Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

The theory of destiny is mysterious and unpredictable!

Some people try their best but fail to achieve it, and finally regretfully stop on the road to longevity.

However, some people are born with great destiny, not only are they gifted, but their luck is even better than heaven.

Heavenly-level skills, rare treasures, elixirs, you can find them wherever you go!

One day, the miser-like patriarch sent a message: "There are too many treasures, and the family treasury can't hold them all!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Tianming smiled bitterly.

"The treasures seem to have eyes, and I can always find them when I go out, but this is not what I meant!"

PS: This book is also known as: "I don't want to be the son of destiny!" "I really don't want to pick up trash anymore!"

Upon transmigrating to the world of One Piece, Li Tian successfully awakens the Fabrication System. From then on, he decides to bring a shocking performance to this distorted world of pirates.

...

During her rescue of Kuma, Bonney's Year-Year Fruit awakened, transforming her into Nika form. She then took all the Yonko-level Seraphim created by Vegapunk under her command, single-mindedly seeking revenge for her father.

Rocks faked his death in the Valley of the Gods and spent decades regaining his will. He returned to the sea and gathered his crew to conquer Mary Geoise.

Bucky the Joker separated his consciousness and Haki, and just as Shanks was dying, the power he had split off returned, intending to drag the entire world into the Dark Ages.

The navy was struggling to cope with the rapidly expanding pirate forces and had to expand its military on a large scale to prepare for war, increasing the number of admirals to 12.

Straw Hat Luffy successfully received the inheritance of Shendu and ate the Balance Devil Fruit (Tiger Talisman), which can balance the demonic power within him.

...

This book is extremely messy and completely haphazard; it's basically just writing whatever I dream about.

(Urban daily life + apocalyptic system + superpowers + no female lead + brains online + I'm only eight years old + martial arts + apocalyptic survival mission + space + pets)

Life is like a multiple-choice question; every choice you make determines your future.

Xiao Chen transmigrated from Earth to Blue Star eight years ago and finally awakened the system, only to discover that the Doomsday Selection System was fifty years ahead of schedule, and the spiritual energy revival and doomsday would not arrive until fifty years later.

An eight-year-old child, equipped with a system that arrives fifty years in advance, can level up by swatting a fly and save his system friend from fifty years in the future by burying something, becoming the man no one has ever seen in the apocalypse.

As his strength grew, Xiao Chen discovered that the apocalypse fifty years later was actually caused by human intervention. In this time and space, there were also ghosts, blood corpses, and monsters.

When the time traveler's consciousness, system, and Godzilla in the black hole collide at the same time.

When a meteorite from outer space hits a stillborn dragon egg and they merge together.

When the brave man and his team stared in amazement at the dragon that was bigger than a mountain, and used the gamma ray called Yawn to shatter the kingdom of God in the sky.

"There's nothing in the world that a shot of radiation can't solve."

"If there is, then change it to Red Lotus G Flash Hotline"

In short, this is a book full of serious self-entertainment by the author, which may include eating the book, magic changes, no outline and relying entirely on imagination. It is not surprising that it will be sent one day.

(Note: Since this book was played stand-alone for a long time in the early stages and no one has given any feedback before, please skip the trivial chapters such as Chapters 32-40, 44-51, etc. You can also consider reading them as appropriate)

[Mysterious + Gray World + Multiple Extraordinary Paths + No CP + Semi-Invincible]

A strange gray fog shrouded the world.

The extraordinary flame was rekindled.

As the layers of prayers reached above the gray fog, the girl with silver hair and red eyes awoke in response.

Secret prayers, divination, curses, taboos; the real world, the gray world, the spirit world, the kingdom of the gods...

Lilith sat high on the Blood Rose Throne, with twenty ancient bronze thrones before her. "Since the gods regard mortals as ants and ignore the sufferings of the world, let us slay the sky and become the only true gods in the world!"

749th Bureau Confidential Files:

[In 2013, Lilith, the ancestor of the vampire clan, took control of the Kingdom of Death]

[Year 7 of the Mist Era, the Gray Realm Silver City converted to the Crimson Moon]

[In the 11th year of the Mist Era, a group of elves voluntarily transformed into Dark Moon Elves, swearing allegiance to Queen Lilith until death]

…

As the crimson moon hung high in the sky, countless high-ranking vampires beneath the Blood Rose Throne chanted devoutly:

Great Ancestor Lilith: You are the Scarlet King sitting high upon the Blood Rose Throne, the supreme ruler of the bright moon and the night sky; you are a great existence that does not belong to the past or the future, the only vampire queen in the world; please draw an end to this golden age, and we will follow you until the end of the world.

Lilith: "At first, I just wanted to lie down and do nothing, so why did things turn out like this?"

The God of Thieves and Games: "Someone is trying to show off again."

God of Fear and Blood: "This is the first time I've seen a devil more shameless than me!"

The god of bows and arrows, art, music, and prophecy: "I saw it, I recorded it, and this will be an epic poem that will last forever!"

Legend has it that at the ends of the earth, there dwells a supreme being, transcendent of the mortal realm. No one knows what He looks like, what His name is, or even if He truly exists… Tianju—Having sat beneath an ancient tree for millennia, Shi Liuli suddenly sensed something: “Hmm? Why do I feel so restless lately? Is something about to happen in the mortal world?” Heh! I'm just idling around anyway! I'll go down and have some fun. As long as I'm careful, I shouldn't be discovered, right? Right! And so, the story of an invincible saint descending to the mortal realm for a tour (and causing trouble) begins…

I woke up to find myself in a world where Pokémon and reality have merged. Along with me came a handheld console. Everything I acquired on the console could be extracted into reality. Should I just start grinding for shiny Pokémon? Can I catch Ralts on Route 104? Should I just buy a house and keep grinding until I get a shiny one? No money for training Pokémon? With five Zigzagoon Pokémon possessing the Pickup Ability, I'll become a millionaire by scavenging! Then, I'll put the Thief move on cooldown, start jailed at the entrance of the Spiral Tower, grinding for shiny Dratini while stealing Dragon-type security tokens. Wait, I remember there's a Master Ball in Team Aqua's base... Years later, at the World Pokémon Championships. The champions: Where did his shiny Rayquaza come from?

Having transmigrated to a world of advanced martial arts, Lin Ye only wanted to peacefully study at a martial arts university.

But that thing that calls itself the "Strongest Dungeon Boss System" seems to be a bit dim-witted.

It really thought Lin Ye was just a low-level cannon fodder boss!

Other people's skill tree is: Basic Fist Techniques → Fierce Tiger Fist → Ascending Dragon Fist.

Lin Ye's skill tree is:

Phase 1: [Normal Attack LV1], [Thick Skin LV1], [Charged Slam LV1]

Phase 2: [Berserk LV1], [War Stomp LV1], [Cleave LV1]

Phase 3: [Summon Minions LV1], [Intimidating Roar LV1], [Thorn Aura LV1]

...

Final Stages: [Universal Apocalypse LV99], [Doomsday Judgment LV99], [Absolute Territory LV99], [Undying Grip LV99]...

Lin Ye repeatedly emphasized that he had transmigrated to a high-level martial arts world, and that he was a human!

No, you're a goblin!

[Please abandon your illusions and prepare for battle!]

[This system will definitely make the host the strongest BOSS in this world, and will never be defeated by adventurers!]

Several years later.

When all races invaded, the demon god grinned and twisted Lin Ye's head off.

But to their astonishment, they discovered that this appeared to be only the first vial of blood from the human before them.

"Congratulations, you've removed my limiter. Next up is Phase Two!"

Clearing land, farming, leveling deserts, and adding a touch of miracle formula, one incredible miracle after another was created. Roland stumbled upon a stroke of luck, transmigrating into the body of the Duke's eighteenth son. Becoming a pioneering lord, he arrived in the endless desert. Looking at this barren, scorching, bitterly cold, sandstorm-ravaged, and water-scarce sea of ​​sand, Roland smiled. ...Years later, a desert caravan, arriving with camels to replenish their water supply. Good heavens! How did such a vast desert become a wheat oasis? How did these wheat plants grow taller than giants? Why is this hard ground called cement? It turns out it automatically sprays water for cleaning! Why are palm-sized bags called containers? They can hold so much cargo! They saw a volcano called a blast furnace, said to erupt with explosives every time...