Lacey accidentally becomes bound to a savior simulator, capable of generating simulations based on his inner desires. His desire? To make the Sarkaz great again, of course!! So he arrives in Letania… and fails his art school entrance exams! Lacey: ? Forming a Workers' Party! Lacey: ? ? Giving a speech in the beer hall! Lacey: ? ? ? Lacey: Quack!! I'm Lacey, not Lacey!
What you perceive as a parasite. It inhabits the bodies of female characters! Then forces them to do things they don't want to do! Then (censored—) a series of heartwarming, tear-jerking scenes. The actual parasite. "Hey, Zuojian, I'm so sleepy, I don't want to get up." "Zuojian, why is there a written test for joining Rhodes Island? Help me with the questions." "Zuojian—" Operator Specter, comment: Extremely dependent on the symbiote on her body in daily life. [Listen! Laurentina! We have a symbiotic relationship! Do you understand?] [I am neither your father nor your servant nor your external brain!!!] [From now on, if you want to brush your teeth, please brush them yourself! If Skadi is lost, find her yourself! When writing battle reports, write them yourself!] [I'm on strike!!!] "Zuojian, if you find the shark annoying, you can come to me." "Isamara says she doesn't mind." (Finished watching the anniversary storyline???? The princess is resurrected, writing again...)
What? You asked me if Arknights really exists?
When Miss Wang's sledgehammer is only 0.01 cm away from my head, I can responsibly tell you that the world of Arknights really exists.
Lin Dong: "Shame on you, get out of the battlefield immediately!"
Xia Feng: "No, I won't leave."
Lin Dong: "Why?"
Xia Feng: "I am neither a knight of the Ark nor a swordsman. If you ask me why, huh, it's because I can't be rational."
(This is the story of an African chief who cannot draw a little cotton sheep and jumps repeatedly between the world of Terra and the real world.)
Chen: Becoming the leader of Longmen was your choice, and committing to you was my choice. So, can't I... fall in love with someone else? Tallulah: You've given the infected hope. The future of Reunion... and me, too, is in your hands. Exia: Ahahaha, boss, you're truly capable. Texas and I both want to be your... core employees. Me: I'm just a con man, full of nonsense. Don't take it seriously! This is the story of a genius con man who is embraced by young girls as their savior, and who truly becomes one.
Became the clown king Viego in the plot of the League of Legends event planner, and then traveled to a Terra continent full of beast-eared girls?
Isolde followed the travel, and then died again, breaking into countless pieces, scattered on beast-eared girls all over the continent?
There is no curse of ruin in the world of Terra, so if you want to survive, you must collect fragments?
As a last resort, Viego, who was full of disgust for the bad woman Isolde, embarked on a journey to collect fragments. After
going through untold hardships to find all the fragments and ensure that he would not die suddenly, Isolde, who had backstabbed him and was indifferent to him, was moved at this moment: "Viego, you actually did this for me..."
"Who asked you?" Viego looked puzzled, called W and Mudstone who were guarding the gate, and blasted Isolde out. "Bad woman, get out!"
How can women be more interesting than conquering the world?
I, Viego, don't want to be a licker!
Since Isolde was driven away, the attitudes of the beast-eared girls around Viego who had met him because of the fragments have changed.
Viego: "I treated you as my loyal subjects and led you to conquer the world. But you actually want to sleep with me???"
[Pseudo-group portrait][Single female protagonist][Abstract][Abandoning moral integrity][The most respected Ark author of Theresa on the entire network][Multiple Ark worldviews][Complex elements but does not involve non-Ark worldviews][System is hidden]
Travel to Arknights, become the Blood Demon Lord, and get help from the system!
Dukare: As a new noble reformist, I declare that the transformation of Terra has begun and Kazdel will be revived in three years.jpg
Wait, what do you mean by Blood Demon's vomit being a non-addictive hallucinogen and Sarkaz bodily fluids being intoxicating? What do you mean by Terra having no image rights, newspapers writing imperial edicts, and K-station livestreaming Water Dragon paying tribute to Lateran?
Is the Deep Sea Church abducting fallen sea maidens? Why is this Anana purple? What does it mean that the Originium is a relic of the Far Drifter's human father? Demons—demons are normal.
Which TM Terra is this!?
The Blood Demon Lord took a deep breath and put down the newspaper.
Anyway, first select a national fighter + an assimilation fighter, and focus on reviving Kazdel...
Three years later, on the balcony of the Blood Demon Lord's house
Light Curtain Game: "As everyone knows, the Blood Demon Lord is a time traveler, Dukalei won the MVP, and the system is a dog that won without effort!"
The Blood Demon Lord watched the sky being exposed, calmly took a sip of red tea, and opened the newspaper published by the Terra Community.
"A parallel world? That's interesting."
The guards under the balcony said: "Your Majesty, your drawing book has been stolen again by the Babel Group and the former Military Commission!"
“…”
Why I'm not surprised at all.
Ducare: Kazdel is also very abstract today...
We all know the process of a normal person traveling through time...but...it seems...something is wrong?
Traveled to Terra.
Good news: it's not Holy Terra.
The bad news: I’m not a PhD either.
"I was born today as the thirteenth girl of the year. After wandering for a thousand years, I learned that my true name is Jiu."
"I know that I am the blood of a criminal, and my sins are deep. I have set aside a hundred years to perform good deeds and provide medical care to all living beings to atone for my remaining sins."
Looking at the dragon sons not far away who were staring at him because of his unexpected birth on the 13th of the 13th month, and the dark mass of imperial guards further away, Jiu spoke tactfully.
From then on, the filth of the world, the resentment of the Sui beast, and the legendary journey of the Royal Aunt of Yan Kingdom officially began!
"Where do all these conspiracies and riddles come from? This is definitely a relaxing and enjoyable day~"
"Look at what you said, do you believe it?"
“I promise (๑´∀`๑)”
【First Life: Born as the son of a marquis, you were labeled a remnant of the Witch King. Your parents were brutally killed, and you were cast into the streets.】
【That day, having lost everything, you made a vow—to use blood as your ink and the nation as your canvas, and let your shadow consume the rule of the Twin Empresses!】
【Second Life: You grew up in a bizarre little country called Xelagar. One day, you overheard the Elders’ Council conspiring with political rivals to frame your parents and wipe out your family.】
【To save yourself, you secretly trained deathsworn assassins and scattered them across the world. You bore infamy, usurped the nation, and became the tyrant king of Xelagar.】
【Third Life: You and Goletia became Deep Sea Hunters, but you discovered that the Hai’zi weren’t born cruel. It was Argor’s arrogance and hubris that had made them enemies.】
【Yet Argor remained rotten to the core—corrupt, stagnant, and plagued by infighting.】
【This is no longer a normal government. It’s time for drastic measures.】
【How can Argor ever be fixed with those parasites running it?】
【You decided to form the “Heart Unity Society,” centered around yourself, secretly plotting a takeover. You believe you alone can restore Argor to its former glory!】
Chen Qi: “Essence of Yan Nation culture, your system clearly needs some love—why are all the scenarios straight-up hell-mode?!”
But before Chen Qi could even launch his “Love System TV,” the girls from the N timelines he’d simulated—each having witnessed his tragic pasts—had already surrounded him.
“I’m just here to simulate the future and save Terra. What… what do you all want?”
The continental war that engulfed Terra came to an end, a new star rose, and the throne fell;
The pharmaceutical company Rhodes Island, ruled by a man known only as 'Doctor', has become a giant corporation with immense power over Terra.
He conquered the terminal mineralopathy and took charge of everything during the civil war in the Ursus Empire and the struggle for the throne of Victoria.
Just to achieve his ultimate goal.
——"Live a peaceful and ordinary life with the young female operators."
Although he didn't seem to notice, the girls' attitude towards him had quietly changed.
My name is Mo Hong, and I'm an ordinary Penguin Logistics employee. My favorite thing is to slack off. Delivering packages is actually a part-time job. My real job is a cook, responsible for raising Angel and the wolf cubs... Occasionally, I help Rhodes Island with missions, help the Integration Movement improve its food supply, and help Saria Hummer take care of the children... But I'm really just a courier. Skirt size: