[Crazy + Sharp-tongued + Table-flipping + Pranks + Multiple Women]
This top celebrity has serious mental health issues!
Gu Qi transmigrated to a parallel world. After eight years of not debuting, she finally landed a role in a variety show with a star-studded cast, only to unexpectedly become bound to the [Crazy Entertainment System]!
As long as the madness is exposed, you can earn points to draw various skill mastery and Earth's cultural and entertainment works.
When he participated in the slow-paced variety show "Longing for Peach Blossom Island".
As one guest after another appeared, Gu Qi was horrified. Were there even more experts?
What kind of monsters and demons are these? This show is a "monster spawner"!
Breaking Bad teacher Huang!
Chao Ge, the Demon Child Reborn!
Sect Ancestor, Singer, Dancer, and Rapist Kunkun!
Superb muscle definition horse +7!
......
In order not to fall behind, so...
During the show, Gu Qi's style gradually became more and more eccentric.
Showing off potato chips, drinking iced tea from a stemmed glass, singing "You're So Beautiful, Chicken" in the elevator!
He took a top-tier actress to a village to freeload a pig-slaughtering feast, and then spent the whole night in a hotel explaining calculus to her!
When others complimented Teacher Huang, he simply said, "A novice chef, proficient in everything, yet mastering nothing," winning over countless fans.
Teacher Huang was being lazy and instead taught fishing techniques. He then lashed out at the young cook's face with his fishing rod.
Chao: "I admit, Gu Qi is even crazier than me!"
Netizens commented: "With Gu Qi, a naturally gifted individual, these monsters and demons seem like normal humans after all!"
Gu Qi's fans trembled: "Brother, that's enough. You're very close to being a god now, but you're already very far from being human!"
Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead
Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".
As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.
The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;
The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;
The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;
The fourth one:
Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.
Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!
Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"
People gradually discovered:
Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...
My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...
City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?
After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!
Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...
Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!
【Wear! +Multiple female protagonists +Semi-daily life?】
Some time before the game starts
Wang Fan accidentally crossed the Starry Sky Railway and activated the selection system. As long as he made a choice, he could get a huge reward.
Encounter a bounty for your own portrait, triggering a choice
[1. Committing a crime against the law: As a lawless criminal, how can you be intimidated? Perform a performance art in public and shock the Immortal Boat a little! Reward (Sam Armor • Modified)]
2. Renowned: How can a mere famed immortal ship satisfy you? Let the deeds of the "Red Cape Man" resound throughout the universe! Completion reward (SCP Panacea)
[3. Share the joys and sorrows: Good brothers should share the joys and sorrows. How can you not think of your best friend when you are trying to make a name for yourself? Completion Reward (Devil Fruit Modified)]
As Wang Fan's "special" behavior spread widely in the universe, he finally revealed his identity on this day, which greatly increased the reputation of the Galaxy Hunter.
Elio: Thank you, your family!
Huang Quan: Suddenly there is one more reason to draw my sword!
Firefly: My explanation is pale and powerless, and your silence is deafening!
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A fool plays with the world in many ways, but if you don’t experience it yourself, how can you understand the ups and downs of life?
Let me help you! Since you like becoming Bai Hengheng so much, I will make your fake play real as you wish!
“Hehehehe…
Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!
[Slow-burn + slice-of-life + time travel + adventure + comedy + abstract... 100% no romance, at most physical contact!]
…It might not be very enjoyable at first, please watch patiently.
She was once the most sorrowful god in Teyvat.
Fukaros saved the people of Fontaine at the cost of the collapse of her divine throne, but in the last moment before her consciousness faded, she was swept into a deep-sea vortex by a monstrous wave—when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in an unknown world.
"Devil Fruit? Cursed Sea?"
The Celestial Dragons raised their shackles, intending to enslave the mermaids; the Four Emperors' warships crushed the coral palace; and thousands of meters below the ocean, ancient sea kings were gnawing at the sealing chains…
When the scales of judgment sink into the blue sea:
With a flick of her fingertips, the seawater of her womb transformed into a god-slaying weapon, engulfing Mary Geoise;
She wept and murmured, "The law can reforge the Seastone and suppress Blackbeard's Tremor Fruit."
She stood atop Noah's Ark and proclaimed to the four seas: "My name is Fucarus—this ocean will one day be restored to justice!"
...
Donghai, Windmill Village.
Funina: "Huh? I'm the Water Goddess! Really or not?"
(I wrote this as soon as I thought of it, and I'm running two instances at once!!)
(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)
Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)
After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.
He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.
Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.
Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.
Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!
Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.
I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.
Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.
I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.
Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?
Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!
He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!
What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?
Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?
Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!
Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!
Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!
Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!
(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)
(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)
Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"
It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.
I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.
No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!
Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.
Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.
"Mr. Xia Yu, as one of the most famous light novel writers, cartoonists, and anime producers, what do you think a good work should be?"
“The work must be able to convey the emotions of the work itself to the audience, allowing them to be moved while watching it and achieve a healing effect on their body and mind.”
"Which one are you talking about that causes depression?"
"It's the healing part." Xia Yu said as he recalled his previous works "Puella Magi Madoka Magica", "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", "Fate"...
Well! The main theme is a loyal hero! The main theme is an entire family being executed! It's especially healing!
(Including lovelive, K-ON!, One Rock, Oreimo, and Passerby. Characters from other anime will also appear. Because of the author's reasons, K-ON! and One Rock should be the most)
[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"