A crossover of Cursed series, Bungou Stray Dogs, plus a bit of Dream-Colored Patissier (just background, don't worry if you haven't read it), HE (Happy Ending).

The author is a newbie and has limited writing skills, so please bear with me, my darlings! ♡♡♡

Reading manual:

This story is also known as "The Strongest Man Who Might Be Single Forever Suddenly Gets a Girlfriend."

The characters may have off-screen moments, the plot may occasionally go awry, and as a new writer, my writing skills are limited, so please keep your imagination running wild~

There aren't many battles; the main focus is on tearing up brain-destroying plans, with occasional sweet slice-of-life moments.

My CP is that silly cat (5t5)

Main text:

What's it like to run a popular dessert shop in Yokohama?

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Tokyo and just finished exorcising a cursed spirit.

At first, I just wanted to be a pastry chef quietly, but I accidentally attracted a silly cat...

"Boss, another serving of Xijiufu, super sweet~~" The white-haired man with the eye patch leaned over the counter, grinning like a troubled child.

Someone: ... (Silently pushes on the dessert and hides the dessert card in his hand)

#Regarding the incident of being forced to take on a part-time job after refusing a college teaching position (definitely not because of her looks!)#

#Yokohama's unofficial jujutsu community is also saving the world today (just kidding) by making desserts (darling~ today I'm making extra thick cream strawberry daifuku too)#

#A certain white-haired teacher: Mission reward? The life of the strongest sorcerer, how about that? Not bad, right? o(＊＾▽＾＊)o♪

"Little one, who is your father?" At the grand palace banquet, the emperor asked the beautiful little girl being led by his crown prince. Under everyone's gaze, Qin Wanwan asked weakly, "Which father are you asking about?" Everyone: "???" The little girl innocently counted on her fingers: "Father Xie Chong, Father Shang Wuyang, Father Xuan Ce, Father Rong Zhi, and Father Yu Wuyou, which one do you want to ask about?" "Hiss..." Everyone at the banquet gasped. Xie Chong, their youngest grassroots general in Tianqi, commanding hundreds of thousands of troops! Shang Wuyang, the infamous mad city lord of Shangyang City, richer than a country! Xuan Ce, their Grand Preceptor of Tianqi, the kind who could influence the emperor's succession! Rong Zhi, the young genius prime minister, with most of the civil officials in the court as his supporters! Yu Wuyou, the legendary divine physician of Medicine Valley who could snatch lives from the King of Hell! At this moment, the men whose names were called all stood up and stood behind the little girl. "Your Majesty, is there something you need?" They all tacitly agreed. From that moment on, the Tianqi Kingdom changed. Suddenly, a little boy appeared, unmatched by any prince or nobleman, someone even the princesses and princes dared not provoke. Ironically, the Crown Prince and that child had a very good relationship. This made the other princes vying for the throne grit their teeth. "Despicable Crown Prince!"

Synopsis: Why? I was here first! Whether it was being pulled from the pool or witnessing the birth, I was here first! Thinking this, she snatched Sieg away. "This is my sister! Go find your own sister!" According to Sieg's recollection, that's what his sister said that day. The Chaldea authorities have dispatched their last Master to investigate and have already arrested Melusin. Next, without a moment's regret at the departure of the fairy knights, the next dragon witch arrives on the battlefield! "Chaldea is doomed if things continue like this!"

I, Huanmeng, am a passionate horse racing enthusiast whose hobby is collecting all the support cards and cute little horse girls.

That day, Huanmeng was using the Golden Ship to train stallions, diligently grinding over a hundred times, but she didn't even catch a glimpse of "Nine Endurance".

Just when Huanmeng was about to give up—

Suddenly, six dazzling colored circles lit up on the endurance bar at the same time!

"Six colored rings, a 50% success rate! If this still fails, then I'll..."

Huanmeng was so excited that she was incoherent, as if she had already touched the dawn of victory.

Then, a line of text coldly popped up on the screen:

【fail】.

Huanmeng was stunned.

"Others have a 1% chance of success, but I had six lottery tickets and a 50% chance of success... and it all just vanished like that?"

At that moment, it felt as if the golden ship had kicked me into an abyss of despair.

A dream, gone.

Cause of death: Died from being angered by luck and a horse girl named Golden Ship.

Disguising herself as a boy, then confessing, anticipating the other person's surprised expression—just thinking about it is exciting, right? However, when Yiwen shyly and awkwardly told the boy in front of her, "Actually, I'm a girl," she never imagined—he was also a girl. ———— A story of a cross-dressing man encountering someone with gender dysphoria; a story of a policeman and a killer sharing a classroom; a story of a clueless, amnesiac girl with no common sense. (Superpowers group number: 435926338 [Mista])

[2023, Together with Johnny, I'll Burn My Body into Flames] Transmigrating to the cyberpunk world of 2077, she becomes a punk girl who survives only thanks to her "good sister" V. Even so, Berry harbors her own ambition: to become a true legend of Night City. By day, she's V's good partner and the adorable girl in the eyes of her companions; by night, she pilots various combat mechs, rampaging through the streets of Night City. "Terminator" Arnold, "Samurai" Mitsuhide Akechi, "Miko" Kikyo… and the strongest [Legendary] mechs, "Valkyrie" Valkyrie, "Sharingan" Madara Uchiha, "War Master" Horus… With these mechs of varying forms and combat abilities, Berry weaves a vast web in the heart-devouring Night City. A Night City rife with street violence and corporate exploitation—just as Berry resolves to tear apart this decadent world, she's caught by her "good sister" V at night. ??? "Bai Rui, you're mine. Your eyes can only look at me!" V's eyes were filled with resentment at being ignored and a deep desire for Bai Rui. Bai Rui, his hand gripped tightly by V, felt terrified. He was in Night City, about to be brought to justice by V. What should he do? Need help urgently!!!

(Rating just came out! It's slowly rising~)

[Joyful + Pure Love + Happy Ending + Saving Everyone + Switches Between Cat and Human Forms + Can Solve Brain Disease and Sukuna]

Severely injured and transported to another world, the cat priest squatted on the wall for a minute, pondered, and decided to act cute to make a living.

And the meal ticket she chose was—Gojo Satoru, whom she happened to pass by while doing a mission!

What human can resist an adorable kitten? Not even a handsome guy.

But things changed as quickly as a tornado. During a trip, Damia regained her human form in her sleep.

His palm rests on a meal ticket, revealing a powerfully built physique with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and eight-pack abs.

His eyes reflected his vast, boundless sky-blue pupils.

Gojo Satoru: "Nya-chan?"

"!"

...

After regaining her human form, Damia became a sorceress. Because of her healing magic, the director tried to control and monitor her, and some fools even tried to make her their concubine.

Damia: "Huh? Haven't you ever seen a violent priest before?"

A massive, surging beam of light blasted open the doors of the boardroom, and a blonde girl with snow-white cat ears stepped on the terrified people.

"I have a bad temper, you know, the director will."

It's getting cold; it's time for someone else to take the top spot at the director's meeting.

...

Gojo Satoru: "So when are you going to look at your boyfriend at home, all weak and helpless, waiting for your pity, Nyan-chan?"

Damia: "Coming!"

[Adorable Childhood Sweetheart Romance] Su Jiang transmigrated into the body of the arrogant protagonist in a brainless fantasy novel—his three-and-a-half-year-old daughter who lived in a doghouse.

"Don't be afraid, my dear, Daddy's here."

At my father Long Aotian's command, all the hidden families in H country came out in full force and crushed the arrogant Su family in no time.

The legendary five ruthless and cold-blooded leaders under the Dragon King, who were said to strike fear into the hearts of all, became my nanny and bodyguard, spending their days reading me bedtime stories from storybooks.

The Dragon Ring, which would have its eyes gouged out if anyone even glanced at it, was thrown to me by my dad to play with as a toy.

In order to win over her father, Long Aotian, Su Jiang had to practice acting cute in front of the mirror every night.

The Dragon King now has a little dumpling by his side, and all the big shots who saw the dumpling said they wanted to steal it!

"Dragon King, Miss got into a fight at kindergarten."

"One minute, gather everyone to support my daughter."

"No... Miss knocked that group of people down with just one hand."

Long Aotian's father gave a wicked smile. See? His daughter is the best!

Su Jiang accidentally saved an amnesiac boy, but who would have thought that the boy would grow up to be the ultimate villain who killed her arrogant father in the end?

As long as her father is alive, she will be; if her father dies, she will die!

In order to survive, Su Jiang completely turned into a doting father.

"Brother Ji Yu, my dad is the best person in the world, and you are the best person in the world too. Why don't you two become good friends?"

"Great, it's not too much to ask for a good friend to give me their daughter, is it?"

Seeing the villain's smug smile, Su Jiang realized he had been tricked.

[Date-based + Sweet Romance + Space-themed + Both leads are virgins + Love at First Sight + Scumbag Revenge + Overwhelming Possessiveness + Capitalist Heiress + Romantic Male Lead + No Poverty Alleviation, No Mary Sue/Saintly Figure]

[A delicate, pampered girl from the cultivation world versus a rough, obsessive man with superpowers—their mutual pampering is so sweet it's almost sickening!]

Warning: This is a lighthearted, sweet romance novel set in a fictional world with a lot of internal monologues. The physical ages of the male and female leads are not relevant! This is important, so I'll say it three times: the soul ages of the male and female leads are extremely high—one is a cultivator, and the other is over a hundred years old from a post-apocalyptic world. Their ages are not based on their physical ages after transmigrating! If you mind this, please read elsewhere!

Princess Ruan Tang of the Beast Taming Sect was affected by the aftermath of someone else's tribulation and was transported to the 1960s, where she was reborn as a sickly and pitiful woman. Her scumbag brother ran off with the family fortune and left her to die in the ancestral home.

With a wave of her hand, Ruan Tang summoned a spiritual spring to extend her life, and a treasure-hunting rat paved the way, allowing them to plunder all of Scumbag Brother's wealth overnight! They were so greedy, they even destroyed his ancestral tombs and secret chambers!

With a fortune of hundreds of millions, she went to the countryside to cultivate immortality, wanting only to be a lazy, rich woman.

Unexpectedly, she became entangled with a cold and rough man full of secrets. The man's eyes were wild and lustful, making her weak in the waist and legs.

"Tangtang, don't leave me, I'll give you my life."

During the day, he used his mental energy to keep a constant eye on her, wishing he could be attached to her forever.

That night, he held her in his arms, his burning chest pressed against her back, and coaxed in a hoarse voice, "Tangtang, give me another kiss."

Ruan Tang was held in his arms, kissed until her legs went weak, and her face turned red: You scoundrel, you must be a vixen in disguise!

[A spoiled, pampered second-generation heiress versus a cunning, love-struck superpowered man; both are virgins who pamper each other—see how he spoils his little wife rotten!]