[System] + [Humor] + [Legendary Yuan Captor] "Lord Yuan refuses to see you, why don't you look at your own problems?"

After being turned away by Yuan Shao's retainers, Xu Ze was confronted with a soul-searching question. Only then did he realize that he had been framed by the Zhen and Yuan families, and all his hard work and ingenuity over the past two and a half years had been stolen.

Along with Xu Ze, a young man in black robes named Guo Jia was also expelled.

Xu Ze pulled Guo Jia aside and defected to Cao Cao. A few years later, he led a large army to counterattack Ye City, destroying Yuan Shao and demonstrating his power.

Xu You: "Didn't I deserve the most credit for winning the Battle of Guandu?"

Xu Ze: "Why are you always so concerned about that credit? It distorts a person's efforts..."

Madam Zhen Zhang: "Wait, do you remember? I even arranged a marriage for you!"

Xu Ze: "All five sisters, come in!"

While both are lords of the same name, Lin Yu's luck seems a bit too good. His cheat ability draws only "forbidden races" that are said to have destroyed the world, and they are all women and all "villains".

The game starts with the [Fallen Angel Reincarnation Pool], which yields only yandere, bloodthirsty older sister characters; followed by the [Pain Witch], [Deep Sea Siren], and [Fallen Angel]. These units are beautiful and powerful, but their personalities are twisted, filled with destructive desires, and extremely difficult to control.

Lin Yu must constantly feign absolute strength and ruthlessness to suppress his "yandere" subordinates. To outsiders, Lin Yu is the great demon king who rules the demon cave, a traitor to humanity. But Lin Yu doesn't care; he only wants to survive.

He discovered that while these "evil female" soldiers were dangerous, they were the sharpest blades if you could conquer them. While the so-called righteous factions (angels and paladins) still valued chivalry, Lin Yu's evil female legion had already won the war by using poison, ambushes, and mind control—leaving no stone unturned.

[Chaotic Era][The Way of the Scoundrel][Decisive and Ruthless] The Great Yu Dynasty, with its millennia-long legacy, has finally met its decline. Seemingly peaceful and prosperous, beneath the surface, a raging inferno of intrigue and turmoil is brewing. The emperor is obsessed with immortality, officials scheme against each other, princes prepare their armies, and the demon race watches with predatory eyes. In this impending chaos, Shen Mu transmigrates to this world, becoming a peripheral member of the Chai Gang in Yunlong County. He initially thought he would live a mundane life, but unexpectedly discovers a Martial Dao Tree growing within his mind! As the main trunk of the Martial Dao Tree grows, his cultivation level rises accordingly. As the branches of the Martial Dao Tree grow, his martial arts skills gradually improve. ...With the Martial Dao Tree, Shen Mu gains the means to protect himself in this chaotic world. Until one day, when Shen Mu ascends to the Martial God Realm, a realm considered a martial arts legend by the world, he looks back and sees countless corpses of his enemies...

Reborn as Sun Ce, he dominates the Three Kingdoms.

When he woke up from his dream, he had become Sun Ce, the Little Conqueror. His biological father, Sun Jian, was fighting in Xiangyang and his life was hanging by a thread.

He had to save his father, fight for the country, and rescue both the chaotic world and the beauty, but things were not as simple as he imagined.

Yuan Shao, from a family that had held high office for four generations, was very powerful, but the lack of horses in Jiangdong made it difficult to contend for supremacy. The young emperor was very intelligent, but the scholars were arrogant and naive. The aftermath of the Yellow Turban Rebellion had not yet subsided, and powerful clans were already beginning to emerge. Famous ministers and fierce generals were merely shadows on the stage; an invisible hand was pulling them from behind the scenes.

There was exhilaration, regret, and helplessness, but the original intention remained unchanged.

With a bit of foresight, we gathered the wisdom and strength of good ministers and brave generals to forge the backbone of a powerful civilization.

This is my Three Kingdoms, and I am Sun Ce, the Little Conqueror.

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Lao Zhuang's book club: 23470572, welcome to join!

Also known as: "The book explains everything clearly; even those who haven't been to northern Myanmar can read it without difficulty," "Anti-fraud in northern Myanmar? It's a counter-offensive plan in the Golden Triangle!", "Hardcore anti-fraud," and "You fight fraud, and you develop a northern Myanmar escape route."

Having traveled to a parallel world and learned that he had to participate in an anti-fraud competition, he decisively pulled out the "Bloody Golden Triangle" game plan.

The game highly replicates the cases in northern Myanmar, allowing players to witness the sophisticated system, ruthless methods, and cunning tricks of a fraud ring beyond imagination!

Every player who has experienced the game feels their blood boil.

"What has this dog-like planner been through to create such a... insane plot?"

"No joke, I suggest a thorough investigation of the game designers."

"It's hard not to suspect his motives for making this game; it's too torturous."

Chen Jiajun: "I really didn't have any other purpose in making this game; it's simply to help the public fight against fraud!"

...

As the story progresses, just when players think escaping the park is the end, they discover that the official forum has released a major version update announcement.

Players responded enthusiastically and decided to launch a counterattack.

Chen Jiajun: "At first, I just wanted to use my escape to northern Myanmar to promote anti-fraud awareness. I never imagined that the Golden Triangle would be destroyed and the world would be on high alert! I certainly never imagined that it would be developed into a war game..."

(Those who don't like the real-life game storyline can skip to the beginning and go directly to the game set in northern Myanmar; the rest will focus on the game.)

[Fantasy] + [Dynasty Wars] + [Summoning] + [Conquest] + [Unstoppable Force]

The year 999 of the Tianwu calendar.

The emperor died suddenly without leaving a will to pass on the throne.

The Tianwu Dynasty was thrown into chaos, with war raging everywhere. Former rulers, ministers, and brothers all turned against each other in the vortex of power.

The sixth prince, Lin Yuan, transmigrated to another world eighteen years ago. Unwilling to sit idly by and wait for death, he wanted to lead his younger siblings to break through the encirclement.

【bite!】

[Host Lin Yuan has been detected to be over eighteen years old and is about to face a life-or-death crisis. The Rebellion Against Fate System is activated!]

"The Three Realms bow down, Heaven and Earth are reversed; wherever the butcher passes, even ghosts and gods flee!"

"Listen to the truth, all six kingdoms!"

"Those who kneel and surrender will die instantly; those who resist will have their entire clan exterminated!"

......

"Brothers, are you ready?"

"A duel at Yunji Temple, whoever loses is a traitor!"

"Let's fight it out at Chengtian Gate, whoever wins becomes emperor!"

One by one, legendary figures from Chinese history appear, and Lin Yuan, wielding a system, establishes a dynasty that dominates all the heavens!

Li Feng and the Red Alert base unexpectedly arrived in the vast Northwest of the thirty-seventh year of the Western Calendar. Faced with the separatist forces and covetous individuals of the backward era, he pressed the activation button on the core of the base.

Barracks and corps rose from the ground, war factories roared incessantly, and steel torrents of Type 59 tanks crushed all resistance. Tu-95 bomber formations swept across the sky, leaving behind the absolute deterrent of "Li Feng's Barbecue." Qin-class battleships cleaved through the raging waves, and Han-class aircraft carriers dominated the skies. The former land of survival had long since become the starting point of conquest.

When advanced technology clashed with the forces of the old world, and when massive legions swept across the land, Li Feng looked back and realized that he had become the most awe-inspiring new power in this world.

When Lin Mo awoke in the Australian desert of a parallel world, the Red Alert system on his wrist became his only support. Starting from a lonely power plant, he proceeded step by step, building a steel base on the deserted red land, mass-producing equipment, cultivating oases, and etching the name "Spark" into the fabric of this continent.

On my first night in Myanmar, the system rewarded me with a top-tier assassin.

He single-handedly dismantled the largest human trafficking ring in the area.

The next day, my name was being sung throughout northern Myanmar.

"Don't mess with the new Chinese."

I smiled as I opened the system panel, looking at the newly unlocked "Financial Genius" and "King of Hackers".

It's time to show the world what true power is.

Lin Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains the Death Squad System.

Summon assassins of any gender, nationality, and skin color!

Just then, the school beauty, whom he had lost contact with for many years, called and invited him to start a business together in northern Myanmar. Was he too lonely to go alone?

Lin Chen didn't hesitate at all. If he backed down, would he still be a man?

He immediately told her to buy a plane ticket and go alone!

Of course, you think I'm a person?

I have connections backing me up!

Do you see my brothers with AKs?

We may not have much else, but we have plenty of brothers!

Soldiers on the run! King of Soldiers on the run! God of War on the run! They're as strong as you can imagine!

One hundred elite soldiers? Ten thousand? One hundred thousand! We have as many as you need!

As long as I have money, the whole planet can be my brother!

Get the AK production line running at full capacity!

Bullet production line, fire like mad!

We have the production line for whatever you need!

All fear stems from insufficient firepower.

...

The Golden Triangle is under my, Lin Chen's, sole control!

America, have you prepared your tribute for this year? Otherwise, I might impose a technological blockade!

Sakura Island, you don't want missiles to fall on your territory, do you? My cannons are always ready!