[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]

A goddess lives inside my body.

She gave me a donation box.

Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!

Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.

The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.

Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.

Take making a wish, for example.

You need lipstick to cheat.

To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.

You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.

OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?

What would a grown man like me need these things for?

A golden legend? A class-specific card?

It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.

And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?

Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!

Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?

Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!

Don't come any closer!

Eighteen-year-old Cao Wei was transported to a parallel universe after a car accident. He initially thought he'd be destined for a life of swagger, slapping down rich and handsome men, reaching the pinnacle of life, winning the heart of a beautiful and wealthy woman, and living a glorious life. But who would have thought he'd take over a general store left by his father? Unfortunately, business was poor. However, with tears in his eyes, he unintentionally obtained the great "Daddy System," solving mystery after mystery, completing SSSSSSS... level missions, embarking on a path of swagger, slapping down enemies, and ultimately, a path of no return called "System"! "Cao Wei, does your family have any martial arts manuals?" "Yes!" Book club: 327373686

"Who exactly are you?" On the snowy plains of Belloborg, looking at the unwilling Cocolia, Qiong's lips curled into a smile. "Just a passing Galaxy Baseball Man, remember that!" In the Immortal Boat Luofu, looking at the massive Huanlong before her, Qiong pulled out Jingyuan and Yinyue's cards. "Huanlong, these two cards are enough to deal with you!" Facing the Sand Gold shouting "Dedicated to the Amber King," Qiong drew her greatsword. "I mourn for the dead!" The beaten crowd was indignant! You call this a loan?! "I said it's a loan, it's a loan!" Holding a bunch of cards, Qiong's face was full of righteous indignation!

[Useless Start] + [Data Flow] + [Playing Dumb to Snag a Strong Player] + [Conceptual-Level Cheat]

In the year 2024 of the Blue Star Calendar, the entire population awakens. Lin Guang, a transmigrator, attracts much attention due to his outstanding looks, but during the ceremony, he awakens the universally acknowledged most useless F-level ability—[Data Insight]—becoming the laughingstock of the entire school.

However, only Lin Guang knew that in his eyes, the world was not just data, but also code that could be edited at will!

The stones on the roadside are too hard? Change the hardness to 0!

The school bully is too arrogant? I'll modify your belt's durability to 0, and make him die on the spot!

From modifying item attributes to altering the laws of physics, Lin Guang appears to everyone as a useless support character, but in reality, he is the sole backend administrator.

When the Outer God descended, and the S-rank powerhouse was in despair, Lin Guang silently chose the Demon God's health bar:

[Health Points: ???] -> Change to [1]

"Sorry, your presence was invalid and you have been deleted by the administrator."

This is the story of a "useless" guy who uses a bug to modify the world and ultimately achieves physical salvation.

Reborn? Only one day left to live? No worries! I have the Great Mountain Bandit System! I'll rob the heavens, the earth, and even the air! As long as I dare to rob, I'll live as long as I have life! Beauties? Rob! Gold! Rob! The entire world? I'll rob that too! Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully subdued Cai Wenji. Reward: Gold Treasure Chest, Wolf Rider Training Manual. Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully subdued Dian Wei. Reward: Diamond Treasure Chest… Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully subdued Zhao Yun. Reward: King's Treasure Chest…

[Tons of personal interpretations][No romantic pairings]

Niou Masaharu, male, 28 years old this year.

He's an actor, not a superstar, but he has quite a few fans.

One day I opened my eyes and found myself back in the spring break after graduating from elementary school.

Rikkai University achieved a 16-year winning streak in the Kanto region and a 3-year national winning streak, leaving no weak points in the competition.

I, Liu Hua, have transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway. My newbie gift pack is a celestial vessel. After checking, I've finally confirmed that this celestial vessel is the same one swallowed by the red giant star—Yuanqiao.

Of course, it has been refurbished by the system. On this immortal ship, I possess power equivalent to that of a Commander!

But this system is called the Deception System! It wants me to deceive people! There's no one here, so who am I supposed to deceive?

Suddenly, the system told me that the Star Train, which was originally heading to Arilol IV, had veered off course and ended up here...

I suddenly had a thought that I had to share...

I, General Yuanqiao, who has persevered for many years, hurry! Alliance, send money!

Seele. No surname: Although we were born on Yalilo IV, through immigration, we are now pure-blooded Xianzhou people!

Xing: I am Yuanqiao Sword Master! You're saying I use a baseball bat? Are you kidding me! Can a sword master be called a baseball bat?

Huaiyan: Over the years, Yuanqiao Immortal Boat has long lost its sense of belonging to the alliance, so I suggest we spend more money!

(P.S.: Contains eerie elements; to each their own. Please refrain from criticism if you disagree, thank you.)

While others are still working hard to escape poverty, Zhao Bin has already conquered women with his hands. Ninety-nine out of a hundred women become his clients. Whether they are young women, lolis, mature women, or sophisticated women, as long as they have a massage from Zhao Bin, they will become addicted to the feeling. That's right, Zhao Bin is a massage therapist.

After traversing Teyvat, Liu Bai wandered until Winter Solstice, where he spent three years becoming an Executive Officer.

According to the Queen's orders, I need to seize the... what was it again from the gods of various countries?

Forget it, she'd be ecstatic if we just took the god back with us!

"Girl, let's go! I'll help you escape from prison!"

Liu Bai pulled up Naxida, who was still in shock from being forcibly kissed, and said...

"Master Ball? Every ball I throw is a Master Ball! How could a mere Pokémon possibly withstand a ball thrown by a Trainer's strong arms?"

"Trainers who rely solely on the power of Pokémon have a far too weak bond with their Pokémon!!"

"I am Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town! Who dares to challenge me?!"

On that day, the Pokémon finally remembered the terror of being once dominated by humans...

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[Reading Instructions]

The main character's art style is seriously off.

Open the world of Pokémon using scientific (?) and physical (!) methods.