"First, let's take a small bottle of devil essence..."

As Yi Xia spoke, he took out a small bottle of Coke from his stall and poured it into the crucible in front of him.

Behind the scenes, comments such as "unimagined road" and "outrageous" appeared on the mobile phone screen fixed nearby.

Yi Xia added a plant called "Grom's Blood".

Of course, some people in the barrage call it the name that is more frequently used in the local area-"Chunya".

As the plants fell in, the liquid in the crucible seemed to have added special effects.

The original black liquid filled with unknown bubbles gradually turned into a creepy green...

"It's pigment, he added pigment in it!"

"It seems more appetizing than bitter melon juice?"

"So Gul'dan, what's the price?"

The barrage began to move wildly, but Yi Xia had already spoken.

He lay comfortably on his recliner and looked at all kinds of passers-by outside.

The sun was shining brightly, and there was a certain sweet smell in the air.

Is it milk tea?

Or big white legs?

Yi Xia squinted her eyes. The sun above her head was round like a tempting pie.

You can't eat this...

Yi Xia licked her lips subconsciously. There seemed to be remnants of a certain star still there...

This is the story of a witch...

"Rebirth S6 Diary"

"My name is Chen Yiqiu, and I am reborn."

"Bad news: I am an RNG player, without a system."

"Good news: I can walk. The two souls have merged. My talent has become stronger and is close to the ceiling."

"My situation cannot be noticed by others for the time being, but I have to test my limits in actual combat, so I decided to pretend to be Faker."

"Reason 1: SKT has just won the double championship, and the Big Devil is at his peak."

"Reason 2: I learned from the inside that the championship was on vacation and there was no time to qualify."

"So this is a perfect plan to ensure that my identity will not be leaked. The first person in LOL will break the record. Isn't it right to be stronger? (laughs)"

"Of course, before I impersonate, I have to do a lot of preparation work, including Lee Sang Hyuk's hero pool, operating habits, laning details..."

"Nothing goes wrong, starting tonight."

…

"Faker Live Diary"

"My name is Lee Sang Hyuk, and I discovered something interesting today."

"I saw an ID that was exactly the same as mine. It was really surprising. I thought that was my most loyal fan."

"Well, it seems I was wrong. This is not a fan of mine. His winning rate is higher than mine. Who is playing a prank?"

"It's so shocking. I seemed to see another myself in a trance. Why is his playing style hero pool so similar to mine..."

"A funny and annoying guy. I noticed his intentions. He wanted to use my ID to hide his stupidity. I think I need to expose him and severely punish this behavior."

"Haha, you don't want to be broadcast live on the whole network, right?"

What is it like to be a university doctor?

School doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Take You into a Career Every Month".

On the first day of the program recording, netizens scolded me for sleeping and playing games in the office during the day and it became a hot search topic.

But as night falls.

The phone in the school doctor's office kept ringing, making netizens unable to hold their nerves.

"School nurse, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted because he didn't get the pig's trotter rice!"

Chen Mu: "The school ambulance and I will be here soon."

"School nurse, I sneezed and then I couldn't move."

Chen Mu: "Classmate, you seem to have broken your waist when you sneezed."

"School doctor, my roommate is playing the king..."

Chen Mu sighed: "Did you get so angry from beating the king that you lacked oxygen?"

Netizen; “How to judge this?”

Chen Mu: Not talking about medical skills, just experience.

"Welcome everyone to the super scary live broadcast room. Before starting today's live broadcast, I must tell you that only three types of people can see this live broadcast: people with heavy yin energy, people who will die within seven days, and as for The third type, I can’t go into details, I can only give you one piece of advice – watch your back!”

There was a strange sound of chopping meat in the bun shop late at night, the passengers on the last train had the same face, and there was a man in a shroud wandering around on a cold rainy night...

The strange talk live broadcast room will take you deep into the unknown side of the world!

Terror is resurrected and the horror space descends on the whole world!

Si Yan, who traveled to this parallel world three years ago, was accidentally pulled into the horror space and awakened the supreme career tree system!

A weird chef, a weird delivery boy, a weird doctor, a weird teacher, a weird masseur...

"Miss Vampire, please respect yourself! I am a cook and I only know how to cook!"

In the Vladimir family castle, Si Yan held a spatula and said seriously to a vampire girl.

"Although I am a teacher, I am only responsible for answering questions!"

In the mysterious fog ghost city, Si Yan hit the headless female student hard with a pointer.

"Madam, I am diagnosing your pulse, not you diagnosing mine!"

In the treatment room of Weiling Hospital, the charming female ghost in red was scolded by Si Yan in a white coat.

...

Monsters are rampant, and the terrifying space is like a hell on earth, making all players tremble with fear!

However, Si Yan, who has full career charm, is galloping in the scary space!

Sakura: "Kyushu has definitely deciphered the horror space! They are liars!"

Eagle Sauce: "Why is it that this Kyushu native lets those fierce ghosts back him while others are struggling on the edge of a narrow escape?"

Dahan: "We now have reason to suspect that this terrifying space was developed by Kyushu!"

Jiuzhou: "Si Yan, hold on! The future of Jiuzhou depends on you!"

"Mr. Li, you have had several relationships. Can you talk about your views on relationships?"

"for example?"

"For example, do you think that being in an AA system with male and female friends will affect their relationship? For example, will boys who don't understand romance lose points?"

"Oh, I don't know. It's all their fault. I'm actually not satisfied with them."

When he was reborn in college, Li Yuan set a goal for himself.

Stop being a dog licker and focus on making money!

[Interstellar+Farming+Academy+Live Broadcast+Shuangjie 1v1]

Dressed as a vicious female supporting character, she was retaliated by the male protagonist at the beginning, and her whole family was raided and imprisoned.

Ai Moye accidentally fell in love with someone, got a little bun of unknown origin, and was exiled to the wilderness to farm.

The Gobi desert is filled with yellow sand and the soil and water are barren, but this cannot stop the ancestral farmer Ai Moye.

Is the soil fertile enough? Put on the fertilizer!

Can't sand and soil hold water? Plant a shrub!

Are fruits and vegetables extinct due to historical reasons? Cross-pollination, gene editing!

The single mother rolled up her sleeves with her baby in her arms and had sex in Huang Xing. She became famous on the variety show and became a well-known internet celebrity in Blue Star.

Since then, Ai Moye’s live broadcast room has become the most popular among the stars.

"Farm silk quilts, the whole process of silkworm raising and cocooning is live broadcast, giving you a trustworthy natural guarantee."

"Homemade green aloe vera gel, honey conditioner, lemon whitening cream, without any chemical synthetic agents, giving your skin the most exquisite care."

“Spicy beef jerky, spicy and sour boneless chicken feet, spiced seafood gift packs, everything is on sale, only 998, take them all home!”

In the interstellar era when food was scarce, Aimoye grew crispy and sweet watermelons, raised fat livestock, and conquered all the great gods with his various cooking skills.

One day, the high-ranking imperial marshal, the male protagonist's biological uncle, and the rival of the house raider came to the door and blocked the pregnant Ai Moye.

"I heard that you are good at planting and breeding. Are you interested in becoming a national treasure master?"

Aimoye asked proudly, "What kind of treatment?"

The marshal lowered his noble head and said, "Will I be at your mercy for the rest of my life?"

Ai Moye raised the corners of her lips: "It depends on your performance."

Traveling through a parallel world, Chen Ke became an official LPL commentator. After activating the system on the commentator's desk, Chen Ke began to only play real games.

Looking at the game screen, a certain AD player suddenly died suddenly and gave away a big blow, leading to a comeback. Chen Ke couldn't help it: "To be honest, there are people on Taobo who don't want to win."

"With both moves in hand, I can be instantly defeated. I can press this wave to flash."

"As expected of Q Dirty Dancing, even Q can eat it."

"I don't even need to lose face. If we continue like this, we will lose to Vietnam."

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience was shocked and the barrage exploded.

The commentary partner did not dare to answer the phone throughout the whole process, and the director was so frightened that he almost pinched the microphone on the spot.

Brother's fans stopped after hearing this. After violently blasting Chen Ke immediately after the game, they realized that Chen Ke was not targeting his brother. He would criticize anyone he caught.

"One person eats four lanes, and there is zero output in a team battle?"

"If you dare to catch me on the road, you dare to die. Timely Rain lives up to its reputation!"

"Who voted for this damn FMVP? Emperor Chi is your father?"

"You don't have to worry about contract issues when you go to RNG. RNG never gets stuck with pens!"

"..."

Fans: "This kid is so loud when he opens his mouth. Is he going to die?"