Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.
"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"
"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"
"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"
"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"
[Female-oriented + No romance + OOC warning + Quick transmigration/crossover anime]
What would happen if an anime character were gender-swapped and traveled through time?
Bai Ye, who is bound to a character with a cheat-like advantage, is forced to become a drama queen in the anime world.
[Curse Returns] She saved everyone in the scriptwriting team of the curse world; the domain unfolds, and humanity is no longer qualified.
[Naruto] Miss Sukuna was replaced by Naruto Uzumaki. There's no time to mourn her, the next one to appear is Madara Uchiha;
[Demon Slayer] The demon tamer Yui Natsuyu has arrived, all twelve demon moons have been captured, and I will be the next demon king;
[One Piece] Uchiha Sasaki's journey to find her brother: I'm going to be the woman of the King of Brother Finders;
[Bungo Stray Dogs] Yokohama's Blue Beast endlessly opens the gates of death; this is my burning youth and passion.
(The introduction is inadequate, please proceed to the main text ╭☞(  ̄ ▽ ̄)╭☞)
Yotsuya Seina was a sorcerer without offensive capabilities, born with a spell called "Dream View".
As the name suggests, he can foresee the future while he is dreaming.
He dreamt that the world he lived in was just a comic book, and the future of the sorcery world was in utter chaos, but he couldn't say anything about it.
Because if he were to speak of the future, he would surely face retribution.
At best, it's an accident; at worst, it's fatal. And people won't believe it; they'll think he's crazy.
Over time, he learned to "respect" and "bless".
Until one day, those chosen by fate suddenly became able to hear his innermost thoughts...
Mine clearance:
1. This story features two male protagonists, with Xia Youjie as the main couple.
2. Sweet romance, no angst, no career-driven storyline, mainly focusing on daily life.
3. Overall purpose: To rewrite the original story ending (I really can't stand Su Nuo Chuan anymore!).
[Special Warning] This story does not feature the Wu Xia/Xia Wu pairing! Wu Xia Wu shippers, proceed with caution!
I've always wanted to write a sweet story about a cursed return, so I'm just digging a small hole for it.
[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]
(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)
Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…
"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"
Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"
"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"
Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."
"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"
Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."
[Period + Military Marriage + Spacious Environment + Double Golden Finger]
Ruan Qiqi had been running rampant in the mental hospital for ten years and was finally discharged. However, after only a week of enjoying her newfound freedom, she unexpectedly traveled back to the 1970s, to a rural girl who had just been dumped by a scumbag boyfriend and was surrounded by villains.
But she wasn't afraid. She had a full space of supplies, a cheat ability, and nine lives, so she could go crazy without restraint. On the third day after she transmigrated, she went to the headquarters to hang herself, beat up the scumbag, and taught the bitch a lesson. The villains who had harmed her in her previous life were all either dead or crippled, none of them had a good ending.
While seeking revenge, Ruan Qiqi also managed to infiltrate the government system. With her powerful abilities, she easily manipulated her superiors and colleagues, was recommended to go to university, and rose through the ranks, eventually infiltrating a classified unit.
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The first time Lu Ye met Ruan Qiqi, this girl had hanged herself in his father's office. How crazy! But he liked it!
On their second meeting, this girl ruined his nephew's reputation and severely damaged his mental and physical health. He was very fond of her because of her intelligence and courage!
On their third meeting, he proposed: "You're the crazy woman, and I'm the crazy man, we're a match made in heaven!"
"I only accept sons-in-law who move into my household."
"I love being a kept man, and our future children will all take your surname!"
After they got married, the two caused chaos and turmoil in both of their homes, but they lived a very happy life!
One day, the two met during a special mission and realized that they were actually colleagues who had long admired each other!
[PS: Both the male and female leads are mentally unstable and not quite normal.]
Ruomeng, a bright, naive, but kind-hearted, and quirky college student in her early twenties, unexpectedly dies just as she's about to enjoy a perfect summer vacation without homework. Then she transmigrates to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen. System: [Ding—Detected your resentment is extremely deep, here's a handsome and charming Gojou Satoru~ Go and conquer him~] "What?! Such a good thing?!" So Ruomeng turns around and works with her friends to build a loving and peaceful Tokyo. Seeing things are going wrong, the system issues various heart-fluttering tasks. But to no avail, the girl successfully turns a dating game into a high-octane game. The system crashes. [Wait, host, you've never been in a relationship before?!] "Because the teacher doesn't allow early relationships." System: [Okay, okay.] Finally, Gojou-sensei, unable to bear it any longer, takes the initiative. [Growth-oriented female protagonist, in the same year as Tiger and the others, growing together through monster-slaying.] [OOC warning, too many elements warning.] [System, transmigration.] [The female protagonist is not perfect, please don't criticize if you don't like it, the author is sensitive!] [CP: Gojou-sensei.] [System: I'm really fed up with having these two innocent guys who can't even handle romance!!!] [In short: Does Gojo-sensei like naturally funny girls who are kind at heart but secretly cunning?]
Jiang Chen, who was terrified by the other world immediately after transmigrating, decided to give up his ambition to conquer the world and find a place in an academy to teach. In his spare time, he would write novels based on the memories in his mind. However, when he wrote his first book, he was stunned.
Ding: The novel "The Smiling, Proud Wanderer" is complete. You have obtained the "Yi Jin Jing" (Muscle/Tendon Changing Classic).
Ding: Battle Through the Heavens is complete. Extract the Strange Flame.
Ding: The novel "Dragon and Snake Chronicles" is complete. Extract the ultimate secrets of Xingyi Quan.
Ding: Perfect World completed. Extract the Supreme Bone.
...
Furthermore, it can be extracted repeatedly.
Decades have passed in the blink of an eye, and Jiang Chen, who has written countless books, has found himself gradually changing the world in the process.
[This story is told from a second-person perspective and is written in a female-oriented style.]
You are from the land of flowers.
After your unexpected death, you were accidentally bound to a system that brought you to a strange world.
This is a high-risk world, and you have drawn the traits of a cultivator.
You now have the ability to protect yourself in this world.
Upon your arrival, you encounter a cursed spirit, and in your panic, you manage to destroy it.
A highly skilled sorcerer took you away.
You became a contemporary of the white-haired DK.
[CP: Gojo Satoru, a heroine who grows and develops, will try to avoid being out of character (OOC)]
[This contains personal interpretations, leans towards slice-of-life, and is a beginner's practice piece. If you don't like it, please don't be hurtful.]
Because of a questionnaire, Kiana arrived in the world of the Starry Sky Railway. However, there was no system, no so-called cheat, only a jinxed mouth that was sometimes accurate and sometimes not. "Ah, why am I not the Great Sage Kiana?" Then Kiana gained the power of the Void. "Ah, I'm going to the Arilo VI. If I turn into a duck, will Bronya be very excited?" So in Arilo, Kiana transformed into a duck. "Cocolia, actually I am your long-lost granddaughter." Looking at Cocolia, whose CPU burned out because of her words, Kiana felt happy. "Nonsense, fox ears are obviously long!" So, on that day, Tingyun's ears turned into "donkey ears" like Yae Sakura's. "I..." "Shut up, don't say anything!" "Okay, then I want to drink Mei's sister juice." Looking at Beichen Mei and Huang Quan in front of her, both of them had knives to their necks, Kiana felt what a Shura field was.
[Crazy + Sharp-tongued + Table-flipping + Pranks + Multiple Women]
This top celebrity has serious mental health issues!
Gu Qi transmigrated to a parallel world. After eight years of not debuting, she finally landed a role in a variety show with a star-studded cast, only to unexpectedly become bound to the [Crazy Entertainment System]!
As long as the madness is exposed, you can earn points to draw various skill mastery and Earth's cultural and entertainment works.
When he participated in the slow-paced variety show "Longing for Peach Blossom Island".
As one guest after another appeared, Gu Qi was horrified. Were there even more experts?
What kind of monsters and demons are these? This show is a "monster spawner"!
Breaking Bad teacher Huang!
Chao Ge, the Demon Child Reborn!
Sect Ancestor, Singer, Dancer, and Rapist Kunkun!
Superb muscle definition horse +7!
......
In order not to fall behind, so...
During the show, Gu Qi's style gradually became more and more eccentric.
Showing off potato chips, drinking iced tea from a stemmed glass, singing "You're So Beautiful, Chicken" in the elevator!
He took a top-tier actress to a village to freeload a pig-slaughtering feast, and then spent the whole night in a hotel explaining calculus to her!
When others complimented Teacher Huang, he simply said, "A novice chef, proficient in everything, yet mastering nothing," winning over countless fans.
Teacher Huang was being lazy and instead taught fishing techniques. He then lashed out at the young cook's face with his fishing rod.
Chao: "I admit, Gu Qi is even crazier than me!"
Netizens commented: "With Gu Qi, a naturally gifted individual, these monsters and demons seem like normal humans after all!"
Gu Qi's fans trembled: "Brother, that's enough. You're very close to being a god now, but you're already very far from being human!"