[Non-Naruto fanfiction]

When you pee at the abyss,

the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up.

This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun,

who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration,

who has a pair of Sharingan,

and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends,

who loses SAN points like crazy,

while trying not to go crazy and become stronger,

this is probably a pink group,

no, this is the pink group!

[Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu]

[Welcome to join the pit]

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead]

Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled.

In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head.

In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete:

"Task number: 002."

"Task code: Cicada."

"Task content: Save all mankind."

"Task executor: Jiang Bai."

"Task in progress..."

[Invincible + Miracle Doctor + System + Pretentious Article + Patriotism]

Lin Yi traveled through a parallel world and became a general practitioner in a community hospital.

Coincidentally, the provincial central hospital was expanding, and Lin Yi, who had awakened to the general medical system, was recommended by his teacher for an interview.

Neurosurgery: "Can you treat patients with cerebral infarction?"

Lin Yi: "A little bit."

Cardiothoracic Surgery: "Can you perform surgery?"

Lin Yi: "A little bit."

Imaging: "B-ultrasound, cardiac ultrasound, MRI, which one do you know?"

Lin Yi: "A little bit of everything."

All department heads shook their heads in disdain, "Knowing a little bit of everything means knowing nothing."

Finally, Lin Yi was assigned to the emergency department and became a triage doctor.

Day 1: Lin Yi saved a migrant worker with steel bars piercing his body;

Day 2: Lin Yi saved a patient in a car accident whose upper and lower body were separated;

Day 99: Lin Yi saved a pregnant woman in her 9th month who had a congenital heart disease attack...

All department heads cursed, "The patient can be cured by going to the emergency department, what do we need to do?"

Patients: "It's not that the specialists look down on us, but Dr. Lin's emergency treatment is more cost-effective!"

Emergency Department: "Dr. Lin Yi is not only the pride of China, but also the brightest beacon in the history of world medicine!"

Lin Yi: "I'm sorry, in order to save my sister, I have to know more about all diseases..."

Jiang Yang traveled through a parallel world and became a people's policeman.

But he awakened because he was too righteous [Hateful and Violent Police System]

Since then, Jiang Yang's style of handling cases has become terrifying! When street thugs gather to fight, he rushes up and slaps them in the face!

When a Class A wanted criminal appears in front of him, he breaks his legs without saying a word.

When a criminal gang robs a bank, he takes one gun and beats the gang to the ground!

As long as he is on duty that day, no street thug dares to go out in the city!

Criminal 1: “Please let me go, I know I was wrong.

Jiang Yang: "You just knew you were going to be caught, click!" (Break both legs)"

Criminal 2: "Do criminals deserve to die?"

Jiang Yang: "Aren't you talking nonsense? If you don't die, will I die?"

Colleague 1: "I have seen many living Bodhisattvas, but only one living King of Hell is Jiang Yang!"

Colleague 2: "In Jiang Yang's hands, there is no criminal who doesn't cry and beg to be let in!"

Director: "The most confusing moment in Jiang Yang's life was when he drove a police car all over the streets and couldn't find the criminals."

After Chen Xiao traveled through time, he found himself a newcomer in the company's advertising department.

The leader asked him to shoot a diamond advertisement.

Originally, Chen Xiao was going to find a way to fool around.

But at this time, the system was activated! Chen Xiao directly obtained the master-level directing skills and the complete script of "Titanic"!

Diamond Company: I just asked you to shoot an advertisement, but you made it into a romantic movie? !

Ministry of Culture: Please help me shoot a drama promotional film, and your "Farewell My Concubine" directly amazed the world? !

Ministry of Science and Technology: I asked you to show the humanity of scientific and technological personnel, and you shot "Interstellar" to reap the global box office? !

But the audience was furious:

"The main character is dead, the main character is dead, except for the main character, everyone is dead!"

"Who bought the trending search for 'Farewell My Concubine, the sweetest drama in the world'? I watched it on New Year's Eve, what a deed!"

"You ripped off the cartoon too? Not even the children, Chen Daodao, are you still a human being!"

"Don't you feel guilty? Your money, your award, your company and base are all our tears!"

"The new movie will be released during the Spring Festival?! Big brother, I'm honest, please let me go!"

...

(Later, "Kung Fu", set up a company to shoot "The Truman Show", and also produced "The Magic Chef Xiao Fugui" and "Home with Kids", etc.)

Lin Fei traveled to a parallel world lacking in entertainment.

Because of the pressure from his wife's company, Lin Fei had to separate from her and live in seclusion with his daughter.

But when the Great Beautiful Countryside program team came three years later, Lin Fei's identity as the strongest dad was gradually exposed!

The top chef who conquered the taste buds of countless men!

The master of national martial arts who knocked down the challenger with one punch!

The king of the music world who dominated the charts as soon as his song was released!

The actor who could make the audience cry with just one look!

Until one day, everyone found out that these people were all him!

"Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, hall, kitchen, what else can't he do?"

"Lin Fei! Marry me! I'll take care of my daughter and cat!"

[Daily stable update + spiritual energy recovery + beast control + system + relaxing + funny + single female protagonist + cool article]

In a parallel world, Su Chen woke up and traveled to the beast control world to become the Eastern Divine Tiger. The evolution system was awakened right after the game started! It can swallow all beasts as energy bodies! As long as you keep devouring it, you can keep getting stronger! When he was thinking about how to sit and rule the world, he was contracted? ? ! ... "What kind of cute Xiu Gou is this!" "Xiao Ningxue's contract beast is so cute!" "Such a useless contract beast, her talent is basically useless!" ... Human Race Empress Xiao Ning Xue realized that she was reborn, everything around her was so real, and the human race had not yet perished! When she steps onto the stage of awakening, she will definitely save humanity as a king in this life! "Why is my contract beast just a cute little white dog?" "How can I save humans!" "He said I was his shit-sweeper..." "He claims to be the Eastern Divine Tiger, who will be invincible in the future In the universe..." Facing the ridicule of everyone, Xiao Ningxue made up her mind. When Su Chen took action, everyone was ready to ridicule. "woc! What is this!"

"Take it, here's your salary for this week."

After raising her hand and handing over a small bag, the cross-legged woman behind the desk casually checked the small book, then waved her head away and said:

"Remember to file your own taxes...next!"

"etc!"

After pouring out the coins from the small bag, Li Ang looked at the eight large and one small coins in his palm, a total of nine dirty coins. Li Ang couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock, wishing he could rush over to fight her to the death on the spot.

"Damn it! I just defeated the evil god who wanted to invade the world this Tuesday! You bastard, you actually want to deduct the salary of the savior?"

After years of technological accumulation, humans finally realized the technological descent of gods. By lifting a corner of the veil of the universe, humans can face the starry sky, and the hidden crisis finally broke out.

Xu Yi, who traveled from 2020, developed the divine domain with his own lottery system, condensed faith, ignited the divine fire, and conquered the starry sky. Raise the divine fire in the endless divine domain, establish the kingdom of gods on earth, and in the endless starry sky, fall the gods and cut down the fire of civilization.

"Ding, the first draw will definitely produce the incarnation of the gods, and you will get the epic incarnation of the gods..."

Li Qingzhou traveled to a world where beast control was the mainstream.

At the same time, he awakened his hidden beast control talent, which enabled him to not only see the evolutionary route of pets, but also to formulate new evolutionary routes.

So pets that did not belong to this world were formulated one after another.

Foxes with nine tails, monkeys that could fly in the clouds and were indestructible, strange snake creatures that opened their eyes for day and closed their eyes for night,

giant creatures that could transform into big fish and big birds...

People were shocked. What kind of creatures were these? They had never seen them before!

The monsters in the abyss spoke up one after another: Come on, come on, be monsters. We are not as perverted as you.