Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

It tells the story of Boruto Uzumaki and Pinzhu, the son of Amaranth.

Boruto was ultimately unable to suppress Momoshiki within his body. Thus, Boruto had no choice but to use the Reaper Death Seal to perish together with Momoshiki.

Although Boruto passed away, his son Pinzhu was born just a few days later.

What will the future hold for ninjas? What kind of story will unfold between Pinzhu and the new generation of Konoha's Twelve Ninja?

[Rebirth] + [Treasure Girl] + [Healing] + [Mutual Redemption] In high school, Liu Chuan failed to protect his treasure girl, Chu Youyu. He left her to endure school bullying and the pain of losing loved ones alone. Ten years later, when Liu Chuan watched his beloved treasure girl jump from a high-rise building due to depression, he realized he hadn't protected her. Only after losing her did he understand how unbearable the pain Chu Youyu had endured was. ... After an unexpected rebirth, this time, Liu Chuan is determined to protect his treasure girl.

[Minor Illness][Multiple Female Leads][Strong Female Lead][Dual Civilizations] "My friend, your abilities will be a great lure, so I need you to achieve my goals. Similarly, this will help us develop our own weapon," Otto said. Zhong Li Mo silently agreed to Otto's proposal, thus sowing the seeds of her own downfall. "Sister... what are you going to do to my husband?!" "I won't let you disappear again... you will be by my side forever." "You mean our husband, whom we've waited fifty thousand years for, has been stolen by a bunch of paramecia?"

[High Temperatures + Floods + Zombies]

In her previous life, Wang Cuifen served her family like a slave, but when the end times came, she was pushed out by her entire family and died.

Her grandson had bound his jade pendant to her own space, yet she was treated like an outsider by her entire family.

The daughter-in-law, Zhenzhen, gained the approval of her father-in-law and husband by belittling her.

In the end, the son she raised with her own hands wanted to push her out to her death, and her husband of many years also showed only indifference in his eyes.

In her second life, she chose to leave this ungrateful family early, activate the jade pendant space, grow vegetables, raise dogs, and live for herself.

At the start, I awakened the Fish-Fish Fruit, Mythical Zoan type, Azure Dragon form.

You have a bloodline limit, I have the power of a Devil Fruit.

You have ninjutsu, I have the three types of Haki.

Nine-Tails: I am the strongest tailed beast. Shimura Kiyonami: Take my dragon's breath.

Hashirama: His regenerative abilities are comparable to mine.

Madara Uchiha: So there is a power in the world that can rival the Rinnegan.

Obito Uchiha: Compared to his power, my Kamui is nothing more than a delaying tactic.

Kaguya Otsutsuki: Before him, I am no longer a god; I am merely a woman.

Kiyonami Shimura: The peace you seek is laughable; you ignite the world with war, seeking peace through conflict.

I, Siegfried, could never be Kallen's reincarnation. Even if it were true, that's all in the past. Now, my heart is set on Cecilia. Yae Sakura, don't come any closer! I've already said, even if I become a woman, my heart will still be set on Cecilia. Otto, die! All this misery is your fault! What? You want to be with me too? Impossible, even as a woman, it's impossible. ……………………………………………………

[Invincible + Single Female Lead + Slice of Life + Slow Burn + Pure Romance]

Su Ran cultivated diligently for half his life, ascending to the unprecedented terrestrial immortal realm of the Cangyun Continent, all for the sake of avenging the annihilation of his clan.

As a result, he got carried away in the fighting and ended up killing himself to join his deceased relatives.

Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes again, he found that he was not dead but had arrived in a completely unfamiliar world.

Their story begins after they rescue a girl who looks remarkably like their sister.

This book includes, but is not limited to, romance, slice-of-life, history, battles, fantasy, science fiction, technology, nuclear fusion, and physics (although these haven't actually been covered yet; in short, this is just a preliminary outline).

Transmigrating to the world of Divine Throne, Ye Feng starts in hell, becoming an orphan. Fortunately, he obtains the strongest fire-type Zanpakuto—Ryujin Jakka. Simultaneously, he contracts with the Great Sun Golden Crow, becoming the Sun God's representative on Earth. After enduring over a decade of hardship, Ye Feng rises from a novice to a Flame Knight, a triple-class profession combining the skills of a Punisher Knight, Guardian Knight, and Fire Mage. In the Demon Hunter Selection Tournament, the sixth-tier Ye Feng utterly crushes a group of inexperienced players. "Damn it, who put this guy in the novice group?" Beneath the Demon Exorcism Pass, Ye Feng, wielding the Shikai Ryujin Jakka, roasts demons into kebabs! In Zhennan Pass, the Golden Crow cries! In the Dream Paradise, Ye Feng fuses with the Spirit Furnace.