Li Hao, an ordinary IT worker, lives a dull life. His only hobby is to collect antiques. While strolling in an antique market, he was attracted by a mysterious old man and bought a seemingly ordinary ancient jade. Who knew that this jade pendant was a mysterious carrier connecting the myriad worlds? After an accident, it activated the "Myriad Worlds System" dormant in it. However, this system is not a cold and serious existence, but a mischievous and prank-loving "bad friend" type character. It always uses various weird tasks and challenges to "help" Li Hao improve his cultivation, claiming that this is a shortcut for him to grow quickly, but in fact it often pushes Li Hao into ridiculous and embarrassing situations.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for unlocking the Wanjie system! The novice gift package has been issued: Get the 'Primary Sword Control Technique', which allows you to fly with a sword for three full seconds!"

"What? Only three seconds?"

"That's very conscientious, okay! Do you know how many cultivators can't learn to control a sword in their entire lives? Besides, three seconds is enough for you to fall from the fifth floor, just thinking about it is exciting!"

In this way, Li Hao began his journey of cultivating immortals under the "guidance" of this wonderful system. He needs to complete all kinds of strange tasks, travel between the real world and the Wanjie Xiuxian world, collect spiritual objects, improve his cultivation, and balance work and life in reality.

In this process, Li Hao not only gradually discovered his potential, but also uncovered the major secrets behind the jade pendant and the system, as well as the quietly recovering aura and hidden Xiuxian forces in the real world... A ridiculous and interesting journey of cultivating immortals begins!

Shen Ye is reborn! In his last life, he missed his chance to awaken a Martial Soul, becoming nothing more than a stepping stone for the "Son of Destiny." He was betrayed by his girlfriend and met a tragic end, devoured by a horde of fierce beasts. This time, he won't make the same mistake.

With global catastrophe striking and the apocalypse descending, Shen Ye gets a second chance at life. He's back to reclaim what's rightfully his. He'll slap down the treacherous woman, reverse his luck, and awaken the very first and strongest Martial Soul on Earth. Weapon Martial Souls, creature Martial Souls, plant Martial Souls, natural Martial Souls, ability Martial Souls—they will all bow before his Martial Soul!

With thunder and lightning, a mysterious mobile game APP appeared on people's phones. Curious players came to the world of fighting spirits and looked at the monsters in front of them.

"Brothers, run quickly, this broken game does not block pain!" Zhou Yun discovered that he could practice in reality, so the sea blue star started a practice craze. One day, a purple gate appeared and countless monsters swarmed out.

"Oh my god, the game has invaded reality," people exclaimed. Players shouted out, and various fighting spirits were released from their bodies, or transformed into giants, or wind, fire, thunder and lightning. As the battle became more and more intense, until a scarlet gaze appeared on the purple gate.

Cultivators must survive nine levels of thunder tribulation, warriors must break through the shackles of their physical bodies, and magicians must build elemental temples. The protagonist's system can enhance three abilities regardless of the rules.

Is this normal cultivation? No, no, no, it's all about quirkiness, nonsensical antics, and dry humor!

[Slaying God] + [Merlin's Disciple] + [Single Female Lead] + [Already Completed Normally with a 9.3 Rating]

Shen Xuan, who yearns for magic, accidentally travels to a world of gods where Cthulhu has not yet arrived, and the place he travels to is the magical kingdom of England. Because of his extraordinary talent, he is accepted as a disciple by Merlin and taught carefully.

Magical elements are always close to him, and he can perform various difficult magics with ease. He is known as the darling of magic.

Not only that, Shen Xuan also created and transformed all kinds of strange magic.

【Transformation Magic】

"Who said that transformation magic can only change yourself? Ghost-faced King, change for me!"

The baby-voiced loli version of the Ghost Face King makes a ferocious baby voice.

Sleeping Magic

"Will the people of the Ancient God Church sleep? If they do, don't blame me... hehehe."

One of the three gods, the whispering one, transformed into a pink hair dryer and howled in a low voice.

【Displacement + Rebound Magic】

"A mere god thinks you can attack me? Catch up with my tail first, then attack me."

Lin Qiye: "Senior Brother..."

Shen Xuan: "I know I'm very strong, but don't call me Senior Brother, and don't call me Great Magician."

"Call me Master, understand?"

Uesugi Tetsu traveled to Japan and discovered that he could draw cards to transform into demons and monsters from historical legends.

Moreover, all the evil spirits and monsters in the world can turn into ashes after death, providing support for his next card drawing.

【Laughing Prajna】

[Onmyoji's evaluation: A little demon who scares children for fun. Only his body is slightly strong. Not a concern.]

【……】

【Hundred Eyes Ghost】

[Onmyoji's evaluation: Born with a hundred eyes, while possessing captivating illusions, he lacks physical strength. He poses little threat.]

【……】

【Guhuo Bird】

[Onmyoji's evaluation: A nine-headed demon, its fire incinerates everything, capable of transforming into a human form and entering the mortal world! Extremely threatening!]

【……】

【Zhu Jiuyin】

Onmyoji's evaluation: ...

The ordinary world that fell into the abyss thousands of years ago has surfaced and reconnected with the human world. This was originally a golden age of demons and strange stories.

The hegemons of the times since ancient times are eager to take the initiative - the Twelve Crowned Ones are ordered to travel the world; Shuten-doji arrives with a vast kingdom; Aoandon attempts to once again start the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons; the Warring States daimyos raise their flags and mobilize their armies...

Unfortunately, Uesugi Che, who also possessed countless demonic talents, opened his eyes and separated the yin and yang.

He shook his head and sighed:

"You only know how powerful I am now."

"But I don't know——"

"How many good brothers turned into a handful of ashes and fell on the road I came here."

That day, as you walked into work, you noticed a strange odor. Your limbs felt weak, your spirit drained, as if your body had been hollowed out...

You realized you'd caught the odor of work.

To dispel it, you decided to strengthen your body.

After returning home, you bought a copy of the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra" online.

Your deduction was successful!

The fake manual in your hand transformed into the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra: Jade Body Chapter."

You tried practicing, and found that the odor disappeared. A jade-like glow emanated from your body, a precious, righteous aura...

You effortlessly uprooted a ten-meter-long electric pole and swung it, fiddling with a stone block weighing hundreds of pounds like a collectible...

You continued shopping online for manuals.

The "Nine Yin Manual" transformed into the "Nine Yin Crazy Manual" in the blink of an eye. The

"Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises" became the "Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises: Innate Charging Pile Method."

"..."

In a parallel world, the spirit revived.

I was clearly holding a legitimate manual, so why was the resulting version so outrageous?!

Lu Yue pondered for a moment, then reached for the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" beside him.

[Fiction + Fantasy + Villain + Apocalypse + No System]

Jiang Xia accidentally discovers the secret of the approaching era of cultivation—

a revelation that brings him a fatal calamity.

Though he survives, he is reduced to nothing more than a pawn in another’s game...

Note: This story unfolds step by step, without an early bloodbath. If that’s not your taste, best not to complain.

After being bitten by a chameleon, Su Can’s body began to change—he gained the ability to regulate himself, absorb light energy, and harness the essence of the sun and moon.

From then on, he used the essence of the sun and moon to enlighten mountains, beasts, and marine life, embarking on a counterattack journey of roaming the mountains and braving the seas.

(Aura resurgence + leveling up + women influencing sword-drawing speed + the protagonist's self-centeredness) The spiritual tide revives, a grand era begins, and cultivation grants supreme power. Legends begin to loom. Worshipping gods and Buddhas brings boundless light, bringing enlightenment and rebirth; worshipping demons and ghosts brings strange, powerful, and unbridled power! But Zuo Xuanji worships neither immortals, demons, or ghosts, but himself! ...