[Time travel, live streaming, system, comedy, no angst, no female lead]
Zhu Jian transmigrated to the cultivation world for two hundred years, and the system only appeared when he was almost dead.
The system wants him to establish an unparalleled sect and dominate the cultivation world.
As compensation for being two hundred years late, Zhu Jianke will broadcast his cultivation journey across the Three Thousand Great Worlds, randomly selecting viewers to become disciples of his sect and join him in dominating the cultivation world.
Zhu Jian's first live stream even connected him with Blue Star.
"Dear fans, the streamer has traveled through time! Type 666 and I'll be live-streaming my cultivation journey to immortality."
"It's time for the cultivation world to experience the awe-inspiring power of technological cultivation."
"There are no useless spiritual roots, only people who don't know how to use them. The dual spiritual roots of water and fire are the foundation of technological civilization. The Great Water Boiling Technique begins."
"Give me a chance, and I will lead China to dominate the cultivation world."
Many years later, the world of Earth was invaded by a strange force.
On the day the evil god descended, ten thousand swords were unleashed, and the stars shone brightly.
“Brother, we’re all fellow disciples from the same sect, so the evil god should give me one.”
"Hey, evil god over there, stand up! You're not allowed to surrender!"
"Surrender or be killed, hehehehehehe!"
They transmigrated to a high-level martial arts world where spiritual energy was reviving and monsters roamed freely.
In his moment of confusion, Ye Xuan obtained a dimensional chat group that could communicate with all worlds.
Looking at the familiar big shots in the group, Ye Xuan fell into deep thought.
Tony Stark: "I'm going to die?"
Whitebeard: "My son is dead? Killed by my other son?"
Nagato Uzumaki: "I've been told I'm dead?"
All eyes were on Ye Xuan.
Ye Xuan: "What are you looking at? I'm not dead."
[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]
My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".
Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...
Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.
Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…
Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.
Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.
Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.
Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?
Huh? Me? Holy crap?
"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."
In the bustling tavern, a bard sang the legend of a dragon-slaying hero by the fire, while several adventurers gathered together to play monster cards. Mali finished the remaining capsule coffee in his thermos and said to the half-elf girl beside him, "Let's go, it's time to go," the kind waitress warned. "But there's a group of vicious snake-men bandits lurking on the road ahead. Why don't you wait a little longer? The Baron is already recruiting mercenaries." "No problem, we'll drive."
[No System] + [Crossing] + [Farming] + [War] + [Revenge] + [Economy]
The flight was in distress, and Zhu Junluo became a descendant of Emperor Jianwen Zhu Yunwen who fled to America, starting a new chapter.
Repel European colonists and rescue Native Americans.
Cannons and huge ships returned to China to destroy the Qing Dynasty and restart the Ming Dynasty.
Develop industry and commerce, research and develop military technology, and dominate the world.
Medicine, machinery, chemistry, physics, technological development, giant steel ships, the restoration of the country and the conquest of Southeast Asia, the subjugation of the four seas.
Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."
My new book, *I Accidentally Became the Enemy of the Entire Server*, is now open for publication! Please support me! The original title was *Sorry, I'm Weak*. Yao Yue, a 21st-century lazybones who'd rather lie down than sit, bows her head before a group of interstellar humans who have evolved 2000 years ago. "Sorry, I'm really weak, I couldn't even pass the 800-meter test!" (The above is the previous title and synopsis.) New version: Yao Yue accidentally slips through a sewer and ends up in interstellar space, covered in vegetable leaves. What should she do as a slum girl unprotected by law? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, we can play games to earn money and level up our citizenship. What if the general evolution of humans in the interstellar era is too strong? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, if our strength isn't enough, we'll make up for it with luck! Specifically, does having full luck count? Does a 100% hit rate count? Does completing a Heavenly General quest count? In the game, does having brothers, sisters, and boyfriends count?
Chen Feng, a college student, obtained a lottery system.
In the first month of the game, I drew the AI Moss from "The Wandering Earth". Who knew that Moss also had Earth technology data from 2075!
I was drawn in the second month...
I was drawn in the third month...
Win a starship in the *th month!
Should we stay on Earth or go to space?
Lin Yuan was reborn from 2021 and returned to 2006, inheriting his father's bankrupt electronics factory.
Equipped with the most powerful industrial manufacturing system, it has surpassed the times in producing Shenzhou brand smartphones.
Fruit phone: Shenzhou phone is simply a model of technological aesthetics!
Sanxing Mobile Phone: China used to need to copy my mobile phones, but now we are starting to learn from China’s mobile phones!
Nokia: When it comes to mobile phones, I still have to admit defeat when it comes to Shenzhou!
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[Fantasy premise + mastermind behind the scenes + the fourth catastrophe]
I was transported to a world of swords and magic. While others start with divine artifacts, I start with a dilapidated internet cafe.
Lin Che thought he was doomed, but unexpectedly activated the [Super Dimension Internet Cafe System]!
From that moment on, the art style of this world completely went astray!
What? A Templar Knight who had painstakingly cultivated his fighting spirit was beaten to a pulp by an unknown nobody who spent his days "suffering" in internet cafes?
"Sorry, I've died ten thousand times in Dark Souls. Your sword is too slow!"
What? The Empire's strongest mage force was routed by a group of orc warriors shouting "For the Horde!"
"Hey buddy, ever heard of World of Warcraft? Those who play tactics are all cunning!"
When the proud elf princess is hopelessly addicted to Stardew Valley, when the staid dwarf king becomes a construction maniac in Minecraft, when the strongest people across the continent are fighting tooth and nail for a single internet access spot...
As the sole GM, Lin Che sat in the boss's chair, holding the keyboard and mouse, calmly issuing world quests.
"The new dungeon, [Hell Dragon Extermination Battle], is now open! First kill reward: artifact; login fee doubled!"
"Warning! The Pope has been found to have exploited a bug and has been permanently banned!"
The old world's royalty, nobility, and church regarded him as the greatest heretic and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.
The common heroes and kings of the new world regard him as the only true god and are willing to offer their faith to him!
When magic meets machine gunners, when dragons meet apocalypse tanks, when everything in the game becomes reality.
I, Lin Che, consider internet cafes my divine kingdom, and gamers my believers; I am the sole true god who has ascended to a new world.