Tags: [Douluo Continent] [Genshin Impact] [Barbatos]

【Zhongli】【Douluo Dalu】【Invincible Flow Cool Article】

Introduction: There is no reason for the time travel, just close your eyes and

When Feng Li opened his eyes and felt his body, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes. As the incarnation of a wind elf, my martial soul is actually a chess piece.

Is that... the Heart of God? A high-level external magic organ? What use is this thing in Douluo Continent?

What, the Heart of God has been assimilated by the rules of Douluo Continent and has the ability to create a God?

Mmm, it smells so good!

In my previous life, I was a light novel lover. I encountered an accident and was born in Japan.

When I was a baby, I met the Nishimiya family who had just moved in next door.

Three-year-old Nozomi was diagnosed with hearing impairment, and her father decisively abandoned his wife and children after the diagnosis.

Compared with the Nozomi in comics and anime, the Nozomi here changed her life because of my appearance and got self-redemption.

From then on, I had a little follower by my side.

From kindergarten - elementary school - junior high school - high school - college - work - marriage - middle age - old age.

I participated in every stage of her life.

In the process of accompanying her growth, I accidentally discovered that none of the light novels and anime in my previous life had appeared here, and I immediately decided to bring some shock to the light novel world here.

You Qiuqiu transmigrated into a book and became a cool female N number in the entertainment circle. The position is the supporting role that has no name.

In this world where people are struggling to get to the top and become a frequent visitor of hot search, looking at everyone around her who is full of ambitions, You Qiuqiu has no fluctuations in her heart and just wants to be a salted fish.

But even if she is a salted fish, in order to become a salted fish with a high quality of life, she is being forced to do business for money.

You Qiuqiu: Paralyzed Salted fish jpg.

So the audience saw this scene –

You Qiuqiu sits in the shady place with her little stick in the variety show while cheering for the guests who have a hard time playing the game with their hideous faces.

Other female stars show off their eighteen martial arts in the live broadcast room to sing and dance. The worst thing was to remove makeup from the live broadcast. You Qiuqiu took out five takeaways.

Today I’m going to show you a live broadcast of fried chicken, kebabs, ice cream, crayfish, and doughnuts.

Audience: “…”

When You Qiuqiu was photographed at the awards ceremony, a handsome man and beautiful woman were sitting dignified around her, but she was sleeping with her mouth open.

You Qiuqiu thinks she is most likely demand to cool down.

She just took a nap! How could she be photographed! So angry!

Then…let’s calm down. The salted fish didn’t want to waste too much brain cells. When she was forced to do business, she still has some money. There are two apartments in the city center, enough to be a charter wife.

Who knows, she is on fire.

Frequent searchers and ranked among the top.

Thousands of fans are crying and shouting, Qiuqiu, you are the cutest cub in the world, completely different from those coquettish bastards outside. MaMa (BaBa) loves you!

You Qiuqiu:???

Give it a go. The salted fish becomes a koi?

"Such a strong holy light, its penetration and persistence far exceed those of my people, I agree with it."

"It's just a flashlight..."

"Rare animal breeding box? It's a million times more advanced than my people's livestock technology!"

"This is a TV, it's playing Animal World."

"Electric rice cooker, the greatest invention of mankind!"

"You... you just want to eat, right? You've been back to Earth with me for so long, but you haven't learned anything except eating!"

After returning to Earth from another world, Xia Li didn't expect to meet his former enemy again.

A pure-blooded silver dragon from the world of swords and magic.

Fortunately, there is no magic on Earth, and the silver dragon has become a middle school girl.

In this modern society where the law is preached, Xia Li decided to turn the enemy into a friend.

As a result, he overdid it and accidentally turned the enemy into his wife.

Crossing over easily

Niu Niu was secretly swapped by bad guys when she was born, and was thrown into the wild and picked up by the Zhang family couple who couldn't have children.

When she was five years old, the Zhang family had a precious grandson and thought she was unlucky, so they let her have a high fever.

The elder sister-in-law who returned to her mother's home was anxious: Who said our Niu Niu was unlucky? She is obviously a little lucky girl. If you don't raise her, I will! .

Niu Niu no longer had endless housework to do, and she could eat until her belly was round. The whole family held her in the palm of their hands and spoiled her.

The Zhang family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law waited every day to see the elder sister-in-law's joke, hoping that Niu Niu would kill the whole family of her adoptive mother.

But she kept looking forward to it.

The adoptive mother's family built a house and bought land, and their lives became more prosperous day by day. The adoptive father also took the imperial examinations, passed the examinations of Xiucai, Zhongjuren, and the examination of Zhuangyuan, and moved to the capital with his whole family to become a high-ranking official!

The year Niu Niu got married, the powerful people in the capital discovered that the adopted daughter of the emperor's teacher was exactly the same as the wife of the Duke of Xian when she was young!

(A fierce mother, a black-bellied father, a protective and biased grandmother, brothers and sisters who are obsessed with their sister, the heroines' favorite Fuwa, a sweet and refreshing story, don't miss it if you pass by~)

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

My father is a black dragon, and my mother is a great demon from the Yousu fox clan.

The black dragon bloodline gives me a strong physique and the ability to control water, and the Yousu fox bloodline gives me a handsome appearance and unrivaled charm.

I have the best bloodline!

………………

I always thought so until my mother's family blew up the gate of my mansion and prepared to take me back to the Yousu tribe.

"Run, kid! If you fall into their hands, you will die!"

My mother struggled to hold the gate of the mansion and shouted at the top of her lungs.

Su Yan: "?"

A large brick bed, a big black wall, a room all deserted.

A suit of clothes, not long enough, washed to a bleached old gown.

One day, she woke up ten years younger, ending up with a beguilingly good-looking husband.

But she just beat him up this morning--Damn, how to deal with this?

A certain wickedly charming man coldly looked at her: "Tell me, what trouble have you run into this time?"

The ancient Divine Beast Susu descended to endure trials and became the youngest daughter of the Qin Family, who were nearing eighty years old; young in age but high in seniority, even the men in their twenties had to call her auntie.

Susu was also the only girl in three generations of the Qin Family, cherished by her parents, doted on by her brothers, and her nephews would fight over holding their auntie and protecting her.

Protect her? Susu said she didn't need it, for she was a mighty and ferocious Divine Beast!

With her around, no one would dare to bully the Qin Family members!

Those who bullied her family got sent flying; those who coveted their fortune got sent flying; those who tried to kidnap her got sent flying.

The kidnappers who captured Susu were frightened by her and willingly handed over their cell phones for her to call the police.

"How do I unlock the cell phone?" Susu asked.

"It requires fingerprint unlocking, you can use my finger," explained the kidnapper.

"How do I use your finger? Chop it off?" Susu asked again.

"No! No need to chop, it can be used while still attached to my hand!" the kidnapper wailed.

Chop off a finger! What kind of thought process was that?

Way too scary!

Ever since the lucky-buff-carrying Susu had come to their home, the family's luck had improved, their business prospered more each day, and the previously naughty young masters had become much better behaved, truly a little lucky star.

It was just that boy from the neighbor's house, who kept thinking about kidnapping Little Susu, causing the Qin Family men quite a bit of concern.

Maybe they should just break his leg again?