[Also known as: Cthulhu version of Ranch Story]

Farming style + Cthulhu world + daily management + cognitive error + protagonist no fighting + no color + low sense of pleasure

Tiny human, when you see those great beings, will you still maintain your sanity? —Family Whisper

The protagonist: Chen Yi, a veteran player of Ranch Story, Mineral Town and Stardew Valley, accidentally becomes an Old One.

What will he do when he enters the world of the Great Lord? Of course, he will continue farming! ! !

Main storyline: Build a ranch that belongs to you from scratch.

During the business, you can make friends with the alien girls around you and give them the radishes, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, apples, etc. that you grow yourself.

Reality changes because of the gift he gives.

Ranch setting reference: Ranch Story: Friends of Mineral Town

Target of the strategy: The most beautiful "Goddess".

Difficulty: 100 stars

The first two chapters are background stories and cognitive and operational learning.

Ranch building map: See Chapter 2 for the author’s words!

Gu Ling returned to the final exam room of her freshman year. When she saw the contents of the test paper, she was stunned.

What are the conditions for Minesa to evolve into Minesal?

What are the restraining attributes of the flying system?

What is the correct approach when encountering pet poachers in the wild?

What are the current guardian-level pets in Longxuan Nation?

Thousands of words are condensed into one word - damn!

When I woke up, the world had changed.

Why do camels breathe fire? Why do cats emit electric currents? Why do fish spit out ice cubes? Whose praying mantis is a meter tall?!

Outrageous!

…

The lightning elves chasing the freedom of the prairie, the ascetic monk who upholds the spirit of martial arts, the lonely and proud knight walking alone on the top of the snow-capped mountains, the soul fire jumping in the hidden shadows... The power of bonds condensed by friendship and trust, the whispered oath contract, die together in the dark night, and walk together at dawn.

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PS: Beast Taming, no CP, easy style

March 12th, heavy rain. I've traveled to a magical land in another world, only to awaken a "Happy Farm Story System." Give up! I want to learn magic, swordsmanship, and conquer the world. This thing only teaches me to plant trees. What's the point? March 18th, sunny. The housekeeper suspects I'm secretly raising vampires, but the trees are eating too fast. Where can I find enough fertilizer? April 3rd, sunny. I've finally dealt with those Vatican gangs. The system gave me another crow chick. It looks cute, but... why does it have three eyes? ... Years later, Zhang Ling, leaning on a rusty hoe, gazed at the decaying giant trees that obscured the sky. Flocks of deathbirds wrote doomsday prophecies in the clouds with blood-curdling feathers. The mountainous Dusk Wolf trampled the Holy Mountain of the Vatican into a basin. A canopy of jellyfish with baby faces rose from the sea. Behind him, a silver-haired, fox-eared girl...

While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]

In high school, students learn swordsmanship and other combat techniques. Quantitative indicators of physical fitness are an important criterion for university admission. Combat ability is a key subject. These are clearly standard urban martial arts styles. But can anyone tell me what the heck is that giant roadside advertisement for a mixed-race potion? Is the swordsmanship teacher from the Demon Slayer world, or the Pirate World? A new, incredibly popular restaurant has opened next door, and rumor has it that the chef is one of the ten most talented graduates from Totsuki. I turned on the TV, and it was broadcasting news about a meeting between the mayor and the head of Konoha Village. Celebrating the tenth anniversary of diplomatic relations between our city and Konoha. Something's a bit off about the style of this martial arts world.

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

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When he woke up, there was only a crying child and a dog next to him. Xu Bai had no choice but to get up and make milk for the baby.

What?

Cards?

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Who said that love is the only way to be intimate with beautiful girls?

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