"Master, I've been having trouble getting cold water in my teeth lately, can you help me change my luck?"
Xiao Han glanced at the debt collector beside him and calmly said:
"Just give me the 550,000 yuan compensation for the employee who died suddenly, and give me another 50,000 yuan."
"Master, my father keeps appearing in my dreams after he passed away. Does he have any unfulfilled wishes?"
Xiao Han glanced at the angry ghost beside him and said awkwardly:
"Hurry home and see, your wife is cheating on you in front of your father's memorial tablet."
"Master, I've been away from home for many years. Can you tell me if my parents are still alive?"
Xiao Han glanced at the three victims beside him and silently dialed 110:
"Sit still and don't move. I'll have someone transfer some money to you."
"Master, one of our undercover agents has been murdered, and his body is missing. Can you help us with a divination?"
Xiao Han stared at the police officers who came to his door, momentarily stunned...
Arrest drug dealers, solve cold cases, and uncover spies.
Xiao Han offended all sorts of vicious people on his own. One fan jokingly said, "Master, if you keep playing like this, you'll get retaliated against sooner or later. So I've already bought a suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument)."
That day.
The dead drug dealer actually turned into a vengeful ghost.
In front of many viewers in the live stream, they came to demand Xiao Han's life.
Hundreds of thousands of audience members even took out their suonas (traditional Chinese wind instruments).
They were preparing to play a mournful dirge.
But I never expected it.
Under the watchful eyes of countless people, Xiao Han suddenly snapped his fingers. With a "snap," countless golden talismans materialized out of thin air around him...
[System + Entertainment Variety Shows + Ex-Wife + Celebrities]
Zhou Qilin, an obscure actor who had been struggling in the entertainment industry, was invited by the production team to participate in a live-streamed remarriage reality show called "Reunion with Lover".
Even more outrageous is that he's actually bound to an "Ex-Wife Reconciliation System"!
System prompt:
This system will assist the host in reconciling with his ex-wife, Wang Shuiyao.
But she was the woman he had supported for three years, who turned her back on him and dumped him after becoming an overnight sensation.
Zhou Qilin sneered: "Sorry, I don't want her anymore."
System: "The composite item has not been used. An elimination procedure will be executed!"
Zhou Qilin: "Then I'll just use it on someone else's ex."
As a result, the art style completely went astray:
Yang Mu: "Why can you always say what's on my mind?"
Ya Ya: "The song you sang, my ex-husband never sang it for me."
Zhao Xiaodao: "Did you dream about me?"
Ex-wife: "Are you crazy?! I'm your ex-wife!"
System crash scream:
[Warning! You've flirted with the wrong person again!]
The whole internet is going crazy for it!
Others come to reconcile, but he comes to... get someone else's ex trending on social media!
Journalism student Yi Jingchen is hooked up to a wicked system, forcing him to debut as the center of a talent show. Yi Jingchen: "Can you help me debut as the center?" The system: "No, I'm just a melon-eating system that lets you get all the latest entertainment news anytime, anywhere!" Yi Jingchen, who's both a lousy singer and dancer, asks: How can I debut as the center of a melon-eating system? When Yi Jingchen eats melons, the whole world can hear his thoughts.
[Cultivation Livestream] [Single Female Lead] [School Beauty] [Public Display of Power] [Invincible]
The first chapter was a little slow, but the second chapter was incredibly exciting! By the way, could you please give me a bookshelf and a free gift? Thanks!
My name is Li Daoxuan. I am a junior Taoist priest on Wudang Mountain. Suddenly, I awakened a cultivation system and became the last cultivator on Earth.
Qi Refining, Foundation Building, Golden Core, Nascent Soul... True Understanding of Talismans, True Martial Steps, Lesser Five Elements Technique, Purple Heaven Divine Thunder, Zhou Tian Star Array, One Qi Transforms into Three Pure Ones, and so on, I gradually embarked on the path to immortality.
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My name is Su Xiaomeng. I am a top student and school beauty who scored 740 points in the college entrance examination. I chose to do live streaming because I was tired of my parents' pressure. I met the old-fashioned Taoist priest Li Daoxuan. My fans and I all thought he was silly and dull.
Until I saw him heal my seriously ill mother with a talisman, swallow a bolt of heavenly lightning, and casually subdue a giant white tiger, my worldview shattered. I cried and begged him to take me with him.
After that, I became Li Daoxuan's junior sister. I witnessed my senior brother extinguish the raging tsunami and the raging mountain fire. I also followed him to the Pacific Ocean to slay the dragon. My senior brother withstood a nuclear bomb with his bare body and broke an aircraft carrier with a single sword. He suppressed the whole world and dared not utter a sound. He was hailed as the True Immortal of Nuclear Bombs.
Ten thousand years later, I, Su Xiaomeng, with the Daoist name Qingyue and the title of Immortal Venerable of the Mortal World, will eternally follow my senior brother...
[Charismatic][Succubus][Crossdressing Male][No Female Lead][Anime Convention, Collaboration with Kairyu]
Su Ruo: 26 years old, a top student who graduated from a university, and currently a counselor at an ordinary university.
Orphaned, she is raising her two deceased best friend's daughters alone (the older sister is 15 years old, and the younger sister is 7 years old).
The youngest daughter was short of money due to illness, and that's when...
A best friend came up with a terrible idea: a cosplayer dressed as the popular female idol of Honkai Impact 3rd, Kagami Ryu, at a comic convention went viral online.
"Ahhh, the goddess Jingliu is so beautiful."
"What? You're telling me the internet sensation 'Mirror Stream Goddess' is a cross-dressing man?"
The entire internet: "..."
[StarCraft] + [1V1] + [Wood Ability] + [Planting] + [Pure Vegetables and Fruits Eliminate Radiation Pollution + Increase Pregnancy Value] + [Male Protagonist Extinct] + [Food Live Broadcast]
When Lin Man woke up, she found herself as the good-for-nothing real daughter who was framed by the fake daughter and thrown into a remote planet in the interstellar era.
The real daughter made a living by mining and died from excessive radiation contamination in her body. When she died, there were only 98 star coins in her computer account.
As the strongest wood element in a base in the apocalypse, Lin Man easily solved the radiation contamination in his body and quit his job to work hard to make money.
Just when she felt that she was making money too slowly, tens of millions of star coins suddenly appeared in her account, and the mastermind actually matched her with a husband.
My husband’s identity is actually the Imperial Marshal!
My cheap husband is rich and handsome, so it seems that this relationship is not impossible.
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One day, a mysterious trainer started a live broadcast on Starnet.
The vegetables and fruits she cultivated are unrivaled in both appearance and taste. They are also the oldest varieties. They can easily help people reduce radiation pollution levels and are also very effective against stubborn radiation.
Not only that, those fruits and vegetables can also increase a person’s fertility value and greatly improve the chances of a couple getting pregnant.
People throughout the empire are curious about the identity of this mysterious trainer.
Until the Marshal, whose pregnancy value was less than 1, took his wife's hand and announced the news of his wife's pregnancy.
[Relaxed daily life + food exploration + bickering couple + master of吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for roasting/criticizing) + becoming a god of relaxation]
Ever since I accidentally ate a poisoned cake, I, Chen Pin, a food delivery driver, have had an ancestor in my head.
A loli who calls herself the "God of Food" bombards you with high-intensity voice messages 24 hours a day.
"Foolish mortal! You call this food? This is pig swill!"
"Warning! Warning! Energy too low! This God of Cookery is about to go into hibernation, and you'll be doomed too!"
"Quick! Let's go eat at that restaurant that scores 90 points or higher! This food god can smell it!"
What can I do? I'm desperate too!
In order to please this aunt, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to check out the store.
As a result, I found parasites in my food at a high-end Japanese restaurant;
I detected industrial additives in this century-old brand.
I took the owner of the popular hot pot restaurant straight to the police station.
I really just wanted to find something delicious to eat to fill her mouth!
How did he become the "Living Yama" who strikes fear into the hearts of all unscrupulous restaurants?
Please, shut up, God of Cookery!
If I keep eating, the entire food and beverage industry will hunt me down!
[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]
(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)
Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…
"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"
Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"
"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"
Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."
"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"
Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."
My new work is out! Welcome to read my work on Tomato Novels. I hope you will enjoy it. Your support is my motivation for writing, and I will strive to tell every story well!
[A male protagonist with a mythical white tiger as his main character, a female protagonist who's always ready to fight anyone, interstellar travel + live streaming, farming]
Ye Qianxing, a planting expert (immortal), transmigrated to a barren interstellar world. ...