[Silly + Lighthearted + Nonsensical + Funny, Enter at Your Own Risk] With the world's spiritual energy reviving, humans can cultivate, and some plants and animals have evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest spirit pet system at the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that can unleash lightning? Have you ever seen anything like it?! World leaders avoid Wei Xuan like the plague, and Wei Xuan leads his army of spirit pets to conquer all corners of the land!
World leaders: "You might not believe it, but this chicken slapped me across the face!"
Lin Xuan transmigrated to a parallel world where novels were just becoming popular. He seized the opportunity and wrote a tomb raiding novel, which became an instant hit. However, one day, Lin Xuan was astonished to discover that the ancient tomb the archaeological team explored was exactly the same as what he found in his book! "This author is definitely a tomb raider! The porcelain, jade artifacts, and even the environment are all exactly as he described!" "So, Qingxuan was writing about his personal experience? You all insist on calling it a novel!" "Qingxuan, they found a tree with human heads in the ancient tomb, isn't that exactly the same as in your book?" "Quickly, ask a lawyer, is it illegal for me to go to ancient tombs to find inspiration?"
(No harem, no saintly protagonist, no system, semi-satisfying, dark story! If you mind these, please do not read. The protagonist is extremely gloomy. Readers should read at their own discretion.)
As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for people.
I used to think the same way: food is a gift from heaven!
Until one day, I tasted everything I could see...
then,
I raised my head and looked up at the sky...
[Bungo Stray Dogs fanfiction + short story + romance + OOC warning + immature writing style, free-flowing, slice-of-life plot, the protagonist will not be part of the original story, it's a fanfiction with many original characters, please don't read if you mind, and you can get the general style from the synopsis] Self-introduction: I am an assassin. After all, in a dangerous world overflowing with superpowers and guns, isn't it normal to be an assassin? By the way, my performance is 100%, and I still have the professional ethics of an assassin. I can't call myself the number one assassin, but I can barely be the number two? After all, my main job can't support my living expenses, so I can only occasionally do side jobs to maintain my precarious life. Serious synopsis: Me (without blushing or skipping a beat): "I'm a law-abiding citizen." "..." Would a normal person introduce themselves like that? After several years of assassin experience, I unexpectedly joined the Armed Detective Agency after a day trip to the military and police, becoming a member. It feels good, except my wallet hurts. Everyone: "Isn't this your own fault?" I can't refute it: I'm overwhelmed with sadness. Later, the conspiracy known as "The Book" fell on my head. I'm so annoyed: I've already told you I have nothing to do with the book, but you just won't believe me. Thumbs up, six. And then… I can't spoil any more!!! Attention!!! This isn't a fictional story; the main character is female. CP: Hmm, forget it, I'm too incompetent to write romance. (Originally it was Dazai.) Let's go with a friendship story. Also, proceed with caution before jumping in.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe next door is terrible, and the DC Universe is still rebooting. Being a superhero in the Black Robe Universe is the most exciting. (The synopsis is weak, watch the full movie! This section will also include various horror movies and dark works, after all, besides horror, there's much more to these kinds of works...)
You are a war orphan. Two years ago, a sudden illness caused permanent intellectual damage, leaving you with the mental capacity of a four-year-old. In one minute, you will face a Bad Ending: your adoptive parents murder you for insurance money. However, as the antagonist, you have the following choices: [First, with your life threatened, in a panic, you accidentally ignite a pile of highly explosive chemicals, killing your adoptive parents and hundreds of innocent civilians. You survive and become a wanted criminal, living a life of hiding. (Wanted villain route unlocked)] [Second, filled with resentment, you fight back, becoming a notorious serial killer, murdering hundreds of innocent people over the next few decades. (Serial killer villain route unlocked)] [Third, cunningly, you kill your adoptive parents by surprise, using crocodile tears to gain public sympathy.] (The villain's path begins) [Fourth, in a moment of life and death, in despair, you chanted the name of the evil god, offering your own flesh and blood as a sacrifice to awaken the sleeping evil god, turning the city into a bloody hell in an instant. Corrupted by the evil god, you became an evil fanatic. (The fanatic villain's path begins)] Thus, forced to choose one of four paths, Liang Yue embarked on his own villainous path.
Location: San Francisco Time: 1924… He could load a Winchester lever-action rifle with one hand. He was an expert in American Iaijutsu. His Mozambique shooting was simply divine. He could deflect oncoming bullets with a Qi-style scalpel. He instilled deep fear in thugs. …This was an era of extravagance, an era of jazz, an era of Prohibition, an era of suit-wearing thugs, an era of ambitious men, an era of Li Yu. …“Young men, remember this! Never mess with a Chinese man wearing a long black overcoat and a black suit, with an M1911 pistol on his left leg and under his right arm, a Winchester lever-action rifle in his left hand, and a Qi-style scalpel in his right! He is ‘Like a Dragon’!” “Why is he called ‘Like a Dragon’?” “Because he can single-handedly destroy a Mafia family! He’s simply…”
My name is Chen Wujun, and I have made outstanding contributions to the security of the East Ninth District.
However, the federal government does not recognize it.
I feel that the federal government is biased against me. So many people in the East Ninth District have no objections, so why should they have objections?
...
"Since your federation has so many objections, then let's just create a new federation!"
"Conan-kun, you don't want others to know you've shrunk, right?" "So how about we team up with the famous detective and Inspector Megure to make a fortune together?" Naoto Hayashi transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, discovering he'd mutated into a soul-devourer. Luckily, he had Conan—more souls than he could ever eat! However, Naoto never expected that his casual jokes and mischievous pranks would lead to a new, terrifying title circulating throughout Japan: The Sleeping "Black Hand Detective"! Wherever he went, people died. No one who targeted a major company or conglomerate survived! Suspects he identified as murderers, no matter how outrageous, had to confess! His wife was one of Japan's top lawyers, the queen of the legal world! His network extended throughout the police force; he chatted casually with the Superintendent General of Police...
Li Tianran transmigrated to a world of high-speed chase, becoming a low-level assassin and acquiring the Night Demon Godhood System. Before he could even rejoice, the system issued his first mission: kill a major client. Li Tianran, who planned to quietly grow stronger and amaze everyone, realized: ...failure to complete the mission would mean death. To survive, Li Tianran embarked on the path to godhood, the first thing being to acquire the secret technique: Pencil Structure Analysis! What guns could he use? He could kill everyone with just a pencil! And Li Tianran's path to godhood had only just begun.