One day, Su Mu opened the bathroom door as usual, and suddenly found a strange beautiful girl taking a bath inside.
After being mistaken for a pervert, a pervert, and a beast, Su Mu finally realized that the door of his bathroom had traveled through time!
From then on, he lived with many anime heroines, and was able to obtain rare ingredients from the worlds of One Piece and One Punch Man.
Food Wars + Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid + Part-time Job, Devil Lord, if you want to watch it later, you can add it. ...
Old Devil Chu, your time is coming and you won't live long. From now on, we will go our separate ways. We don't want to see each other again, let's divorce now." Lin Xiyue pointed at Chu Feng and shouted angrily.
She was dressed in white, gentle and elegant, with skin as white as snow and a beautiful face.
The breeze blew on her face, blowing her black hair and exquisite body, like a fairy descending to the earth.
In front of her was an old man with white hair, dry skin, spots all over his body, gray eyes, and dull light.
The old man's name was Chu Feng.
He was a great monk in the late Yuanying stage of Taixuan Dao Sect.
In the Yuanying stage, the lifespan is one thousand, but he lived for 999 years and his life began to come to an end.
Facing his wife's divorce. Chu Feng sighed and said, "Divorce is OK, but you have to..."
In the two-dimensional world, Wang Chong, who is charged with the villain system,
stands on the rooftop and says with great emotion: "Actually, I want to be a good person."
System: "Stop it, Chong, there are all your creditors outside."
Irisviel: You polluted the Holy Grail and turned me into your shape with your own hands. Where are you going to escape now?
Toosaka Aoi: I have already lost my ex-husband, I can't lose you again.
Saber: Woo! All this is to protect Mrs. Elly, come at me! You bastard!
...
Various female characters appear together to ask for the debt of love committed by Wang Chong, and surround Wang Chong!
Wang Chong forced a smile and said: "Hey, can we reconcile?"
I have practiced with my master for 10,000 years, and although I am not old or dead, I have not cultivated either. The master disliked him and eventually swept him away. At first, he was still a little sad and sad, but later, he wanted to open it and traveled around with his pet. What should I do if I don't have the strength to protect myself? Him: "By wisdom!" ” How can you not have a family background? Him: "Go and seek!" ” Once he returned to the place where he was born, he accidentally got a congenital fetal bead, and his cultivation increased dramatically. Only then did he know that the cultivation talent had fallen into his mother's womb! Goodbye Master, he bowed his hands with invincible qualifications...
"Where there is a strong enough will among living beings, attention may be cast, and commissions may be issued."
Bronya (Big Duck Bronya): *"Not just that~ You can also create games and films to broadcast across worlds. I made Honkai Impact 3rd to give the 'me' in that Honkai-corrupted world a little... enlightenment. And to earn some points on the side... Ugh, I really want a Project Bunny 19C too. So jealous. ...Wait, no, I shouldn’t be. After all, my world doesn’t have Honkai."*
Tokisaki Kurumi: "You can also use simulators to authentically recreate scenarios and find the Origin Spirit’s weaknesses~"
Akemi Homura: "Personally, I prefer the 'Abyss' training method. I’ve reached 'Agony' difficulty so far. Once I hit 'Crimson Lotus,' I should be able to defeat Walpurgisnacht... and save Madoka."
"So... you’re telling me this is just a 'chat group'?"
"Mhm~ It’s a Multidimensional Chat Group, you see?"
Witches are special women chosen by the gods of the abyss, selected through the endurance of extreme pain and torment.
The more suffering they endure, the more terrifying the supernatural power they can draw upon.
But their personalities also tend to become twisted, vicious, and cruel—ticking time bombs hidden within modern society and human civilization.
To protect humanity, these witches must be eliminated.
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“But what if you can’t beat the witch?”
“Retreat for now, and request support from headquarters.”
“What if you can’t escape?”
“Stall for time, try not to provoke her, and prioritize survival.”
“And what if the witch demands that you fall in love with her, or she’ll destroy the entire world?”
“…I’d tell her to tone it down a bit.”
【Cultivation + Card Draw System + Hidden Power Behind a Foolish Façade + Dual Soul in One Body + Competitive Love Chaos + Ambiguity without CP + Comedic and Abstract Drama King + All-Male virg*n Cast】
【Ending: Female Lead Becomes the Strongest!】
Xia Wantang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of male leads, becoming the cannon fodder saintess who dies right at the beginning.
Luckily, she bound a card draw system—gaining the favor of Sons of Fate allows her to draw cards and grow stronger.
She drew a card and obtained the Extreme Yin Demon Physique, bolting upright in a dying dream—turns out she’s the lucky one!
As she kept drawing and growing stronger, something started to feel off:
I already tried to limit contact to avoid disaster, so why are these Sons of Fate still clinging to me?
No way, I need to fake my death and run!
After successfully faking her death and escaping the Cultivation Realm, and now living it up in the Upper Realm, all the Sons of Fate she once flirted with stubbornly followed her there:
You flirted with me, don’t think you can just walk away!
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Pure-hearted underdog male lead: She supported and encouraged me at my lowest. It’s easy to add flowers to a brocade, but rare to offer coal in the snow. Her sincerity is truly precious.
Devastatingly handsome demon prince: She did so much for me, even hid my identity. She must be madly in love with me!
Abstinent yet secretly passionate holy son: I’ve never seen such a stunningly ethereal woman—I only wish to have a place in her heart.
Tsundere drama queen ancient divine beast: Sis, they’re all after your looks, I’m the only one who truly loves you QAQ
Graceful and composed mature man: I don’t know why, but my gaze keeps getting drawn to her. Her strength commands my admiration.
Exotic half-blood white-haired pretty boy: This female cultivator is kind of interesting. I like her~
Cold, sharp, and proud heavenly prodigy: Only when facing her do I feel willing to lower my head.
[Hilarious + Lao Liu + Live Broadcast + Sunny Boy + Occupation + No Female Lead. ]
Su Bai traveled through a parallel world and became a contestant on an observation program. At the beginning, he was drawn to be a "junk picker" profession.
Until he found the reward item from the Sheriff's Bureau in a trash can on the street.
The whole style of the show changed.
"Oh my god, I've worked at a garbage sorting station for so many years, and this is the first time I've discovered such a big bomb buried in our garbage station?"
"I asked you to pick up rags, but you went to clean up the battlefield? You have scraped away all the land, brother..."
"Our Cultural Relics Bureau declares that this ancient tomb was definitely not robbed. Tomb robbers would not have looted it so thoroughly!"
“……”
I thought the job of ragpicking was outrageous enough.
Unexpectedly——
Suona funeral director: "When dogs passing by hear this, they will crawl over and cry a little."
Rural Dian Da Shao: "After the Michelin selection team ate it, they had to kneel down and beg Su Bai to join Michelin."
The extra in the film crew said: "Other people who play corpses are afraid that they will move around, but Su Bo is different. I am really afraid that he won't move. Brother, it's been a day and a night, can you take a breath?"
After traveling through time and space to become a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent in the Marvel world, Su Xing was bound to the eight-hour work system. As long as he went to get off work and got off work normally, he would receive rewards.
Since then, SHIELD has had an agent who works from nine to five and leaves on time.
High in the air, when Su Xing was about to catch the falling Captain America, he suddenly withdrew his hand.
"Hey, it's time to get off work, Captain. Go take a nap in the sea and wait for me to get to work."
Looking at the figures of the terrorists being killed indiscriminately, Tony thought he was about to be rescued, but Su Xing glanced at his watch.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Tony Stark, I'm off duty. I'll come rescue you when I get to work."
Captain America, Iron Man and other superheroes: “???????”
......
In the final battle, the heroes are ready to fight to the death with Thanos. At this moment, Captain America suddenly finds that the number of people is wrong.
Captain America: "Hey, is Su Xing going to run away again? This is a matter of great importance to the entire universe!"
Su Xing: "Sorry, I've already clocked out. I'll talk about work when I get to work."
The heroes all collapsed, "Seriously? What kind of good guy takes saving the universe as his job?!"
People are in the corpse soul world, landing on the ground.
Hanging outside is "love and fetch system".
In this way, as long as you get along well with everyone, you should be able to become stronger all the time!
so...
.......
"Miscellaneous fish! Sister Maoshua is a fish! "
"You, who have mastered eight thousand kinds of kendo schools, are you the only one?"
"Gee! If you don’t die, you really have enough waste wood. You can’t do three or two tricks each time. How dare you be so arrogant in front of me? "
"Hurry up and pull the knife out of me, let me see where your limits are!"
"Deer draws Captain Yunzhai, are you really working hard?"
"How to finish ~All ~ can't feel the mouth!"
"Cute blue dye classmate, I don't understand if you are finished ~ ~! But is it very spiritual? "
"change! Change it to me immediately! ""what? Ha, the swastika of the old man in Yamamoto, that's not a hand..."
"Eh? Wait a minute ——
.......
The captains of the 13th team of the first escort court watched silently.
Fujimi Cheng held his head and dang dong bumped into the ground: “ No! I really can't... Please shut up! ”