Have you ever seen Boston at 4 a.m." Lin Yu asked a rhetorical question, and he started his journey of stealing jokes in the NBA. "This is the most difficult road!" KD, who was giving his acceptance speech in New York, looked confused and felt that this sentence was very familiar. "I want to take my...
Ding——The hatred collection system is bound!"
Hmm?
What is this?
You want me to collect hatred?
I am the younger brother of Konoha White Fang, a real decent person!
What?
Someone in Konoha wants to harm me?
Then I won't play with you!
As long as I can become stronger, what's wrong with being a villain?
I am the big villain in Naruto!
(Funny article, not time travel)
[Naruto + System + Passion + Funny + Villain + Decisive Killing]
One day, Wu Yu, a worker on Earth, was bound to the "two-dimensional villain" system.
After practicing for a hundred years in the 'World of Death', he successfully awakened the power of the NO.4 Ten Espada, the Arrancar!
Before I even started to experience the world, the crappy system once again randomly selected people from the second dimension to descend upon.
Good job!
This time, the world is actually Naruto? !
And it just happened to be the time when Hanzo and Danzo joined forces to plan the destruction of the 'Newborn Akatsuki'?
As a die-hard fan of Akatsuki,
Wu Yu could only do it reluctantly and kill the 'demigod'!
And he led Nagato and Konan to start his journey as a top villain! !
Zhong Chen traveled to the world of Spider, reincarnated into an earth dragon, and awakened the Wanjie Game System, allowing him to acquire various game skills.
As it happened, Spiderzi lived next door to him.
So the two bugs joined forces to kill the monsters in the entire Elro Labyrinth with cheese!
But I'm sorry, I, Zhong Chen, have enabled a plug-in!
Acquire the skill [Real Man Slash]
The defense is weakened, the attack power is greatly increased, and all enemies within the field of vision can be attacked at the same time!
Three thousand demon monkeys, I will kill them all for you.
Acquire the skill [Strong Hand Skull Crack]
It causes huge amounts of real damage to female monsters. In some games, the less armor a female has, the higher her defense is. That doesn't exist.
Acquire the skill [Heaven moves all things]
Drop huge star rocks, petrifying all enemies within range.
harm.
2.1 billion!
At this moment, the little spider on the side is already messy in the wind...
Earth Dragon, you are cheating!
After traveling through time and awakening the game system, Gu Meng is ready to show his skills and become a card player in the gaming world!
The first step starts with this love simulation game! Rich gameplay, touching plot, crazy material...
Ahaha, this game will definitely make me famous!
What, the game has a bug?
Why does the pure love game become an urban harem game after the bug is triggered?
My reputation!
No, I must avoid bugs next time!
The next one is a kingly martial arts role-playing game. The protagonist wants to uphold justice and be loyal to his heart. Under the suppression of the court, he guards the lonely city for decades and sacrifices his life for the country.
Tears in my eyes, I was moved by myself...
What? There is another bug?
The protagonist actually led the demon sect to overthrow the court?
Outrageous, it's against the Tiangang!
Come again! I will never admit defeat!
Make a true mythological battle 3A masterpiece. The protagonist will follow the guidance of the East and the West and achieve the right result again.
This time I have invested a lot of money and strive for excellence. There must be no bugs!
What? The Jade Emperor and Tathagata show their health bars?
Gu Meng couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he tried, so he gave up thinking:
"Forget it, don't worry about it. These are not bugs, but hidden gameplays that I carefully designed!"
“Handsome boy, I see that you have an extraordinary talent. You are a one-in-a-million football management genius. Maintaining world peace... No, the important task of saving Chinese football is left to you.”
“Are you kidding! Even God can’t do anything about this!”
“Who said I can’t do it? I just don’t have the time. I’ll give you a system, roll up your sleeves and work hard!”
“Save Chinese football? Haha, go wherever you want. With the system, I will get a promotion and a raise, become the head coach, become the general manager, marry a beautiful and rich woman, and reach the peak of my life…”
[Invincible from the start + easy and exciting + extreme protection + the style of the old master + sweeping away the enemy]
Qin Yuan traveled to a powerful secret realm in the fantasy world, and his first mission was to accept disciples for a million years!
The number of his disciples must be at least 800 if not a thousand!
And it has been carefully selected by the system!
He had repaired the supreme bone for his disciple, strengthened his double pupils, and given his disciple the Empress's Scripture, the Origin of the Elixir, the Origin of the Sword, and so on...
Later, as long as it could become a spirit, whether it was flowers, plants, willows, birds or beasts, as long as it could open its spiritual consciousness, he would accept it as his disciple.
Until this day, a million years have passed!
A terrifying powerful being with a soul strength of a million years and all kinds of supernatural powers has come out!
...
Afterwards, people gradually discovered that the Supreme Sword Master, the Supreme Alchemy Master, the Saint with Double Pupils...
Countless heroes descended on modern Earth, ushering in the Age of Heroes.
But no one knows that Wei Gong, Alaya's favorite nameless hero, has traveled to various eras and singularities
. When Jeanne was burned, he tried his best to save her.
When King Arthur and Mordred were loving and filial, he was trying to mediate the quarrel
. When the First Emperor sought the elixir, he was guided by him .
...
In the Oath Under the Snow, he fought for his sister and ended the Holy Grail War by crossing seven in one night. In the
Absolute Demonic Front, he fought side by side with the Hero King against the evil human Tiamat.
In the Grand Temple of Time, he taught the doctor the last magic of Goetia.
...
When everything is over, Wei Gong sacrificed everything of himself to restart the earth, and returned to his peaceful daily life after completing his mission as the savior.
As a result, Alaya released the [Biography of the Nameless Hero] to expose him!
Let everyone know that he is the nameless hero who silently protects mankind!
Wei Gong watched the video and seemed to hear a devilish voice-
"Master, you can't rest yet~"
Damn!
In the 58th year of Konoha.
When Kitagawa Gen sent his two teammates to the hospital and became Kakashi's first-generation apprentice, he finally got the novice gift pack that he had been waiting for 13 years.
But when he saw the contents of his gift pack, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought -
[Reward: Otsutsuki clan bloodline (blank)]
[Please develop it properly]
Since then, the already chaotic ninja world has become even more chaotic...
[Naruto + Double Wear + Passion + Humor + Decisive Killing]
Qin Han traveled to the Naruto world and became Danzo who was about to go to the Five Kage Talks. The scary thing was that he didn't master any of Danzo's ninjutsu.
What was even scarier was that he was also faced with a not-so-serious system.
[Ding Dong, Sam was still "vicious" and hurt people; now issuing a task, "The power of the strongest physical skill secret". Let her experience Konoha's strongest physical skill secret - Thousand Years of Killing! ]
However, none of this mattered. What frightened him the most was that everything happened under the watchful eyes of a pair of eyes! !