Q: How do I win Tsunade's heart?

A: All you need to start is a piece of candy, plus a little bit of good looks, a little bit of composure, a little bit of humor, and a little bit of strength.

Q: Is it a tiny bit?

A: If that's what you think, there's nothing I can do. (The bear shrugs)

Q: Did Tsunade commit domestic violence after marriage? After all, her superhuman strength could shatter Susanoo.

A: No, I don't think so. I do often... Anyway, Tsunade is very well-behaved and sensible. (Hands on her lower back)

Q: As the Fourth Hokage, the chairwoman of the Konoha Group, and the God of Gamblers in the ninja world, do you feel a lot of pressure being with Tsunade?

A: Not at all, after all, I fulfilled my dream and became the Hokage!

[Socially insecure time travel + slice-of-life + lighthearted + no conspiracy theories + satire + no system + gender swap]

Time travel is a popular theme, but it's become so common that it's become commonplace, so I won't go into detail.

What?! I died in the women's restroom right at the start, and I was even wearing a female ninja cosplay outfit? My health bar was completely wiped out, no need for any resuscitation?

What? After being reborn, instead of becoming a powerful boss, she became a lowly little girl in the Naruto village who couldn't even gather enough chakra?

The son of the Hokage becomes the Hokage, the descendants of ninjas continue to be ninjas, and the sister of a tool becomes a cosplayer. So, as a former office worker who died at a social gathering... am I destined to start from scratch and become a nobody?

Good, good, good. Others who transmigrate get Sharingan, tailed beasts, or at the very least, the inheritance of a sage.

And me? I only inherited a head full of modern common sense, and a female ninja cosplay outfit that I haven't given away yet.

There were no system reminders, no old man whispering, and no one told me, "You are the chosen one."

but--

Naruto was able to turn the tables with his Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, so why can't I turn the tables by staying up all night to practice the Substitution Technique?

Sasuke has Uchiha blood, and I also have the "dead man buff" from dying once!

After all, what is there for a man who once died wearing a skirt amidst a pile of high heels to fear from the prejudices of the ninja world?

So, Chiba silently opened her ninja academy textbook and wrote a note on the chapter on "Chakra Control":

"I understand the theory, but I rely on hard work in practice. I'm starting a new chapter in my life, never giving up."

—There are no cheat codes in this world, but I have a life, a life that has died once and is no longer afraid of starting over.

Cheng Sui transmigrated to the Dragon Clan world. Just as he was about to graduate from Kassel College after four years, a system arrived. But what the heck was this "Naruto Counterattack System"? He was still classified as a perennial Chunin, an ordinary teacher at the Ninja Academy. [Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto are fighting again in class. The Third Hokage is currently watching this with a crystal ball. You need to use reasonable means to resolve this conflict.] [Mission Rewards: Favorability with the Third Hokage, One-Tomoe Sharingan, Uzumaki Clan Physique] Cheng Sui: "???" Looking at Chu Zihang and Caesar passionately slashing at each other, he fell into deep thought. Years later, when the Dragon King roared across the world, and the giant Susanoo rose from the ruins, Cheng Sui, in Sage Mode and wearing a Tailed Beast Cloak, looked down at the Dragon King beneath his feet. "System, is this what you wanted me to subdue..."

"Long Fan is digging and raising pigs every day, so why is his ninjutsu getting more and more advanced?!" Naruto said, unable to understand.

Orochimaru hissed, "Hiss, Long Fan, I want you!"

Kakashi glanced at the ninja cat watering the tomatoes using Water Release: "Hmm, this farm seems a bit unusual..."

Long Fan has activated the power of Shennong. Anyone who eats the agricultural products cultivated by Long Fan can gradually learn his ninjutsu.

The path to becoming a strong person requires selling the fruits, vegetables, chickens, ducks, fish, and meat they cultivate to more and stronger ninjas.

After mastering all the ninjutsu in the ninja world, Long Fan floated on the water.

As a small world with infinite area, it is really a bit difficult for him;

A lot of martial arts secrets!

There are still a lot of mental methods for cultivators to practice!

There are all kinds of spiritual things, come and eat them, my daughter!

The Japanese ninja used a spell of revelation and a palm thunder to directly destroy the people humanely!

The werewolves and vampires in Europe are just Wangcai, but the Wangcai in my house is a Tengu, which specializes in eating these nocturnal creatures!

The Americans' cyborgs can just use a healing spell to let the various genes in their bodies fight each other!

If you want to see the protagonist using the small world to call the shots on Earth and destroy the Americans and Japanese, then come in and take a look!

He transmigrated into the world of Naruto and became Sasuke's twin brother: Uchiha Yao.

My younger brother is a genius burdened with hatred, while I... am not a genius, but I have a system!

An annual lottery is held, with the prize being any item from the ninja world, including: ninjutsu, bloodline limits, special physiques, tailed beasts, the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, the Rinnegan, Sage Mode, the complete Ten-Tails, and the fruit of the Divine Tree...

[System + Semi-invincible + Multiple women + Tsunade + Pakura + Mei Terumi + Konan + Shizune + Shizuka + ...]

My name is Shuo Ye Qianxuan. I transmigrated into Naruto and became Konoha's famous "super repeat student".

But don't panic, I have a system!

"System, draw a prize!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have acquired the rare skill—[Recovery]!]

[Skill Description: Can restore the target to their optimal state before injury!]

[Special Effect 1: During treatment, you will simultaneously experience all of the other person's pain and memories.]

[Special Effect 2: When healing others, there is a chance to copy one of their talents or abilities!]

I'm dumbfounded. This side effect... is it trying to make me experience the agony of dying with all eight gates open?

Until that day, I used [Reply] to save a dying Uchiha clansman.

[Ding! Talent copied successfully! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the bloodline limit—Sharingan!]

I understand!

Experiencing pain is nothing! This is practically a VIP passage to the pinnacle of the ninja world!

Heal Tsunade → Copy [Sage Body]!

Heal Minato → Copy [Flying Thunder God Talent]!

Giving it to Orochimaru... never mind, that's a bit perverted.

Lin Feng, who worked overtime until the early hours of the morning, was transported to the Naruto world by a truck driver and became Naruto Uzumaki. Now that I've become you, I'll help you get justice for all the injustices you suffered. Knowing the whole story, who would be foolish enough to become Hokage? The first place I'll destroy is Konoha. I'm going to rebuild a village and a country. In my previous life, I was a dog for capitalists every day. In this life, I'm going to be my own king.

[System] [Charismatic] [Slightly Slice of Life] [Transformation]

She transmigrated and became Itachi and Sasuke's younger sister.

With the game starting off like a disaster, Wind Chime, who only has a year and a half to live, is panicking.

"Don't worry, this system will protect you."

"Then what's the point of these worthless rewards?"

Looking at the [Celestial Talent], [Radiant Water Power], and [Fragrance of Spiritual Liquid] bestowed by the system...

I need competence, not charisma!

Konoha? Take this salvo of my focused energy cannons first!

Tailed beasts? See if my mecha is tough enough!

Otsutsuki? My planet-destroying cannon wasn't ineffective either!

Uchiha Gin transmigrates to the Uchiha clan before the night of the massacre. Relying on a panel that can extract advanced technology, he conquers Konoha and unifies the ninja world.

Finally, they led the people of the ninja world directly into the starry sky and attacked the planet of the Otsutsuki clan!