When an era is romanticized, it signifies its complete passing. For Chen Junqian, a struggling children's literature writer who remains a mediocre figure despite years of effort, he'd rather be reborn into his familiar yet alien childhood than travel to a supposedly wonderful but unrealistic two-dimensional world. However, the condition is that he must create the best romantic comedy in this most realistic and mundane world, starting in 2009. Lacking a childhood friend with maxed-out affection, he'll artificially create the perfect one. Without a gentle and considerate older sister next door, he'll try to hold onto the online romance offline. Forced to become the male protagonist of a romantic comedy, his task is to recapture the lost opportunities of his past life. If there are no events, create them; if there are no stories, create them. This book is definitely not a guide to rebirth in the new millennium, but I guarantee it will be one of the best time machines ever made.

Sylvie was miserable. And it wasn't just because of her name, which sounded like that of a slave girl. The fantasy RPG "The Strongest Witch of Another World ~The Shining Light to Save the World~!" sounded like a terrible game, and Sylvie's only redeeming quality was her status as the strongest witch. Logically, she should have been on a romantic journey, spending her days with girls and ultimately saving the world. But then she was told the world was going to be destroyed in a thousand years—what the hell? Then she was told she was late in her transmigration, so the world would be destroyed in a few months—what the hell? Then she was told she was the strongest witch, but her witch powers could only be learned by herself—what the hell? This pathetic witch, reduced to a couch potato, could only laze around all day, hanging out with pretty girls, waiting for the meteorite to strike in a few months...