Li Yang takes over a fishing tackle company that is on the verge of bankruptcy.

I tried everything, but to no avail.

System Activation

A carbon fiber fishing rod as a reward!

Sending fishing rods to fishing bloggers resulted in consistently high catches and received widespread praise.

It instantly became a popular product.

When he was ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work...

A vehicle with military-grade license plates drove into the factory area…

"Fishing rod production ceases; they will be requisitioned as strategic resources!"

Li Yang: ???

Forced Transformation

result…

Fireworks for sale, to be requisitioned for precision-guided missiles!

Sell ​​paint, requisition it for stealth coating on fighter jets!

One day, Li Yang's identity was exposed.

The US is shocked!

"Sanction Yu Wei! Sanction Li Yang!"

Li Yang: It's just a private enterprise, why is it being sanctioned?

The author's composition is complex, and it also contains some elements of Honkai Impact 3rd. It is slightly ooc, so please don't criticize if you don't like it.

(This book is written by the author for himself. Those who don’t want to read it don’t have to.)

(It's just a joke, so just read it for fun. Don't take it too seriously.)

A middle school boy named Liu Heng was slapped to death by some idle End, and was sent to another world by the kind-hearted Imaginary Number Tree, who also gave him a role-playing system. Then, "Wow, isn't this the ancestor? This is taking off."

"C, who is this? Why does he have white hair?"

"Fuck, is this Skyfire so awesome when it's unsheathed?"

(The author is a student, so updates may be unstable, but the author promises that he will finish writing and will not stop updating. If the author really stops updating, it is likely that the author has lost his phone.)

A video recap system has arrived in Teyvat, showcasing tear-jerking moments and playing Frinna's storyline, including "The Sinner's Dance."

It brought tears to the eyes of both gods and men.

Ying: You have held on like this for five hundred years. Let me hug you.

Navilette: Thank you, I really enjoyed the five hundred years of the story.

Zhongli: I signed a contract with myself to save the country and kept it for five hundred years, which ultimately deceived the will of heaven. I respect all justice that needs to be practiced by myself. Even though the divine part has dissipated and the throne no longer exists, for the entire history of Fontaine, Funina is still a god of justice worthy of recognition.

Then the song "Broken Branches and Old Dreams" was played.

[The Great Compassion Tree King: Let the world completely forget me.]

Play [The Chapter of the Immortal Fox]

[Youlezhai, I was really happy, but now watching you leave, I still feel a little lonely.]

…

After all the tear-jerking PVs were played, everyone in Teyvat's eyes were swollen with pain!!!!!!

On the first day of Sang Yu's time travel, he was pulled into a strange live broadcast room.

In order to survive, she was forced to participate in the horror game.

"Ding, your system is online"

Just when Sang Yu thought he had secured a golden finger...

System: "Ding, welcome to bind to the Love Brain Strategy System."

While other players were progressing in the horror game, Sang Yu was forced to improve the favorability of the yandere ghost.

When other players are running away in fear from terrifying ghosts...

System: "See that scary monster? Go up and kiss him."

Sang Yu: “…”

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

【No CP】

Ever since a human fish cub appeared in prison, the ruthless criminals on Black Mercury, the ones everyone shunned, said: "Life is really too hard!" Fighting? Swearing? If you lead Luoluo astray, the East District boss will be the first to beat you up.

Lolo lacks new clothes?

The boss of the South District waved his hand, and immediately the cubs had all kinds of sweaters and skirts. All the bald beasts in the South District cried.

Lolo has no milk to drink?

The West District boss had a question mark face: Then go to the production, no, go find it!

There are always beasts in the North District drooling over the cubs, but they don't know that the object of their drool is actually thinking about their 108 ways of steaming, frying, stir-frying and boiling while holding up their chubby cheeks and blinking their big blue eyes every day.

She! Lolo! So fierce!

In order to feed the spoiled and gluttonous little Lolo, everyone on Black Mercury was busy as hell. They transformed the interstellar prison into a large-scale breeding base for birds and beasts (? ) and also forced hundreds of millions of interstellar viewers to become part of the army of cloud-raised cubs.

It is a story about a three-year-old mermaid cub who struggles to survive in a world full of sand sculptures.

[Bao, do you want to raise fish? The kind for three-year-olds.]

Su Qianqian was chosen by the system to be a vicious supporting actress in an alternate world, appearing beautiful for only seven days before disappearing. She believed her abilities would guarantee her mission, but unexpectedly, she unlocked a hidden attribute: a captivating, intoxicating fragrance. * Due to the Empire's fertility rate declining significantly over the past two years, authorities ordered the selection of five top-tier couples to participate in a live dating show to boost fertility. While the public had no objections, they were extremely resistant to Su Qianqian, even going so far as to go viral in their fight to replace her. Su Qianqian, expelled from the Su family for misconduct and subsequently expelled from Imperial Academy for her misdeeds, has a storied past, including publicly declaring her love for a beautiful Imperial woman. No one wants her on a dating show. On the first day of the dating variety show, the trolls were about to lash out at her, only to be met with a stunning beauty. Su Qianqian, intent on making everyone dislike her, diligently maintained her unpleasant persona, a task that only grew more terrifying the more she did. Why were all these people gazing at her with such fiery, wolf-like intensity? * When that scent, more alluring than any pheromone, appeared, the ABOs frantically sought to mark her as their own, but her glandless nature was unaffected, leaving her unable to react and unable to understand the reason behind their obsession. Wasn't she... just an ordinary modern person? Note: The setting is initially a dating variety show, and later a star-studded, heartthrob, and self-created ABO setting. The heroine lacks glands and travels through time, attracting both men and women. She's naive and sweet, and cheesy. Beware of the naive and cheesy ABO.

The main text is finished (there is no system, and there is no CP in the main text, so you can ship whoever you want, it is seriously ooc, has a lot of private settings, and is probably slow to warm up?) After Nishimiya Shizuka inherited the shrine from her grandmother-in-law Miko, she struggled for food every day. When will this life of having no food to eat end?

Just when they were in such a dire situation, Miss Jing picked up a deformed baby with two pairs of arms in the back mountain. The moment she picked up the child, a screen of barrage appeared in front of her eyes.

Shrine maiden Shizuka was brutally murdered? Is this child a future villain?

Jing thought it was God's gift to her, but in the end she still couldn't escape the disaster and said, "I'm going to go crazy!"

(It is divided into Heian-kyō and modern chapters. There are sweet stories and swords. All ooc stories are mine. I am an old man from the mortal world. I am a novice writer. There are bugs. Please be kind to me.)

[Live broadcast + childhood sweethearts + invincible female protagonist + silly writing]

Comprehensive article, funny article, cp5t5, non-all

Taozhi is a pay-to-win game anchor. In order to create a live broadcast effect, she never buys the right things when playing games, but only buys expensive ones.

Six Eyes and No Limits are the most expensive? Buy, buy, buy

Reversal technique, only 20 million, must be arranged

Domain expansion costs 100 million?!

Who wants to give you one of the ten free technique experience cards?

Read the guide:

1. The heroine is not very smart and may do a lot of stupid things.

2. Her backpack contains all kinds of props, and you can use money to exchange spells

3. The comments are all about the heroine, who spends a lot of money to become invincible

4. There may be a single arrow, cp5t5

5. Youwu, 175, 285 have different personalities, try to restore them as much as possible, apologies for ooc

6. It's called a strategy guide, but it's actually a piece of shit. It's a 50/50 split between career and love, and there's a battle of wits (?) with the general manager's department.

The idiot author missed a word in the title of the book, and forgot to type in the game! ! It can't be changed now!

This is a crazy product, no logic, written at random, no writing guidance is accepted.

Sohbo/Detective Conan/Prince of Tennis