What is the most important thing in the small garden?
Is it the invincible strength? Or the wisdom of calculation? Or the wealth that rivals the country?
No, none of them, it is the thighs!!!
As a poor, weak and helpless planeswalker, Su Nian knows this very well.
As long as there are enough thighs behind me, I will be invincible in the small garden!!
"Boss Bai Yasha, I respect your teeth!!"
"Your Majesty the Queen of Halloween, you are the only sun in my heart."
"Al-chan's beauty is unparalleled in the world!!!"
"Your Highness Goddess Athena, I am your most loyal Saint, the sharpest spear and the strongest pair of cards in your hand."
"Gai Ma Ma~~, E E~~, Fan Fan~~"
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"Tell me, who else have you hooked up with behind my back?" xN
looked at the "thighs" who appeared behind him at some point.
Su Nian was sweating profusely.
"Can you leave a whole body?"
[Villain + Empress + Seizing Opportunities + Life Script + Ruthless + Stealing Fortune]
After transmigrating into a Xuanhuan world, Su Xunge became a hedonistic young master from a villainous aristocratic family—and even had a flawless, stunning fiancée.
By all appearances, he was a winner in life.
But unexpectedly, with the awakening of his cheat—his Life Script—
he discovered that he was merely a minor villain, and even his fiancée was actually the fated confidante of the native protagonist!
[Name: Su Xunge]
[Fate: Great disaster imminent]
[Luck Value: -5]
[Life Script: “The Path of the Heavenly Emperor” – Minor Villain A. Will be publicly executed by the protagonist in one month after using despicable means to force the female lead into marriage.]
Getting killed right at the start?
Su Xunge immediately clung to the Empress’s thigh, went to propose marriage, and began crushing protagonists left and right.
Heavenly Emperor’s wife?
No—that’s my wife!
With the help of his Life Script:
—The future Heavenly Emperor turned into a leek that grows with the wind.
—The esteemed Origin Celestial Master became nothing more than a treasure-hunting rat.
—And that fallen emperor?
Well, for the Empress Dowager’s sake, we’ll just agree to disagree.
Even as a villain, I, Su Xunge, will become the supreme, destiny-favored villain of all time.
Years later, a group of protagonists who had all been defeated gathered in the afterlife and shouted in unison:
“Su Xunge, you’ve done every wicked deed imaginable!”
Stitching is more original world view)
I traveled into the game with a mod, and it started in hell. What should I do with a seriously injured beautiful girl?
——Hmm... Let's find a mod that can be used first?
But I have too many mods for Honkai and Genshin characters.
——Use your invincible laboratory to think of a solution! Immediately!
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Looking at the scene of Huangquan fighting Meiyi and Xi'er bullying Xi'er in front of him
As the leader of the destiny, the leader of the anti-entropy alliance, the snake master, the president of the Liyue Chamber of Commerce, the owner of the Mond bar, the leader of the Inazuma group, the director of the Xumi Library, and the director of the Fontaine Opera House, Liu Bai's mentality is as calm as water.
It's time to use the hypnosis mod on them.
——Who made them all willing to be hypnotized.
[Invincible + Sword God + Beating System + Fast Pace]
Lu Chuan, who was supposed to travel to the high-level martial arts plane, was sent to the cultivation plane because of an error in the stupid system.
In order to prevent the host from being killed, the stupid system forcibly locked Lu Chuan up for 100,000 years.
The sand sculpture system cannot match the template of the cultivation plane, so Lu Chuan can only practice swordsmanship in the high martial arts world.
One hundred thousand years, a full one hundred thousand years, Lu Chuan became the strongest sword god, but also became a psychopath.
Nowadays, even if you travel through time, you still have to work for someone.
Faced with the recruitment of the Space-Time Investigation Bureau, the worker Linton decisively signed the contract to sell himself.
The world is so dangerous, of course you have to cling to someone powerful~ So, a fun person began to make trouble in various worlds with pay.
(Light and joyful, those who want to watch Superman killing everyone without thinking and destroying the world, please enjoy it with caution)
Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.
"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!
This article is the timeline of Douluo!
[King of cheaters] + [Tang San abused] + [Tang San abused throughout the whole process] + [Succubus] + [Death] + [God of fate]
In the final of the Soul Master Competition, Tang San looked at the six orange-gold soul rings on Huo Yuhao of the Spirit Hall team and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
The master looked at Huo Yuhao in front of him with resentment, but he could only rage like a dog...
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The God of Emotions Huo Yuhao was sucked into a black hole during the catastrophe of the God Realm. However, he did not die completely, but traveled back to the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago.
Standing at the same starting point as Tang San, who is the well-deserved protagonist of the Douluo Continent.
Originally, he wanted to lead his companions to the road to the sky, but for some reason, the eyes of his companions looking at him became meaningful.
Of course, the first thing Huo Yuhao had to deal with was the Pope...
"Please respect yourself, Pope~"
Three No Protagonists [No Quality] [No Morality] [No Virgin Mary]
At the beginning, Roger was hit by a pain car with great luck, and his soul was transferred to the body of Marvel's Captain America Steve Rogers.
From now on, the righteous Captain America no longer exists, and a decent captain who keeps saying fuck you is about to appear.
Welcome to the new Marvel Universe.
Here you will see a brand new American team.
A teammate cried when he saw it, and the villain saw Captain America bleeding.
Teammate: Damn it, no one told me that the captain was so uncultured before we formed the team!
Enemy: Damn, is this guy sure to be Captain America and not the Ancestor?
While playing the game, Kazama came to the ninja world with his eyes closed and opened.
He had ordinary talent and felt that there were too many ninjas in the original work.
He chose to take the alternative ninja road of hunter style.
By the way, he collected a group of ninja beasts.
Ninja beasts have their own strengths and are more reliable than people.
He also collected a group of younger brothers who are extremely talented and can lead the team.
He built a force.
He couldn't win alone, so fighting in groups was the truth.
Let's see how an ordinary person like Kazama plays the alternative ninja road.
Teammate: Kazama, don't say anything, he is just a nobody.
Once the fight starts, he disappears.
When the battle ends, he has the most heads.
Enemy: Maruboshi Kazama, he is a shameless sneak attacker, a coward who dares not to face off, not...
(The protagonist had no Dao companion and had always relied on mooching off senior brothers, sect elders, and others.) It was said that the female disciples of the Yin-Yang Sect changed Dao companions more frequently than they changed clothes. Attracted by this reputation, Li Chuan spent his entire savings to join the sect, only to discover that things weren’t as he’d imagined.
Nearly a year after entering the sect, he still hadn’t secured a single Dao companion.
Just as he began to suspect he’d been scammed, a peerlessly beautiful senior sister approached him and asked if he wanted to “form an immortal bond.” Those outside the cultivation world might not understand what “forming an immortal bond” meant. To put it plainly: long-term relationships were called Dao companions, while short-term flings were termed “immortal bonds.”
From that moment on, Li Chuan uncovered the correct method to interact with the fairies of the Yin-Yang Sect. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form connections with senior sisters, martial aunts, or even his master’s Dao companions—no one was beyond reach.