When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

Kamal looked at the black body of the person in front of him, and the heart was so black that water could flow out. "Open it up." "Uh, Lord Kamal, I just have the flu, isn't that bad?" "No, your heart is broken and needs a new one." Looking at Kamal with a serious face, Coric silently apologized for the patient lying on the operating table, then cut open his chest with a knife. Poof, blood splattered all over the two of them... "Look at you, you have been interning for a month, why haven't you learned the skills of opening up the chest yet?" Coric: "..." This is the story of a man with mediocre magical talent who opened up an alternative wizard upgrade path. Doctor Kamal's skills are really getting more and more bizarre... (with gold fingers but no system, fictional steam background)

[No System] + [Invincible Flow] + [Logical] + [Not Brainless] + [Extremely Fun] + [Intelligent] + [Humorous] + [Farming Flow]

He transmigrated into Naruto Uzumaki, but instead of inheriting Ashura's chakra, he was bound to all the memories of his "previous life" and nine years of compulsory education?

Faced with this feudal, backward world, and a world manipulated like a chessboard by a thousand-year-old dark force, Naruto smiled.

Friend, have you ever heard of the "imprint of thought"? Have you ever heard of productivity determining the superstructure?

Is art just like Patrick Star? Is my pain greater than yours?

Sorry, times have changed!

Observing the 'Shinra Tensei' and combining it with physics, a single [Law-level Singularity Compression] directly wiped out an island, silencing the entire world!

At the Five Kage Summit, he presented a PowerPoint presentation on "Ninja World Shareholding System Reform and Angel Round Financing," drawing on economic principles. The Raikage was so enraged that he flipped the table!

Faced with an 'economic blockade', we combined information technology and came up with [Blockchain·Vortex Coin], which can invalidate the centuries-old minting rights of a famous coin with a single sentence!

Examining the art of "talking it out" and combining it with sociology, we suddenly realize that the revolutionary program is: using chakra to drive the industrial revolution is the only truth. Talking it out is dead; long live the truth!

Sasuke: "I just awakened Wood Release..."

Naruto: "A global live stream has been arranged; remember to promote the products."

The Akatsuki members knelt down, pleading, "Boss, we're willing to work 996!"

The Otsutsuki fleet attacked, but then—

Naruto, lounging with his legs crossed on the moon base: "Three minutes. Get out of here, or become a specimen?"

Nine-Lama: I am now the Chief Energy Officer!

"Is art just Patrick Star?"

"No, art is—an explosion of truth!"

—Naruto, Song Yingxing, Uzumaki

[Eavesdropping on inner thoughts + cheat ability + beloved by the group] Note: There is a male lead!

There are two evils in the underworld: one is a flower, and the other is a book.

After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, developed intelligence, it relied on its innate abilities to eat melons and do nothing all day.

After a thousand years, a red spider lily transformed into human form. Yama, the King of Hell, seeing her promising talent, made an exception and appointed her as Meng Po's assistant.

She did a good job at first, but the longer it went on, the more bored she became.

Until one day, these two bumped into each other.

They became inseparable, and things quickly spiraled out of control. You gossiped, and I listened to stories; slowly, they became two scourges in the underworld, even stripping a passing dog bare of its fur.

Even the King of Hell is worried!

We might as well send these two back to Earth for a makeshift rebirth, but those two are no pushovers!

They caused chaos in the underworld, and before anyone knew it, the two were bound together.

Prime Minister's Residence

[Little Shushu, are you sure this is really my dad?! How can he betray his own daughter like this?!]

[Little Flower, I checked, he's your biological father...]

Old Man Yun: ....

[Little scholar, does our emperor know that the only princess he has ever loved and cherished throughout his life is not his child?]

[Little Flower, as far as I know, this old emperor never knew until his death that he had raised someone else's daughter his entire life.]

The Emperor: ......

[Huh? Little Flower, I've discovered I can access Yama's storage ring!]

Really? Little Bookworm, quick... quick, bring out some treasures so we can see...

King Yama: ...Where did my things go?

[Little Flower, this man is rich, handsome, and short-lived. Why don't you take him in?]

Yunhua: ...

"Ah, Honkai! You're stuck here now, aren't you? Is my body tight?" "Your body feels pretty good, give it to me!" [Heh, you high-dimensional human, you think taking my power will make you useful?] [From today onwards, I, the Honkai Will, will be your voice, I'll love every woman I see. Take your freedom and head to the grave of marriage!] (I changed the title and synopsis a bit, lol. I felt the previous one was too cumbersome.)

[A fantasy hit book, read by millions, incredibly exciting!] The down-and-out teenager Shen Haoxuan awakens the legendary Chaos Divine Body, cultivates the Chaos Domination Art, and masters the spirits of the five elements. From then on, he defies the will of heaven, condenses his immortal body, sweeps across the nine heavenly prodigies, dominates the universe, and reigns supreme!

New book "The Strongest Sect in History"!!!

My name is Fu Le, and I'm on Terra. A system has told me to run an internet cafe, and it even has a poster girl. Emperor: I declare L4D2 the most perfect game in the world, especially Black Carnival! Christen: Thanks to the inspiration from Titanfall 2. Starting today, Rhine Life will vigorously pursue Titan research and development... Deep Pool Flyer: Zig—bang! The villain is injured! Tracys: You think you can kill! Kill! Me! ... Beep—an urgent message: The Terran League of Legends All-Terra Finals you've subscribed to, the Rhode Island Esports Club vs. the Integrated Sports Esports Club, is about to begin. Click the link below to jump in and watch immediately. I'm just an internet cafe owner, I don't have their power, so... should I be held responsible for Terra's current state?

[Incredible luck + Lao Deng by your side + Average aptitude + Starting as a menial worker + Code + Filial piety + Just luck + Becoming an immortal in ten years]

First year of entry.

Wang Yao, have you established your foundation? Your progress is quite rapid.

Wang Yao: It was just luck.

Second year of entry.

Hey? Wang Yao, what happened to your Golden Core?

Wang Yao: Just good luck.

Three years of entry.

Holy shit! Yuanying? You’re a Yuanying!

Wang Yao: It was just luck.

…

Tenth year of entry.

Wang Yao, have you become an immortal already?! How did you cultivate?!

Wang Yao: Oh, it was just luck, just luck.

Across the land of Jiuzhou, countless immortals, demons, and spirits abound. Those with great powers can move mountains and seas, kick stars and step on the moon. Yang Ling, once a mortal, stumbled upon the "Heaven-Swallowing Relic" and embarked on the path of cultivation. From beginning to end, Yang Ling remained steadfast in his resolve, forging ahead with unwavering courage. Anyone who stood in his way would be slain without mercy! The Eight Talismans of Antiquity, the Ancient Sword Immortal, behemoth beasts of prehistoric times, mighty immortals, the Sky-Bearing Demon God, the Sky-Fighting Demon King—faced with this multitude of gods and Buddhas, he held no fear. My fate rests with me, not with the gods!

Endless magical weapons, miraculous and magnificent Taoist techniques, methods of becoming an immortal or a saint, and eternal giants of various religions, all are in "Swallowing the Sky".

The Human Sword Emperor rebelled against the God Emperor, and his entire clan was slain! The Sword Emperor's son, Xiao Chen, was reborn as a son-in-law of the Lin family, a derision for the world! Carrying the Sword Emperor's legacy, Xiao Chen merged with the Divine Tree and, step by step, fought his way back to the heavens, forging an immortal legend! The Divine Tree absorbed everything in the universe, bearing fruit, even sacred and divine objects! The Divine Tree devoured the Heavenly Demon, producing the Heavenly Demon Fruit! The Divine Tree devoured the Phoenix, producing the Phoenix Fruit! The Divine Tree devoured the Human King, producing the King Fruit! The Divine Tree devoured the Heavenly God, producing the Divine Fruit! ...