(My new book, "Leap Over America 1994," has been uploaded!)
The following is a timeline of mainstream American media reviews of Charlie Rossi:
[A shameless thief seized America's most famous entertainment brand using despicable means.]
The trivial gossip of spoiled brats and lunatics is starting to pollute the public's eyes.
Hollywood stars have begun calling out the name of that devil.
The brutal butcher bankrupted the entire Wall Street.
The world's newly crowned richest person has announced plans to build a new, magnificent corporate building in Silicon Valley.
Her Excellency Rossie appeared in Washington yesterday.
The great Charlie Rossi has finally arrived at his own loyal and glamorous world!
Back in 2007 America. This is a story about madness, absurdity, and dark humor.
[No system] + [No rebirth] + [Single female lead] + [Childhood sweethearts] + [Sweet and romantic daily life]
Chen Wenshi unexpectedly discovers that the school beauty who transferred to the school is actually her long-lost childhood sweetheart, Song Caixi.
When they were young, Chen Wenshi's parents specially asked Song Caixi to take care of him. Now, they're actually asking Song Caixi to take care of him again!
"Xiao Wenzi, it's been five years since I last saw you. You've changed quite a bit, but that's alright. I'll reshape you back to your original self."
"If you can't finish your food, you can eat my leftovers too."
"There's leftover brown sugar ginger tea. You'd better finish it in front of me."
"Little Caixi, do you really want me to eat the food you've already eaten?"
...
"Xiao Wenwen, if you smell like another girl, then you'd better get ready to spend three days in my closet smelling like me."
"You must never have any intimate contact with any girl other than me."
"You must never have any ambiguous relationship with any girl other than me."
"Cai'er, are you trying to control me?"
...
"My boyfriend, who said he liked being bossed around by me the most? And who said he couldn't live without me?"
“Carry me on your back. The year you grew taller than me, you said you would be my mount for life.”
"Who was it that said at eight years old that they wanted to be my lifelong prisoner when they grew up?"
"My girlfriend, I'm sure of it, you are controlling of me."
...
One afternoon, Chen Wenshi walked out of the study with a letter in his hand and came to the living room. He looked at Song Caixi on the sofa, held up the letter, and said with a soft laugh, "Wife, so you had planned this all along."
[System + School Beauty + Satisfying Experience + Multiple Female Leads]
[Target locked: Chu Ruoshi]
[Appearance: 96 (Pure and innocent school beauty)]
[Body: 95 (Incredibly long legs)]
[Drivers: 0]
Number of drives: 0
[Identity: Freshman Campus Beauty, Gala Host]
[Personality Tags: Admiration for the weak, Materialistic tendencies, Obsession with maintaining an image]
[Hidden information: Coming from an ordinary family, but due to vanity and comparing himself to his roommates, he has fallen into a deep trap of online loans.]
A programmer died from overwork and was reborn twenty years in the past. In this life, I actually have a cheat code?
1. Gain one pound of strength every day.
2. Wisdom grows a little bit every day.
As someone like me, of course I want everyone in the world to enjoy the joy of life!
Feeling insecure about your livelihood? We've got you covered with six types of insurance and two types of housing funds!
Has he/she been diagnosed with an incurable disease? I'll go and investigate!
No money to buy a house or a car? Double your salary!
[Urban Novel Without a System]
He Huan woke up from a hangover to find himself reborn in his senior year of high school in 2007. The former billionaire CEO was now a struggling internet addict, ranking last in his class. Faced with his homeroom teacher's roar and his classmates' laughter, he suddenly realized—this was not a dream, but a chance given by heaven to make up for his regrets.
Even more fortunately, he also had a bank card from his previous life, containing 100 million yuan in cash.
In this life, he will slap faces, show off, and pretend to be weak while actually being strong.