people and extraordinary individuals; some have gone bankrupt because of it, and some have lost their families.

Until a game quietly arrived, this insurmountable gap began to crumble:

What?! The world's largest supernatural realm is actually a game?!

What? You can become stronger just by breathing, and level up by defeating monsters!

Lu Chuan: "What are you talking about? This is just an ordinary sandbox game."

Everything started when Zhou Ye accidentally obtained the authority of the God of Creation. He endowed different civilizations with different entries. Zhou Ye created a series of brilliant and glorious civilizations, including the punk civilization, the magician civilization, the martial arts civilization, and the immortal cultivation civilization...

History begins with him, epics are witnessed by him, myths are created by him. He is one, and he is also ten thousand, he is a moment, and he is also eternity!