It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.

But...but why?

Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?

Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?

Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?

Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?

Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?

What's going on?

Is it so hard to be forgotten?

This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

[Transformation + Big Orange is confirmed + 1v1 + Candy and Knife + Growth Upgrade + Japanese Fantasy (Mixed Version)]

Su Mo committed suicide.

The reason is: as a nine-foot-tall and heroic man, he actually traveled through time and space to become a frail and sickly "daughter of disaster" who was despised by the villagers.

But when her consciousness returned to chaos, she was told.

He had actually entered the brain-computer game called "Curse Dimension" a thousand years in advance!

Wearing the crown of the fittest, Su Mo was resurrected again from the beginning by absorbing the [Soul Fire] characteristics of the skeleton soldiers!

Until she was abducted by the giant dragon "Venya" and became a bird in a cage and a butterfly in the palm of her hand.

During this period, Su Mo pretended to be submissive and became the "domesticated little beast" in the other party's mouth, while using his talent to absorb the other party's characteristics!

[Ding! You have obtained the trait - Magic Affinity! You can obtain a constant supply of magic power without actively meditating!]

[Ding! You have acquired the trait—Tyrant's Majesty! You have begun to possess the might of a dragon. Nothing can stand before your majestic eyes!]

[Ding! You have obtained the fusion feature - Soul Furnace! The dragon heart and soul fire have merged, and it will live forever and ever!]

...

Players who entered the game a thousand years later discovered that there was a really crazy BOSS who not only always deceived them and gave them infuriating tasks, but also gave them only garbage as rewards!

She even promoted the idea of ​​yuri with them and turned a lot of female fans into lesbians.

But the thing is, once you have completed her mission, you can really get shelter by shouting her name when you are in danger.

She became the only surviving god in Ragnarok!

Transmigrated to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts with a life skills game. When he gets the student job, he says, "I have no woman in my heart, studying is the god of nature!" When he gets the chef job, he says, "I don't cook to pick up girls!" When he gets the writer job, he says, "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!" But as he acquires more jobs, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts to feel that something is off about this life skills game. ...The aloof school beauty: You better really aren't! Muggle stepsister: I don't eat beef! (So delicious!) The genius, sickly literary girl: "Love Letters," "Eat Your Pancreas"...So these are all confession novels he wrote for me?

[Live-stream fortune telling + no romantic pairing + strong female lead + judgment]

A powerful figure from the Xuanmen (Taoist sect) transmigrates to the modern world and becomes an internet sensation for her fortune-telling livestreams! But she doesn't just tell fortunes; she reveals chilling truths.

"Master, is the person sitting opposite me on the subway a corpse?"

Ginger Candy: "She escaped from the funeral home; her makeup is quite good."

Drug lord makes contact to find someone?

Ginger Candy: "Your hideout is at No. XX, XX Street. The police are on their way."

My son cries every night...

Ginger Candy: "The child in your arms is your husband's illegitimate son. His biological son was buried in the backyard long ago!"

"I've never encountered a ghost while driving at night!"

Ginger Candy: "Look at that passenger in front of us who's using the back of his hand to hail a taxi?"

Even more exciting things are coming:

Did human traffickers kidnap Jiang Tang? The entire internet watched as she summoned a hundred ghosts to raid a hideout in northern Myanmar!

When the lost "Secret Manual" resurfaced and the distorted history was revealed, netizens were shocked to discover that ginger candy was not predicting fate, but rather revealing a thousand-year-old secret of Chinese civilization!

"Other streamers ask for gifts, but she wants the lives of vengeful ghosts and wanted criminals!"

A veterinarian with a druid heritage took over the rescue station left by the old stationmaster.

In order to supply this group of foodies on Changbai Mountain, she had to find another way out and start live streaming.

But no one expected that the style of this live streaming room was wrong from the beginning.

Wen Wanwan: "I'm petite and cute, and my voice is soft and cute!"

Fans: "You can beat up the Siberian tiger."

Wen Wanwan: "I'm the cute one!"

Fans: "You can beat up the Siberian tiger."

Wen Wanwan: "I've saved giant pandas, goshawks, and leopards!"

Fans: "You can drive a Wuling car with one hand, carry a 100-jin (60kg) sack on your shoulder, and beat up the Siberian tiger!"

[No CP + Animal Protection + Live Streaming]

Veteran card player You Ling transmigrated to an elven continent where card playing reigns supreme. Watching the axe-wielding duels, You Ling initially thought he could easily become the world's dueling king. However—[Because you lost your body before transmigrating, you can only reside in another person's body as a soul.] Women only slow down my card-playing speed! But why am I only able to become the card-playing spirit behind these women? Aisha: "I summon Youyou in attack form." You Ling: "Are you stupid? How can you summon a mortal with 300 attack power in attack form?"

"As a professional game designer, it's okay to make the CG animation look better and the special effects more realistic?"

"Don't get me wrong, it's really just a promotional video."

At a large game exhibition, Chen Lin spoke seriously to the camera.

Player A: "No, you can directly make a 2D game promotional video into an epic blockbuster, is that really good?"

Player B: "Others make CG to promote games, but you make games to promote CG, right?"

Originally, the players almost believed Chen Lin's words.

But when "Resident Evil", "Big Cousin", "Cyberpunk", "Sekiro", "Interstellar Outer Wilderness"... After the release of a series of game promotional videos, they couldn't stand it anymore.

After buying games and movies, earning two shares at a time, is this something that people can do?

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