I bought a pirated FM2007 (Football Manager) CD from a street stall. Less than a day after I installed the game on my computer, something strange happened. Carlos Bucero, deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club, came all the way to make a ridiculous request: "Li, please be the head coach of our club!" After careful and repeated reasoning, Comrade Li Tongfan finally discovered an absurd fact: everything that happened in the Football Manager game installed on his computer will be perfectly realized in reality without any difference... With a cheating device in hand, he can achieve an undefeated record through game saves, modify the database, and create countless football talents at will... Miracle, starting from 2006, all regrets about football will become perfect!

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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.

That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.

"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"

After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.

The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.

The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.

The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.

"Wait!"

"Something's off about these demonesses!"

However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!

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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]

Su Changge traveled through fantasy and awakened the 10 billion subsidy system.

As long as you give others opportunities, you can get subsidies, and there is a high probability of triggering subsidy rewards! When others are still fighting for a pill, Su Changge already has a big basket!

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Shenhuang Empress: Woo, Mr. Su, you even gave me the most precious opportunity to prove the Tao in the world. Only by giving yourself to me can I repay your kindness...

Daxu Immortal Emperor: Fellow Daoist Su is my great benefactor. I want to marry my daughter Shenhuang Empress to him!

Su Wei traveled through time with a bragging system...

Awesomeness 2: "I am a martial arts master with eighty years of internal strength." Trust: 0/50000

Awesomeness 3: "I have three million on my card." Trust: 0/30

"I have more than three million in pocket money on my card, isn't this a small amount of money?"

"Why are you pretending? V me 50 and see my strength."

"Tsk~ I'll give you five hundred! Line up, everyone has one!"

"Fuck, really rich guy!"

[Three million has been credited. 】

Su Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally it's done!"

What? You ask why there is no awesomeness 1?

"I was young and ignorant... Forget it, let's not talk about this."

The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~

Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous...

Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles!

Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds.

Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center.

Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent?

Irving layup butter hands....

James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling?

The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! !

Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line!

Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart!

Kobe: This guy is cheating!

Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ?

Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars!

A generation of emperor father was born!

Yakusha means actor in Japanese.

And koyaku, as the name suggests, means ‘child actor’.

Kita Sumimi, who was a successful person in her previous life, was reborn in Japan and became an unknown koyaku.

On the one hand, she had to face the pressure from her unreliable family.

On the other hand, she had to save the money she needed for her future growth at this age.

Kita Sumimi could only start as an ordinary child actor——

The first snow of 2002 came earlier than usual!

After being reborn, Lin Yu, who graduated from Shengmajiagou Vocational and Technical College, decided to change his way of life!

He wanted to let Yingjiang know how much resentment it takes to feed nine evil sword immortals!

"New Year, New Atmosphere. Let's change the name of our base to Rheinsteel!"

"Military to civilian? Let's change our thinking and disassemble the weapons and equipment into civilian goods!"

"Here is a tractor, 12 seamless steel pipes, 1 set of special threaded pipe joints, and 1,200 kilograms of fertilizer!"

"These are two mobile phones and two batteries!"

"Who dares to say that these things are not civilian goods?"

"After joining the WTO, we must let them know the power of free trade!"

"Insufficient accuracy? There is no need to waste time and money to improve accuracy! Add more medicine! If one hundred kilograms is not enough, add one ton!"

"Fighting on the battlefield? People must first figure out their own weight. Come on, use this 120 mm to fight!"

That year, the Eagle Sauce soldiers who were used to security battles suddenly found that the familiar world seemed to have changed!

Why do the equipment of fellow villagers look better than their own?

The beginning depends on the system, and the skills are all made up! Lin Taixu traveled to Fengyun Continent and unexpectedly became the master of five beautiful apprentices, and activated the legendary system of creating something out of nothing. Since then, with the system in hand, he can cheat and deceive. Delicious food, beautiful scenery, and beautiful women? No, young people must have ideals. As a famous teacher, you must naturally educate the world and convince people with force. Don't accept it? Then I will beat you until you accept it. What's mine is mine. What's not mine must also be mine. Who is the most ruthless in the three thousand worlds? The wretched master Lin Taixu!

The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question online: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"

As the most arrogant person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment area wanting to be reborn, and directly pretended to reply "No", and attached a screenshot of the bright balance in the bank card.

But the next moment...

He was reborn!

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This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who said I just want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, how to reply", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc.