When Xu Mang was about to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away…
From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.
“Uh…”
“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”
“Because you can win by lying down.”
For those who fought in war, war never ends.
But Xiao Yuan’s war has just begun…a war that has ended.
Guderian?
Rommel?
Manstein?
The USSR needs only one soldier… Shulka
Su Ying, a major general of the armored army of the last days, traveled through time, to the body of a scumbag who colluded with a scumbag to murder her husband. She was exiled as soon as she came, and she also gave her two children and a disabled husband who killed her every minute.
Small injury, big disability, Su Ying waved his hand, it’s not a problem.
On the way to exile, I didn’t eat or drink and was hunted down, so I was sprinkled with water.
With the material and space in hand, she has meat in her left hand and wine in her right hand. The assassins come one by one, and two kill one pair.
Treat the disabled husband well, raise a fat and cute baby, build mountains and houses on the wasteland, farm around the land, establish your own civilization and kingdom, and be your own queen.
After curing the illness of the disabled husband and letting him go back to Shangjing to clean up his grievances and regain everything that belongs to him, Su Ying and Li Shu dumped it on the table.
A certain king gritted his teeth and blocked others: Su Ying, you dare to leave and try!
The two cute babies rushed to hug Su Ying’s legs, “Mother, don’t you want your baby?”
Su Ying raised her forehead, well, then take it all!
In the morgue full of Uchiha corpses, he opened his eyes…
A mysterious voice rang in my ear…
He looked confused: “Saving the ninja world, what’s the matter with me, the remnants of Uchiha?”
Sean: Hello, I look up to you like a torrent of river water, uh, can I shake your hand?
One day, he shook hands with Sean suspiciously.
Sean turned around and laughed wildly in his heart: Hehe, the top knight talent is in hand.
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Ai Qian, a street-crazy author who wakes up every day because of her own poverty, is bound by the system!
The system is obedient: Host, you are the daughter of a rich family, you are a billionaire female president, you are a superstar… Are you happy?
Ai Qian: Hehe, I might be happier if there is no hero who can kill me at any time.
If one day, when you find out that the immersive game you play is not a game but a reality, what will your reaction be?
A game called Zerg OL is sweeping the world. In this game, you need to play a bug to help the leader Jiang Yao rebuild the bug swarm and resist the human imperial army that may appear at any time to wipe them out.
“Mengxin, is this game fun?” Mengxin, who is new to the group, asked.
“A newcomer is here, this game is very fun!”
“Mengxin, go! This group is full of perverts!”
“Go!”
“Walk!”
“The person who chatted with you just now has not been offline for 72 consecutive hours. He just entered the ICU yesterday!”
“Is this game boring?” Mengxin was a little confused.
“Extremely disgusting! Playing other games requires money, playing this game is useless!”
“The liver doesn’t matter at all, they call me the Emperor of the Liver in other games!” Obviously, the naive Mengxin obviously didn’t realize the seriousness of the matter.
until one day.
“Since playing Zerg OL, now my waist is no longer sore, and my legs don’t hurt anymore. I’m only 20 years old, and I’m a young man with baldness. My blind date girls call me uncle, it’s great!”
And for this group of players, Jiang Yao is also heartbroken.
That steel thunder beast over there, don’t go up and listen to my command! The Titans of the Order of Titans are coming! Don’t go alone in the group!
Dragon! Play battleship! You are against the air! Don’t hit the ground! There are ground units on the ground to fight!
Those devourers of the N74 galaxy! Fuck! Don’t spray on that blue planet, it’s your home planet! I’m not kidding!
Chang Xia is an anomaly in the tribe——
She doesn’t dress up, make friends, or play around. She likes to hoard all kinds of wild vegetables, and she doesn’t eat meat, saying it’s unpalatable. The whole tribe was worried that she would not grow up and die.
When she became an adult, she directly picked up a sick seedling and married her.
later.
Chang Xia used the hoarded wild vegetables to farm and feed the entire tribe; she built houses and roads, so that the tribe would no longer suffer from cold and freezing; she also conquered the entire ancient continent with delicious food.
Finally, the clansman knew that the sickly seedling beside Chang Xia was once the most powerful totem warrior of the tribe. At this time, the clansmen understood that Chang Xia was the most powerful.
The real world is suddenly gamified.
The road I traveled, the classroom where I attended classes, and the company I worked for, became [Dungeon Map]
Colleagues and classmates have become [NPCs], and the map is actually full of dangerous [wild monsters]
Work, study and life have also become [main quests] and [trial challenges]
……
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[Dangerous! The lv5 Involution Maniac has activated the involution ability, and you have entered a state of [anxiety]! 】
……
【Ding! You defeated [lv7 Ultimate Academic Master], obtained [Knowledge Point x6], [Will to Study x8]! 】
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[You defeated [lv9 bad gangster], saved the NPC [School Flower], and the favorability of [School Flower] has been improved! 】
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Chen Yilang, who owns the player panel, gradually gained insight into the world, and since then he has reached the pinnacle of his life.
The ferocious bird with a wingspan of 100 meters hovers in the sky, casting a large shadow
Distorted giant humanoids wander aimlessly in the ruins of a deserted city
Dense colonies of man-eating ants march through the wilderness, gnawing away at all creatures they can encounter
In the darkness, the sewers extending in all directions, the predators hiding in the dark spread their slender and ferocious limbs, waiting patiently for the fleeing people to break into their territory.
Beneath the distant clouds, there was lightning and thunder, and a giant bear that was taller than the mountains, bathed in thunder and lightning, came along with the storm.
“Race the storm!”
This is the era of cataclysm, a tragic beginning, and a carnival for the lucky ones!