The most tragic thing in history is not marrying the wrong man or choosing the wrong profession, but choosing the wrong master.

Thanks to her foolish master, Mi Xiaoqi accidentally traveled to the body of a little white cat, and even more tragically landed on top of the bed of Prince Bei Gongyan.

She was trapped by the overbearing prince and intended to escape.

Well, she was caught and locked on the bed...

【Yandere Protagonist】+【Plot-Driven】+【Mastermind】+【Single Female Lead】+【No Marriage】+【1v1 Pure Love】

Chi Xiaocheng could hardly believe it — she had actually transmigrated into a melodramatic female-oriented novel.

And she had become a cannon fodder villainess!

Facing a death flag right at the start, Chi Xiaocheng decisively transformed into a yandere loli and confessed to the female lead.

“Taotao, the one I like is you!”

“You clearly said you liked me — so why are you still going to someone else!”

“I won’t allow you to like anyone else. You can only like me!!!”

She would confess, make her fall in love, and then fake her death in front of her — making herself her one and only.

But gradually, Chi Xiaocheng noticed something was off.

The female lead seemed to have been raised into a yandere.

“Hey, Xiaocheng, you can only like me too, okay?”

I transmigrated into a novel, becoming the villain.

After dozens of attempts, I failed each time and couldn’t return to the real world.

Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger.

Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything.

Female Lead #1: “Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist’s opportunities. I just want to get stronger.”

Female Lead #2: “I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos.”

Female Lead #3: “What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?”

…

It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same?

Are you all just messing with me?!

(Playing with memes, funny, secondary creation, starting with a crooked-mouthed Zhongli)

[Ding, the second creation live broadcast room has arrived. 】

【Zhongli joins the live broadcast room】

【Join the live broadcast room】

【Lei Dianzhen joins the live broadcast room】

[Old Eight... Wendy joins the live broadcast room]

……………………

Zhongli: ???

After traveling through 6,000 years, I have reached the peak of my life, and you just came?

[Ding, now playing the secondary video "Liyue Son-in-law"]

……………………

[Gui Zhong: Crooked-mouthed Zhongli? Ning family's son-in-law? No, I'm laughing.]

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: The Emperor must be doing this because he has... some serious illness! ]

[Wendy: As expected of an old man, a normal person would never be able to lift his lips that high.]

【Zhongli: ………………】

Here is the serious content:

Ganyu: "I only feel sorry for the Emperor~"

Ningguang: "Lord Emperor, please look at me. I don't believe that your eyes are empty..."

In the end, "Moracus, who is more beautiful, me or Inazuma Thunder God?"

Tianli: "Moracus, I command you to marry me!"

Zhongli: “It’s so hard for me!”

[The protagonist is a bit dark + the system is very talkative + there are many female protagonists - be careful when entering the pit]

After Mu Chenyi traveled through time, he found out that he was just an ordinary servant in the Prince Mu's Mansion.

Others who traveled through time were all young masters of wealthy families. Even if they were a little miserable, they were still people of status.

He has nothing here, only a nagging system.

The system also gave me the dual cultivation technique!

What can I do?

If you want to hide well, you have to hide in a meaningful way, hold on to the big guys, and it’s best to win them over!

Even if I have to kneel, I will kneel all the way to the top!

……

[Multiple female protagonists competing with each other + power struggles in the court + villains + no system]

Also known as "It's reasonable for our little villain to defeat the protagonist", "Prince, please ascend the throne", "Your Majesty, please abdicate"

Zhao Wujiang traveled to the novel "The Most Romantic Imperial Son-in-law of Great Xia". Although he was a prince, he was just a minor villain in the book and would be killed by the protagonist Long Zhan soon.

In order to survive, Zhao Wujiang decided to take the initiative to break off the engagement with the heroine and sever ties with her, so that Long Zhan would have no reason to kill him.

However, after his inner voice was heard by the heroines, the plot inexplicably collapsed...

Heroine: What dragon battle? I will only give it to Zhao Wujiang from now on!

Beautiful godmother: Long Zhan, why don’t you come and pay your respects to your Uncle Zhao?

Peerless Senior Sister: This Zhao Wujiang’s kung fu is much better than Junior Brother Long Zhan’s!

Charming female master: Prince Zhao...

【Relaxed】【Invincible Stream】【Humorous】

Qin Luo transmigrated to a world of cultivation overrun by demons and monsters. To protect himself, he came to Longhu Temple to apprentice and learn skills, but unexpectedly, his master was a fake Taoist who swindled people.

In the first year, his master told Qin Luo to meditate and cultivate. He sat in introspection and merged with the foundation of the Great Dao.

In the second year, his master told Qin Luo to be thrifty. He ate the mist and drank the dew, and his physical body became impervious to all methods.

In the third year, his master told Qin Luo to be down-to-earth. He traveled thousands of miles and comprehended the technique of Shrinking the Ground into an Inch.

Master: The Great Dao is simple, enlightenment is natural.

Qin Luo: I understand.

Bad news: got hit by a dump truck. Good news: Obtained the cultivation system of the demon monk from another world. Neither good nor bad news: I didn’t travel through time? [The host successfully evaded the pursuit of the righteous and obtained the Heavenly Grade Demonic Scripture. The host successfully used the Heavenly Demon Bliss Technique, allowing many female disciples of the immortal sect to help you practice and obtain a golden card. 】【The host successfully occupied the Demonic Gang and obtained the Heavenly Grade Magical Weapon, the Human Emperor Banner. 】【The host completed many villain missions and obtained a large amount of immortal materials, magic ores, and many martial arts manuals. The Demon Monk Cultivation System from another world will definitely assist the host to become the unrivaled Demon Buddha and unify the world. 】Zhang Wuyong: “????” Many years later, Zhang Wuyong came to his basement and looked at his various collections: the Dragon Slaying Sword that slayed gods and dragons, the Shennong Ding that refined the God and Ghost Pills, the Demon God Order that commanded thousands of demons... Now...

Rorschach picked up a mobile phone with a "friendship system" installed. There was an online friend named "Tokisaki Kurumi" on the phone.

This online friend was an actor, and he played Kurumi very well.

Rorschach thought it was very funny, so he chatted with this severe chuunibyou patient.

It was fake anyway, so he spoke bluntly and often said a few flowery words.

Until one day, he received an invitation from Tokisaki Kurumi to meet.

Then... he traveled through time!

In the dirty alley, human remains fell on the corners, and the smell of blood irritated the nasal cavity.

Tokisaki Kurumi, who had just killed someone, appeared in front of Rorschach and looked at him with a smile...

(The wives I want to write about are Kurumi, Shinobu Oshino, Junji, Nezuko, Elle, Leticia... and so on)

The ratings have just come out, and they’re a bit low. Don’t be in a hurry to leave, they will go up!

Su Yang traveled through a parallel world and found that he had become Bai Lu's husband.

Because he is too stingy, Bai Lu dislikes him.

Coincidentally, I received an invitation to the variety show "Love Province Wind and Waves", with a prize of up to 100 million yuan.

Bai Lu had no choice but to take Su Yang with her.

The program lasts for seven days per episode, and each couple will receive 100 yuan for living expenses. On the seventh day, the contestant with the least remaining money will be eliminated and new members will be added.

They are not allowed to work to earn money, accept donations, or be fed.

The purpose of the program is to let couples experience life in poverty.

Save money? That’s hard to say.

On the first day, Su Yang made six dishes with one piece of meat, plus two staple foods.

Mai Lin: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, you cheated!"

Director: “He didn’t cheat.”

The next day, one shrimp was used to make thirteen dishes, and netizens were completely stunned!

Day 3…

As the program progressed day by day, the entire network was stunned by Su Yang's amazing performance.

During the program, Bai Lu gradually discovered Su Yang's strengths.

Faced with the disheartened Su Yang, she launched a campaign to chase her husband.

Netizen: "Before watching Su Yang, I fried a piece of meat with a dish. After watching it, I ate a piece of meat for a week."

Expert: "Don't know how to save money? Think about your own problems and see if you have tried hard to save money."