Lin Xuan traveled through time and space to the body of an unlearned man who died suddenly. At the same time, he activated the [God-level Blind Date System]. As long as the blind date was successful and he met the other party's parents, he would get a reward. If he found his true love, he would get the ultimate reward.

"Ding... Your blind date this time is your sister's best friend Jiang Qingyue. The mission rewards are [Supercar - Aston Martin One-77] and [100 million in cash]."

"Ding... Your blind date this time is Qin Ningxue, the campus beauty of Binhai University. Mission reward: [Company with a market value of 100 billion yuan]."

"Ding... Your blind date this time is the top star Xu Yidie. Mission reward: [Entertainment company with a market value of 10 billion yuan]."

"Ding... Your blind date this time is Mu Qingya, the president of Qianyi Group. Mission reward: [Group with a market value of 100 billion yuan] [A manor anywhere in the world]."

“…”

School beauties, CEOs, celebrities, and even professional killers have all become Lin Xuan's blind date candidates, and he needs to find his true love in order to complete the ultimate mission of the system.

Not long after, standing on top of the world and becoming the world's richest man, Lin Xuan looked back on the past and couldn't help but sigh: "How did I become the world's richest man just by dating?"

Looking at his only mobile phone, Xia Mu knew that the Pokémon world was about to usher in a real top star. "Brothers, it's time for dinner again~" Arrested by Junsha. "Today, Lao Ba is not popular, but I will be!" Arrested by Junsha. "Look, the protein of the baby bugs there is six times that of beef..." Arrested by Junsha. Xia Mu: "..." Under the coercion of Junsha, Xia Mu could only take the path of taking advantage of other people's traffic. Then. Little Juer, the owner, let me take advantage~ Zi Yu, let me take advantage~ Sirona champion... Until one day. When Xia Mu opened the door and found countless flashes, he realized that he had become a hot spot. "World Championship champion, Internet expert, top Pokémon anchor, Xia Mu, was arrested by Junsha for violating moral standards-United Daily News"

My name is Ivan, a time traveler, male, with average combat power, and a talent for being funny. However, the mission requires me to kill the immortal demon king, so... I can only be a gigolo!

Selia: Damn it, why is it that every time I have these unnecessary emotions because of you?

flamme: Why didn’t you tell me earlier that you and selia had a child!

frieren: What exactly is this sour feeling in my heart?

frieren: Woohoo, I’m really not a big mushroom...

Aura: Loyalty!

Gunfights every day, free America!

When the police lights are on, take it easy, one star, two stars, three stars, four stars, five stars, six stars, seven stars, eight stars... Let's rush to the final freedom together!

...

Eric raised the Glock 17 and pressed it hard against the suspect's forehead, which was sweating coldly, and said in a deep voice:

"Who said that I, Eric, can't convince people with virtue! You dare to say another word to Fake?"

Traveling to a parallel world, Peng Kun awakens the system.

He started a business of running errands specifically for female celebrities, but while he was running, Reba came to him with her luggage.

We woke up one night and looked into each other's eyes, with endless tension in our eyes.

Peng Kun made the first move: "I am no longer pure. It turns out that boys need to protect themselves when they are outside!"

Reba was speechless: "Get lost!"

"Okay, let's settle yesterday's expenses."

Reba was furious and threw money at people: "Get out of here!"

"Let me make it clear that I am a decent person. This is the fee for running errands, not that..."

Reba was even more speechless.

Peng Kun spoke again: "And this is my home, it's you who has to leave~"

Reba: ...

My name is Imazumi Rinnaeus, and I'm a transmigrator.

As a transmigrator, I naturally came equipped with a golden finger system.

My system is called the Dream Performance System. As long as I complete performances according to the script, I can receive rewards in the form of "tags."

Those max-level attributes, talents, skills, and even tags for health and longevity look truly enticing.

However, this damn system took over a decade just to activate, and the first script it gave me left me speechless.

Because this script... isn’t something one person can complete alone. It requires the cooperation of several girls.

For heaven’s sake, even in open-minded Japan, what decent girl would agree to this kind of script?

...

"My name is Nakano Ichika."

"My name is Nakano Nino."

"My name is Nakano Miku."

"My name is Nakano Yotsuba."

"My name is Nakano Itsuki."

Today, they accepted an invitation from a certain "great system." In order to achieve their respective goals, they decided to seek out someone with the surname Imazumi and perform the script together.

It’s just that this script... is way too embarrassing...

Ye Ying traveled through Douluo and obtained a BUG-level cheat code, which enabled him to modify the plot.

Tang San was walking on the road, and Ye Ying turned him into a woman.

His martial spirit awakened, and Tang San was a little confused when he saw the blue silver fox he summoned,

especially because this blue silver fox was also intelligent. She called herself Liu Ruyan.

The first thing Tang San did after awakening his martial spirit was

to burn his house to relax, and then burn a village to cheer him up.

The father and daughter were directly imprisoned.

Tang San was fooled and was ready to kneel down and worship Yu Xiaogang as his teacher.

Ye Ying made a modification in return. Tang San turned his back to Yu Xiaogang and knocked his head on the back to ask Yu Xiaogang to marry her.

My name is Yamabuki Huajin.

I’m done pretending—time to come clean. I’m a transmigrator, and yes, I have a system.

My ability? Every day I wake up randomly in someone else’s bed and transform into a different anime character.

Today, I opened my eyes to find myself in Academy City, with Misaka Mikoto pointing her Railgun straight at me.

Bros, what do I do? Waiting online, kinda urgent.

PS: Friendly reminder—please throw your brain away before reading this.

PPS: The lack of logic is the logic of this story.

PPPS: ...Brains all gone? Then come on in.

Yan Luo traveled through Warhammer 40K and got a bankrupt version of the underworld. Good news: he can judge the souls of demons and build infrastructure. Bad news: the evil gods all want him to "enter the job early". In order to avoid being used as firewood by the Inquisition, he decided to pretend to be a saint!

So the Empire has a new "wholesaler of miracles": Purifying demons? Actually, they were taken to the underworld as building materials. The Emperor appeared in spirit? All thanks to the Mirror of Evil's photo-editing technology. The Imperial Guards were suspicious? Immediately perform the "Top Ten Moments that Touched the Emperor".

Facing the pursuit of the four Chaos Gods, Yan Luo calmly said: "I have signed a strategic agreement with Boss Huang. If I catch two more demons, it will be enough to pay the rent."

This is a book about:

✔How to become a saint through acting in the 40K universe

✔How to turn Khorne into underworld decoration materials

✔How to live in harmony with the emperor and become rich

✔And… how to keep jumping on the edge of death but not die

Notes:

⚠The protagonist of this book is morally flexible and good at getting things for free. It is not recommended for followers of the Emperor with mysophobia to read.

⚠Some demons may suffer psychological trauma due to excessive exploitation

⚠The Underworld is currently recruiting "Forgotten River Water Quality Managers", with food and accommodation provided (but no salary)

"I'm not a heretic, I'm just a frugal CEO of the underworld." - Yama Knox (self-proclaimed)