Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

My new book, "After Transmigrating into a Book, the Boss Keeps Breaking the Plot Every Day," is available for adoption!

The heavens are unpredictable, and the path of cultivation cannot be planned. Cultivation and enlightenment are a journey, a high-stakes gamble, and He Miaomiao is determined to break through the illusions and become the victor who ascends to the pinnacle of success!

Shinjiro was transported to the world of Bleach, becoming a human without spiritual power, unable to even defeat an ordinary Hollow. Fortunately, he obtained the [Life Simulation System], allowing him to experience the lives of different girls, change their life trajectories, increase their affection, and obtain rewards. He thought that since it was a simulated world, he could save girls but not take responsibility, and he was just a legend. But unexpectedly, one day, they all came knocking on his door? Rukia grabbed Shinjiro's collar, her little boots stomping on his chest, "Bastard! You've lied to me for so many years, and you think you can just walk away?" Retsu Unohana smiled and drew her sword: "How's your swordsmanship improving?" Rangiku Matsumoto squinted, "You used to say you only loved me, what's with these people now?" She glanced at Momo Hinamori, Soi Fon, and Ori Inoue behind her...

[High Temperatures + Floods + Zombies]

In her previous life, Wang Cuifen served her family like a slave, but when the end times came, she was pushed out by her entire family and died.

Her grandson had bound his jade pendant to her own space, yet she was treated like an outsider by her entire family.

The daughter-in-law, Zhenzhen, gained the approval of her father-in-law and husband by belittling her.

In the end, the son she raised with her own hands wanted to push her out to her death, and her husband of many years also showed only indifference in his eyes.

In her second life, she chose to leave this ungrateful family early, activate the jade pendant space, grow vegetables, raise dogs, and live for herself.

【Good pregnancy + cool article + 80s + group love】

Hailed as a genius from a family of modern Chinese medicine, Chen Zhiyi was reborn as the "poor little thing" of the same name in the 1980s after a plane crash.

The poor little girl, just six years old, was disliked by her son-centric family (except her mother) from the moment she was born. She and her mother had the lowest status in the family, and they were pale and thin, severely malnourished, adding to old wounds. Her scumbag father hooked up with a city woman and wanted to take her scumbag brother to enjoy the good life. He threatened her mother to divorce him, and if she didn't, he would beat her up.

Chen Zhiyi (angry): Isn't this just like keeping a bastard man for the New Year?!

They divorced and kicked the scumbag father and son out of the house.

On the day when the scumbag father's old lover drove from the city to pick them up, the mother unexpectedly discovered that the man traveling with them was her first love Zhou Zhenjiang!

When Zhou Zhenjiang was young, he went to the countryside and fell in love with his mother, but the elders of the Zhou family disagreed and put pressure on the star-crossed couple, forcing them to separate.

Ten years later, Zhou Zhenjiang came to accompany his sister on behalf of his good friend. He learned that his first love had suffered so much. They each had their own difficulties back then, and the two who happened to be single rekindled their old love.

The new father was a military district leader and took them to the military district compound in the city to enjoy a good life.

…

The entire compound looked down upon Zhou Zhenjiang for marrying a country woman with a child.

Who knew: Zhou Zhenjiang's wife is pregnant! What? Twins! Isn't he extinct?

The burden he brought along was not only the top scorer in the middle school entrance exam, but also the top scorer in the college entrance exam! What? He got into a key medical university! And he also took the most promising kid from the Gu family?!

Later, everyone said that the Zhou family had two golden phoenixes, and they were full of blessings.

[The protagonist must die] [Regret] [Dreamland Boundary]

Is it painful in the late stage of cancer?

Compared to the cold eyes and ruthlessness of parents every day, the physical pain is probably far less than the pain in the heart.

Su Guan has been accustomed to this kind of life since he was a child. Since he had a younger brother in the family, his parents' already cold attitude towards him has become even more ruthless.

It was not until the doctor informed his parents of the condition and they learned that Su Guan only had six months left that they came to their senses and regretted it deeply.

"Su Guan, mom and dad beg you, please come back with us. We know we were wrong, please forgive us..." The parents knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, regretting their actions.

But what's the point of apologizing now?

Is belated love still love?

"Go away, don't bother me anymore, just pretend I never existed. Isn't it the same for me at home? It's been like this for so many years, why bother to apologize to me now?"

Forgive them?

Sorry, it’s impossible in this lifetime...

Su Huai transmigrated to a parallel world and became a major capitalist.

They happened to run into Liu Kaiwei, who was in debt and refused to pay. Helpless, Liu Kaiwei had no choice but to use his wife to pay off his debt.

Mr. Yang refused to yield, even unto death.

Su Huai: You can refuse, but I will expose this matter.

Ms. Yang was dumbfounded. Her company was just starting out, and she had signed a performance-based agreement. She had no choice but to agree.

Gao Yuanyuan, you don't want the fact that you and your husband are defaulters to be exposed, do you?

Wu Qilong: I asked you to accompany him, and you gave me the cold shoulder. Go back to accompany him today, and come back when he's satisfied!

Feng Shaofeng: If you serve President Su well, you will enjoy endless riches and honors!

Huang Lei: Mr. Su, do you want a wife?

...

Su Huai: I'm just a legitimate businessman, stop sending me wives all the time.

"Yandere," "Girl Army," "Absolute Enslavement," "Villain," "Dual Heroines," "Vampires," "Apocalypse"

The obedient girl Su Mu in ordinary days has a rebellious personality and unusual sexual orientation, like a devilish, yandere little devil.

As the apocalypse descended, Su Mu, favored by the progenitor of the vampire clan, became a vampire demon princess, gaining vampire power and the psychic talent "Absolute Slavery".

Look down on my aloof and cool female disciplinary committee chairperson? Please play some "girl games" with me under my absolute subjugation!

Note: The female lead, Su Mu, is not a saint! She might do some inhuman and crazy things! Be prepared!

(P.S.: Due to the invasion of an alien god during the apocalypse, which caused a spacetime distortion, some familiar figures from the world of anime and manga may appear in the book. Don't be afraid of DNA mix-ups! "Anime and manga appearances will not affect the reading experience~")

[Superpowers + Thrilling Read + Comedy + Bizarre Missions + Crazy Female Lead + Beloved by the Group]

Lu Fei, an undercover reporter, is reborn into a post-apocalyptic novel as a cannon fodder female supporting character.

According to the plot, the only thing left is for her brothers to throw her into a pile of zombies so that she can protect the female lead.

Lu Fei swallowed the jade pendant that the scheming female lead wanted, successfully awakening her superpowers and binding herself to the system.

Her biological father and five brothers are all sycophants to the female lead, treating her with disdain and hostility.

Hmph, no matter how venomous their words are, can they be more venomous than Lu Fei's?

With the purification ability and the Peacekeeper System at your fingertips, you can obtain countless resources by completing tasks.

Many powerful figures even sought refuge with him.

The eldest brother's superpowers went berserk, and he looked down at Lu Fei, forcing her to purify him.

Lu Fei rolled her eyes: Dogs and the Lu family are both on my blacklist.

The second brother was about to starve to death and crawled to Lu Fei's side.

Lu Fei threw the big chicken leg in her hand to the dog next to her, saying, "See? I won't even feed the dog."

Facing the army of sycophants who fawned over the female lead in the original book.

Lu Fei raised her forty-meter-long sword and charged forward.

"Take life and death lightly, fight if you're not convinced, and if all else fails, start over."