I was thrown into countless hentai worlds, forced to walk the path of scum to survive. I seduced married women with the fragility of a young boy, coerced girls with my blond hair, or engaged in forbidden school romances as a teacher… Now I have a new identity: the evil spirit of Babel, the doctor of Rhodes Island… the harem king of Terra. I will use the abilities of the underworld to change this land filled with tragedy. I was once a quality inspector at Type-Moon Heavy Industries, and I conquered the world in the name of Lance; those powers came with me. “Believe me, my becoming a harem king is all the world’s fault!” “I will save this damned world! To undo those regrets!” “Come, witness me as a player, as the Fourth Calamity!” [Erotic and exciting, five chapters a day, quality guaranteed, plenty to satisfy]

[Lighthearted and humorous + fake eunuch + female emperor disguised as a man + fake empress dowager + farming + political intrigue] Sun Yu unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a lowly eunuch in the Qin Dynasty palace, simultaneously awakening a Super Eunuch System. Having fooled his eunuch master, Sun Yu, carrying a teapot spout, entered the emperor's study to work. He initially planned to escape, but suddenly discovered that the handsome emperor was actually a woman… And the empress dowager who wielded power in the inner palace was also an imposter? Looking at the tasks given by the system, Sun Yu was stumped. Should he also… [Life is unpredictable]?

Lin Tian, ​​an orphan with mediocre talent, was born in a remote town in the eastern wilderness of the Xuan Tian Continent.

The path of cultivation is defying the heavens. He stagnated at the fourth level of Qi Refining for three years and was ridiculed as a waste.

The oppressive atmosphere of the mortal realm and the lofty celestial realm mean that every step forward in cultivation is accompanied by relentless backlash.

Unable to condense his Golden Core, he suffered a cultivation deviation and demonic possession? His cultivation technique surged wildly, destroying his meridians? He awakened a side effect transfer system!

While others die from exploding bodies while refining elixirs, he transfers the poison's effects to his enemies; while others are struck by lightning and reduced to ashes during their tribulations, he makes Heaven reap what it sows.

From an ant to a transcendent being, he rose to godhood by "passing the buck."

The price of cultivation? Sorry, it's all back.

[Crazy + Abstract + Funny + Explosive + No Female Lead + Decisive and Ruthless]

"No, why are you arresting me, officer? Please let me explain. I really do have polio. I was forced to come to Shang K. They don't treat me like a human being. They carried a disabled person like me here to take care of my sister's business."

"Oh? A brand new version? And someone reported you for kicking that wanted criminal to death with a flying kick, how do you explain that?"

"Slander! They're slandering me! They're stealing from me! They're cheating me! I'm a disabled person!"

"Relying on absorbing sunlight to replenish energy, what else could you be but a vegetable? From childhood polio to a vegetable state, your condition has worsened."

"Oh ho ho, you vampire, and you're even using solar energy as a new energy source!"

"Why do you always yell 'Take this!' at your opponent before every fight?"

"Let me emphasize this again! I rely on skill, not stats!"

"You mean, you personally witnessed a lord-level behemoth being kicked to death by a polio-stricken child?"

[Starting Character: A High School Student with Polio]

[Ending: The Black-Winged Demon Suppresses All Races]

Write in moderation, indulge in quirky humor and memes, enter the world I've created, and let me bring you joy. Let me prove that AI can never replace humanity.

I believe in parallel universes.

One day, he transmigrated and found himself in the body of Sha Zhu, the honest and simple-minded man in the courtyard. Most importantly, he transmigrated to a public women's restroom, where he encountered Lou Xiao'e, who was on a blind date with Xu Damao! Seeing Lou Xiao'e's appearance, he realized that movies and TV shows were good at judging people; the most beautiful woman in the courtyard was actually Lou Xiao'e! After deciding to marry Lou Xiao'e, he unexpectedly activated a "hijacking system," stealing wives, learning skills, creating a future, and freely exploring this world of the courtyard!

[No female lead + main character has a cheerful personality + humor]

Wu Mo transmigrates to the ultimate world of tomb raiding, becoming Wu Xie's younger brother and obtaining the Tomb Raiding Sign-in System.

Ding! Check-in successful, reward issued.

1: Azure Dragon Bloodline

2: Tomb raiding mechanisms.

3: Corpse Control Technique

With his skills at his disposal, Wu Mo began to roam freely in the world of tomb raiding.

Blow up the Golmud Sanatorium, beat up Black Bear, and have a fight with Little Brother.

The Snake Swamp Ghost City saved A Ning.

The Queen Mother of the West's palace gave the damned Queen Mother of the West a sound beating.

The Zhang Family Ancient Building emptied the Zhang family's collection.

Then, we traveled along the Yangtze River and entered a series of mysterious and unpredictable worlds.

As the mysteries were unraveled one by one, the mastermind behind it all finally revealed himself.

This is a battle between a few modern people and a family that has existed for thousands of years.

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

[Multiple female partners + Absolutely no licking + Only accepting + Many types + You'll regret not reading this]

Over 25 years old, and has accomplished nothing.

Finally, on Lin Ce's 25th birthday, the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system arrived.

You can receive a reward simply by "talking about life and ideals".

For each additional child, a surprise reward will be given.

From then on, Lin Ce said goodbye to being single and began his life of speed and adventure.

...

Tomb raiding + no female lead + system, no fixed couple, ship however you like.

As a super-rich second-generation heir, Qi Su said his life had been smooth sailing, but the system didn't think so and directly airdropped him into the world of tomb raiding.

Qi Su cried himself to sleep in the bathroom after going from being a super-rich second-generation heir to an ordinary person.

Having transmigrated to the world of tomb raiding and become bound to the Mountain Moving Taoist, Qi Su goes further and further down the path of crime.

The author is terrible at coming up with names.

I apologize to all my readers for the inconsistency in updating the previous chapter due to other commitments.

(The new book's rating has just come out and will increase.)

[Scattered Battlefield] + [River of Blood] + [Invincible] + [Superpowers] + [Lighthearted] + [Yandere]

Planning: "The Witch" is a next-generation masterpiece about romance simulation. Please cherish every magical girl!

Jiang Lin: Got it. As a master of creating love in the corner, I am best at creating tragedies during the honeymoon phase, leaving them with lifelong regrets!

In order for the priestess to purify the evil spirits, he lied about betraying her and went to his death alone;

He was willing to be misunderstood as a control freak because he was given a new life as a doll;

For the saint's flawless world, he used his physical body to filter out all filth;

...

"Everything is for the purpose of cultivating the highest quality witches."

Jiang Lin had a great time.

Until he entered the game.

Witches came knocking on my door one after another.

Jiang Lin: How can I avoid ending up with a woodcutter's knife?

Perhaps the answer is to let them fight it out themselves first.