Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

Traveling through a parallel world, Su Haoze raised the little kid left behind by his elder brother and sister-in-law. In order to support his family, he opened a small dining table in front of the kindergarten.

I didn’t expect it to be linked to the gourmet food system!

Braised Lion's Head, Chicken Tofu Pudding, Dongpo Pork, Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, Cola Chicken Wings...

Various delicious foods were served one after another, not only attracting a group of children, but also a group of parents.

"Boss, would you like to apply for a card?"

"I want a monthly subscription!"

"I want a yearly package"

“I’ll continue for two years.”

…

“I’ve been doing this for five years!”

"I want ten years!"

What a nice little dining table surrounded by a group of adults!

The children were angry and went to their grandparents to complain crying.

Unexpectedly,

"You little bastard, I raised you up like this, and now you don't even know how to honor your mother when you get something good!"

"You're so good at snatching my grandson's food! It's so delicious, but you didn't even share a bite with me. I've raised you for nothing..."

"Respect the old and love the young, don't you understand? Stand aside and don't delay me from eating."

Suddenly the small dining table was packed with people...

【As long as you are brave enough, the teacher will take maternity leave. 】

Freshman admission season.

As a junior, Xiao Fei came to the school gate to welcome the new students as usual.

Unexpectedly, he ran into the new goddess teacher Tang Yuxin, and found out that she was the girl who spent a night with him in the hotel a year ago.

What Xiao Fei didn't expect was that Tang Yuxin was pregnant with his child.

And there are three of them!

So, under the eyes of the students, the two began to live together shamelessly...

In the interstellar age, cosmic "X" radiation, Zerg crises, and genetic problems are becoming increasingly serious.

The two-life thunderstruck experience coupons allowed Jiang Yuxi to embark on her own RUA furry journey, bah, the road of education.

Chinese class? Let's read through the various cultivation techniques of the Beast Taming Sect.

Math class? "Arithmetic" is also arithmetic

Physical Education? Spirit Beast Bodybuilding

Art class? Talismans, formations, who can say this isn't just lines?

Nutrient solution? How do you take this stuff? Are the eight major cuisines bad? Or are you just not used to the night market snacks?

Gene fluid? "Erysipelas" is serious. Not as effective as marrow lavage fluid, and without the side effects.

Are interstellar alien plants poisonous, radioactive, and capable of triggering psychic outbursts? This is clearly a rare treasure. Plants are inherently interdependent, so isn't it normal for some parts of the same plant to be poisonous?

…

After the identities of the bosses lurking in the kindergarten were exposed, the Star Orcs finally realized:

It turns out that their upright, brave and warlike Crown Prince is actually a little black tea spirit who acts cute and jealous towards females and even keeps a list of enemies in a small notebook;

The richest man who said he was not interested in cubs and females actually tried to please the little female and even took the initiative to help take care of the cubs;

There is also the rebellious former Federation God of War who became the leader of the space pirates due to his dissatisfaction with his ideology. In order to stay with the little female, he actually stayed in a small kindergarten to teach the cubs basic practical lessons and worked part-time as a security guard.

Star Orcs: Broadcast more, the local dogs love to watch

Dog Orc: Enough, first of all I didn’t provoke you, secondly I didn’t provoke you, and finally I didn’t provoke you

[Officials and businessmen + workplace + power and sex + gangsters + men and women, what is it that makes people so crazy?] Ah, enough! A man in his thirties has to face the cruel conspiracy of losing his position, his pregnant fiancée who he has been in love with for seven years has betrayed him, his beautiful boss has ruthlessly oppressed him, and he is suffering from a terminal illness. He is ostracized and humiliated by everyone? No, I will give...........

Gu Yiye: I have the cutest sister. Gu Zhiqiu: I have the best brother in the world. Gu Yiye: I want to give my sister the best life and be happy forever. Gu Zhiqiu: I want to be with my brother forever and be happy forever. Protagonists: Gu Yiye, Gu Zhiqiu

To save Yukinoshita Yukino, Koyama Yosuke dedicated himself to creating dreams for her and for himself. "My fiftieth golden wedding anniversary with Yukinoshita Yukino!" "My survival in the apocalypse with Kasumigaoka Utaha!" "I'm Shiina Mashiro's nanny!" Luckily, the system told him that the girls wouldn't remember what he did in their dreams and that it wouldn't affect reality, so Koyama Yosuke believed it. But the system didn't tell him that his experiences with these girls were being recorded and posted online! Now Yukinoshita Yukino, to whom I've been married for fifty years, is blocking the front door. Kasumigaoka Utaha, who shared my life and death in the apocalypse, is blocking the back path. And beside me, a classmate, Shiina Mashiro, insists on proclaiming me her father. And yet, the damn system keeps posting these videos online... What should I do?

"Multiple female protagonists + no system + funny"

"You mean Xiu? Let me tell you, that guy is simply..."

Kevin glanced at someone who was walking towards him and changed the subject:

“He’s literally my best brother.”

………

"Xiu? Why are you asking that? Don't mention that guy in front of me."

Mobius was rubbing the doll in his arms that looked exactly like a certain guy.

"You're so powerful, why don't you just die outside..."

………

Eden: "Xiu is very knowledgeable about various musical instruments and wine as well. It seems like he knows everything."

"It's just... if only you could stay with me a little longer."

………

Ying: "Xiu? Is there anything he wants me to do?"

"Well, okay, I'll listen to him."

………

Bronya: "Captain, you promised to make time to play games with me. Where has he gone again?..."

………

Mei: “The captain is very gentle and reliable, and he’s also an amazing cook.

"Well, I have to work harder, otherwise in the future... Sorry, I was thinking too far ahead."

………

Kiana: "I didn't expect the Captain and that stinky dad were actually friends..."

"I don't care. It's useless even if my stinky dad objects!"

………

Gray Xiu: "Well...Brother Xiu said he was Dad's father, so...I should actually call Brother Xiu Xiu...Grandpa?"

Xiu: "I was just joking, don't believe me..."

"What? You've already told Hen?"

"It's over, someone is going to die..."

………

(Note: This game has some Titanfall elements, but it won’t affect your viewing experience if you don’t understand them at all)