"I teach physics. I have never taught them magic. I have never slapped the evil god, kicked the devil, or knocked down the kingdom of God. All the rumors about me are slanders without any basis." said Ren Tesla. explain.

After he finished speaking, regardless of the shivering gods and demons all over the sky, his eldest disciple Tang Si said to all the Dharma brothers and sisters: "Master, his [low-key syndrome] has struck again. Remember, what Master says is from his mouth. Things that sound ridiculous are actually true."

All the junior brothers and sisters agreed and nodded in unison!

In X782, Magnolia opened a magic shop.

There are guns, armor, cards, protoss keys and other weapons used by wizards in battle; there are also daily props used by residents such as dream pillows, random paintbrushes, and throwing gloves;

There are "Tricky Blind Boxes" that children love; there are also "Never-Empty Fishing Rods" that the elderly must buy;

There are whitening skin care products that women flock to; there are also disguise masks, invisibility cloaks, hypnotic pocket watches, love potions, blue pills, romantic crystal lanterns, behavioral diaries, universal passes that men dream of...

Business is booming!

PS: Relaxing articles, complaining articles

I have just traveled to the original god, and I have a golden finger. I want to succeed the rock god, and also come with a well-behaved and obedient secretary Gan Yu?

Just when Zhong Rui was about to say that it has never been such a wonderful start, the necessary system for time travelers has officially awakened!

【Ding! Life Simulator is always at your service! 】

【Ding! The dimensional chat group is now open for you! 】

【Ding! Self-discipline makes you stronger. The system is loaded! 】

[The life selection system has awakened! The host is asked to make a choice within thirty seconds, give up the choice, and erase it immediately! 】

Zhong Rui:?

The next second, he took out the body of the life selection system and held it in the palm of his hand.

Zhong Rui: Say it again? (Smile)

Life selection system:? ? ?

Bribing fools to deceive the Queen of Winter, causing the largest and most evil Shura field in the history of the Fire Chaser, exploiting the natives of another world with Kazuma, taking the miserable boss to sunbathe, etc...

Celebrate!

He is a god who combines the power of many systems into one, transcends time and space, and knows the past and the future!

"Mr. Xu, are you really a heavenly master?"

"If it's fake, it's more real than gold!"

"I heard that your reputation in the spooky circle is very bad. One spook even called the police to say that you were threatening him?"

"impossible!"

"not me!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Xu Yang clenched the thousand-year-old peach wood sword in his hand and said, "What is that sly one calling? Do you dare to let him confront me face to face?"

(PS: This book is also known as: "This Heavenly Master is Too Cruel" and "Become Stronger by Being Scared".)

If you came to the world of Pokemon, what would you do?

Coordinator? Trainer? researcher? Explorer? Or something else?

Or to explore the unsolved mystery between Master Zhi and Dr. Omu, ahem, he wants to do everything, but unfortunately he is on the road now and will never return.

"Little Xiong Xiong, come with me. From now on, if you want to eat well and drink spicy food, follow Brother Dian. Xiong's life will be perfect!"

Dian Zheng was squatting in front of an extremely cute baby bear that was sucking its fingers. He tried his best to smile ferociously, but suddenly he felt that the sky was getting darker, and then his vision went dark... "Please be careful to avoid the other person's parents."

The bloody temple expressionlessly wrote down his experience in a book, and then continued to seek death without hesitation... Ah, no, create the value of life!

Suffering from atypical schizophrenia, Mo Tan said he was under great pressure.

And a game called [Innocent Realm] is a good place for him to relieve stress.

Chaotic and neutral, he is frivolous and willful, and is the source and author of countless uncontrollable events.

Lawful and good, he is tenacious and righteous, and is the most just knight and judge in the eyes of others.

Absolutely neutral, he is humble and lacks motivation. He is the reflection and parallel of every ordinary soul.

Chaotic and evil, he is crazy, cruel and cold. He is a devil and a deceiver who can only be gentle to himself.

"Tanmo is the most outstanding bard I have ever seen, although he is a bit... hard to see through." —— Countess Lesa

"Mo is a gentleman of noble character! Even if I have only met him once, I know that anyone can leave their back to him~" - Gwen, the owner of Rotten Rose

"If you need an ideal neighbor, look no further than Black Van." - Alchemist Luna

"Don't talk about that guy!"

"I am a big shot who can show up for a romantic scene in the finale..."

"You said I was a weakling who died on a C-level mission? Slander, absolutely slander..."

"There's nothing to worry about being a love rival with Nara Shikamaru. My childhood sweetheart can't beat the Skyfall type? That's nonsense. I'm a first-come-first-served person, so I'm sure..."

"I have two troubled brothers-in-law. As a brother-in-law, I am so worried..."

The mechanical throne gave me the power of destruction

The evolution of species is my sword of creation

I combine the two into one to achieve ultimate ascension

(Cyber, wasteland, machinery, transformation, bloodline, species, improvement of force, construction of power, space war, ascension of civilization, and our cutest fourth natural disaster, this is about such a story)

The romance drama "Goodbye, Lover" was launched, and the audience was surprised to find that Chen Wenhan's predecessors were all queens of the entertainment industry!

And so the "law of predecessors" was born.

Want to fire? Go and fall in love with Chen Wenhan!

Want to blaze? Go and marry Chen Wenhan!

Want to stay on fire? Go and have a baby with Chen Wenhan!

…

Mushan Yasaka travels to the world of Naruto and obtains the food system, as long as he eats, he can become stronger.

"Hint, the host experiences deliciousness, and the purity of the knife technique +1."

"Hint, the host experiences a mellow fragrance, and his constitution +1."

"Hint, the host experiences refreshing, speed +1."

By the age of eight, Yasaka has become a leader among the younger generation!

Kakashi: "How dare you grab Lin's food, I will teach you a lesson!"

In the next second, Kakashi was chopped into eight pieces by Yasaka...

Kai: "Oh! Let me use my youth to defeat you!"

In the next second, Kai slipped around the gate of hell...

Sannin: "Boy, stop, your destructive power is too strong!"

Naruto has talented people, but Yasaka is the only one who leads the way!