Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Reborn into the world of *Dream of the Red Chamber*, he becomes an outlaw. While plundering ships, he discovers he looks exactly like Jia Lian, the eldest son of the Rongguo Duke's mansion. He immediately kills the man and impersonates him. In that instant, Jia Lian awakens a daily intelligence system. He takes his wife, Wang Xifeng, to Yangzhou to rescue Jia Min. Recommended by Lin Ruhai, he becomes a probationary commander in the Imperial Guard, escorting salt taxes and protecting Lin Ruhai's wife and daughters to the capital… Jia Lian's lifelong wish is simple: to be drunk on the lap of a beauty, to wield power over the world, with gold hairpins adorning his bed, and to be a force to be reckoned with. However, corrupt officials, years of natural disasters, widespread famine, foreign invasions, and the people's suffering are all precarious. Jia Lian must take up the banner and restore order… On that day, the retired emperor passes away. The old and frail emperor orders Xia Shouzhong, the Grand Eunuch of the Directorate of Ceremonial, to draft an edict: "Jia Lian has defiled the palace, secretly possessed armor, and plotted rebellion. His crimes are unforgivable. He is stripped of his…"

(Invincible + Single female lead + Satisfying + Crazy + Fight if you dare)

[Note: You have been offline for 6688 years, with accumulated offline experience of 99999999999+. Retrieve now?]

"I'm... invincible now?"

…………

Jiang Ye died peacefully in his sleep and was reborn in another world.

To his surprise, he discovered that the world he was in was exactly the same as a casual idle game he had played when he was young.

Having not logged in for over 60 years in the real world, the accumulated offline experience had reached an outrageous level.

Xia Yue felt that her life was as melodramatic as a novel. The home that had raised her for more than 20 years was not her home. She was a fake daughter.

After confirming that he was not really a child of the Xia family, he took the initiative to move out of the Xia family and make way for the real daughter.

As a result, he was knocked unconscious by something in the yard of his new home and was tied to a system.

This system is unethical and actually forces you to do tasks.

But the system didn't care and kept bothering her.

Xia Yue was so annoyed that she felt her head was about to explode.

So I decided to hand over the system.

[Military marriage + spiritual spring space + stockpiling supplies + pregnancy and raising a child + transmigration into a book]

(The rating has just been released, so it's normal for it to be a little low. It will go up later.)

Su Jiaojiao is the daughter of a capitalist.

She was also Fu Jingchen's vicious ex-wife.

After learning that Fu Jingchen was seriously injured during a mission and would never wake up again,

She aborted her unborn child.

She took the divorce certificate and went back to her parents' home.

However, they were labeled as the exploiting class.

He was sent down to a cowshed in Northwest China and died tragically in the countryside.

Su Jiaojiao, who transmigrated into the book, brought with her a spiritual spring space.

Having learned from the mistakes made in the book,

Transfer the Su family's assets to the spatial dimension in advance.

Then, whitewash the Su family's reputation.

The original owner's biological mother and her illegitimate daughter's family were sent to a cowshed.

She also used the magic spring to cure her officer husband, and the two of them went to support the border region together.

Transmigrating into the body of Jon Snow, in this life, Jon refuses to become the Night's Watchman on the Wall. He chooses instead to farm, tame beasts, and conquer the Iron Throne. Tyrion: Jon Snow is far more cunning than I am. Littlefinger: I despise schemers like Jon Snow. Daenerys: Jon truly deserves the title of Father of Dragons. The Night King: Let us all pledge our loyalty to Lord Jon! In this life, direwolves and dragons reign supreme.

Shinjiro was transported to the world of Bleach, becoming a human without spiritual power, unable to even defeat an ordinary Hollow. Fortunately, he obtained the [Life Simulation System], allowing him to experience the lives of different girls, change their life trajectories, increase their affection, and obtain rewards. He thought that since it was a simulated world, he could save girls but not take responsibility, and he was just a legend. But unexpectedly, one day, they all came knocking on his door? Rukia grabbed Shinjiro's collar, her little boots stomping on his chest, "Bastard! You've lied to me for so many years, and you think you can just walk away?" Retsu Unohana smiled and drew her sword: "How's your swordsmanship improving?" Rangiku Matsumoto squinted, "You used to say you only loved me, what's with these people now?" She glanced at Momo Hinamori, Soi Fon, and Ori Inoue behind her...

Lin Siya never imagined that a simple outing would lead to her being transported to the 1970s by a mudslide. The 1970s were fine, though resources were scarce, but as an orphan, she didn't mind. However, she never expected that it wasn't just a simple time travel, but a transmigration into a book, becoming the female protagonist's comparison point. Even after death, she was constantly being compared to her. Lin Siya was furious…

Qi Xueqin was reborn back to the time when she was working and gaining experience in the countryside. Her only wish in this life is to live a good life with the man she forcibly took from her in her previous life. But a problem arises: he hasn't fallen in love with her yet! How can she make this academic genius fall in love with her? That is the question. [Li Yue]

[High Temperatures + Floods + Zombies]

In her previous life, Wang Cuifen served her family like a slave, but when the end times came, she was pushed out by her entire family and died.

Her grandson had bound his jade pendant to her own space, yet she was treated like an outsider by her entire family.

The daughter-in-law, Zhenzhen, gained the approval of her father-in-law and husband by belittling her.

In the end, the son she raised with her own hands wanted to push her out to her death, and her husband of many years also showed only indifference in his eyes.

In her second life, she chose to leave this ungrateful family early, activate the jade pendant space, grow vegetables, raise dogs, and live for herself.