His wife secretly spent all her savings over the years, and gave the newly bought house to her younger brother as a wedding house. When Xu Ye realized that all this was a mistake, he was reborn in the examination room of the college entrance examination in 2014. This year he was 18 years old, and he had not yet confirmed his relationship with Gu Mengyao... (Old book with 3 million words, quality guaranteed)
In the previous section, I was bound by a system that called itself the Kamen Rider System.
[Please introduce yourself first. This system will give you the best transformation props that are compatible with you according to your personality and thoughts. ]
"I, Ueya Inoue, have a dream, which is to become a benevolent and kind king."
[I understand. I will send you the pass of the Electric King now. ]
? ? ?
[Warm reminder, in order to activate the ability of the belt, please find the Demon God and sign a contract by yourself. ]
"Huh?"
...
The boy looked at the high school girl who crawled out of the TV in silence.
"Interesting, is there an urban legend in this world?"
Looking at the black pass in his hand, a bold idea came to his mind.
"Sadako, right? I need you."
"Hey hey hey?"
This is a story about a boy conquering an urban legend, making her shy, and signing a contract.
【Fantasy, simulator, goofy, no heroine, plot flow, upgrade flow. 】
【Important tips: Reality is very goofy, mainly simulation. 】
Jiang Yifeng traveled through time and became the eldest son of the Jiang's Chamber of Commerce in Dayou Country.
He thought this was an ancient society, and he could spend his whole life in brothels and listening to music.
But five years after the travel, the simulator was activated.
Each simulation can randomly draw different talents.
Three-minute heat: You are particularly hot and strong for three minutes every day.
Fitness master: Your body building effect is different from ordinary people.
Eye of insight: You can see through some information of everyone.
Extreme one-for-one: The person who kills you will die at the same time as you.
...
During the first simulation, Jiang Yifeng found that this world was different from what he knew.
There are actually immortal cultivators here, and more than ten years later, they will come to destroy his family.
After that, in order to protect himself, Jiang Yifeng began to simulate continuously!
In the simulation, he constantly explored the truth of this world and worked hard to improve his strength.
In reality, he continued to go to brothels and listen to music.
After many simulations, he found that the place he was in was just a forbidden place, comparable to a cage.
People here are forbidden to cultivate immortals and seek immortals.
Otherwise, they will be hunted down by an organization called Xianlinmen.
This made Jiang Yifeng feel even less safe, and he could only simulate harder.
Exchange talents and cultivation from simulations...
In the constant simulations, Jiang Yifeng found that the truth of this world is far more than that.
Even he and the people around him seem to have extraordinary origins.
And all of this also emerged little by little in the simulation.
When Jiang Yifeng was invincible, the truth he discovered was...
A treasure of rich women's love literature. When a man becomes version T0, he will become a true god!
The king of gigolos in the entertainment industry, his teacher is Cao Dahua, the tiger of serious cases.
Eating gigolos is the style of our generation.
Eating gigolos is a role model for men.
Have you eaten gigolos today?
In a private room of a restaurant.
A handsome boy sits in front of a lady.
Xiao Yu: I am here for a blind date.
Lady: Blind date?
Xiao Yu: “Stop talking nonsense. I am moved by your good looks. You can find a way to fall in love with me. I only give you one chance among 1.4 billion people!”
Lady: What if I don’t accept?
Xiao Yu: I hope you don’t be ungrateful and narrow your own path!
Lady: Ha… OK.
Xiao Yu: What?
Lady: I said OK, I accept it.
Xiao Yu: …
A waiter came over and said to Xiao Yu awkwardly: Sir, I am sorry, the private room number I just told you is wrong!
Xiao Yu looked at Lady: You are not my blind date?
Lady: Now I am.
Xiao Yu: Ah this! … (Tactical retreat)
Just when Xiao Yu found his blind date next door.
Lady came over and kidnapped Xiao Yu…
[Fantasy, time travel, system, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger...]
Ye Chen, who lived a good life on Blue Star, encountered a robber and was thrown into the river by him, and ended up traveling to Tianyuan Continent.
As soon as he traveled through time, the system gave him the cultivation of an immortal emperor, and from then on he began his life of playing badly...
Rebirth as the world's number one sect should have been a perfect start.
But Chu Xinghe found that his path of cultivation was a little different.
Can you be invincible in the world as long as you destroy your own sect?
It's not easy to build a world's number one sect, and it's not easy to destroy it?
Chu Xinghe found that it's really not easy.
He tried his best to destroy his own sect, but every time he made the sect stronger, what does it mean?
Countless years later, at the peak of martial arts, Chu Xinghe looked at the sect that was invincible in the world under his "efforts" and was speechless.
Someone asked him, what made you invincible all the way to today.
Chu Xinghe: "If I say I just want to destroy my own sect, do you believe it?"
Everyone bowed down, and there was no construction without destruction. It turned out that the thoughts of Emperor Haotian were not something that we mortals could understand.
【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】
[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]
Cultivation calendar: 17863
Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.
Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."
Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"
Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."
Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."
Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "
The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."
The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"
Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."
The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"
The WeChat group leader traveled to the Qing Dynasty with a tablet, and we guided him to usurp the throne.
He died! I traveled to his body and became the new group leader, replacing everything he had.
That year, my first love, Cixi and Ci'an, were both young and beautiful, and my sister-in-law was extremely beautiful.
Under the guidance of group friends, I embarked on the road of usurping the Qing Dynasty like a scumbag. My waist hurts!
[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life!
As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor!
If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch!
Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence!
Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation.
The introduction is weak, please read the text!