Wu Ruo died, and then he was reborn, reborn in his most useless, darkest, most hateful, and fattest time.

Forced into marriage, he was not only a useless person who couldn't cultivate, but he also needed help to get out of bed, was out of breath after walking a few steps, and got his butt stuck in the door when he went out. He was utterly useless and had reached new heights of obesity.

But--

He's already so fat, and they still want him to serve the emperor?

Oh shit.

Come on, grandpa, I'm going to crush you!

In this life, Wu Ruo decides to clear her name of all her past misdeeds while seeking revenge.

A college graduate, unable to find a job for three years, had to take the postgraduate entrance exam. After another three years of unemployment following his master's degree, he was forced to pursue a doctorate. Under the relentless pressure of classmates who jumped to their deaths every year because they couldn't graduate with their doctorates, this unfortunate, PhD-level nerdy guy finally endured the final stage of his academic life. Just as he was about to land his first lucrative job, he was abducted by aliens for human experimentation. But that wasn't the worst of it. Even worse, after being ruined by the aliens, he was abandoned on a planet with an unknown environment… Prologue – The Birth of a Nerdy Guy "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke rise, gathering into banners to slay the black dragon." Luo Yanqi is my name, but its meaning is definitely not as elegant as this poem my father wrote. My father was a heavy smoker, always puffing away. The first half of the poem, "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke," is purely a figment of his imagination. The second half of the sentence refers to a dog older than me. My father liked to take a deep drag of smoke and then blow it into the dog's nose, amusing himself by watching the dog struggle. The dog died when I was five. Despite my mother's strict prohibition, I ended up being the one blown into the dog's nose, which is why I absolutely hate smoking, especially secondhand smoke. In middle school, I gradually developed a dislike for men who smoke, and by high school, I hated men altogether. Unfortunately, as a human whose gender symbol is upward-pointing, I'm not very attractive to women, which means I have practically no friends. Besides finding solace in novels, comics, and games, I'm seen as a very eccentric person by others. People like me have an unflattering nickname from the Land of the Rising Sun—a shut-in!

…

New book: The Mantis Devours the Stars

The Swift Shadow Dragon brothers, who rule by trickery, have harmed countless real dragons in their quest to transform into Shadow Dragons.

Dragons will never be slaves, even if you provide them with food and lodging.

(Completed) A nobody in the harem with no background and no scheming actually became the Empress Dowager, who was revered by the entire court, causing a stir among the newcomers to the palace.

The younger generation: "Your Majesty, can you tell us how you managed to dominate the palace and rise to your current position?"

Su Mingyan: "...By giving up?"

......

Su Mingyan transmigrated and became a fifth-rank concubine in the imperial harem.

Upon realizing she'd transmigrated, her first instinct was to become a couch potato. A reborn tycoon seeking revenge and vying for favor? She'd cling to his powerful back and lie low. A transmigrated woman disguising herself as weak to gain the emperor's attention? She'd sit back, munching on melon seeds and watching the drama unfold. The empress and the imperial concubine schemed against each other, while she ate oranges and slacked off...

Su Mingyan: "Competing for favor is exhausting. Such complicated things are not suitable for a simple-minded person like me. I just want to daydream and get something for nothing."

Cui'er, the palace maid who served her, couldn't stand it anymore: "My lady, if this continues, you will be banished to the Cold Palace!"

Su Mingyan, who was just giving up, rolled over and even farted, indicating that she wasn't worried at all. She figured she could live anywhere, and the cold palace was quiet, which was perfect for a useless person like her.

Despite Su Mingyan's constant laziness, the cold palace days she had been hoping for never arrived. Instead, she rose through the ranks, from a lowly concubine to a high-ranking lady, then to a concubine, and finally to empress. Later, she became the respected empress dowager, enjoying lavish meals and living a very comfortable life.

Su Mingyan (scratching her butt): "Sure enough, these days, lying down and giving up is the right way."

[Multiple female leads + crossover anime + apocalypse + raising/raising a child + otherworld]

Good news, we've traveled through time!

Bad news, it's the end of the world.

Good news, I have my own system.

The bad news is, it's a dating system.

"You want me to fall in love in a world where a packet of instant noodles can do anything? Is it that your communication skills are flawed, or is it that my comprehension skills are flawed?"

This is the story of an ordinary person who transmigrates to a post-apocalyptic Japan, only to acquire a uniquely styled romance system, and incidentally, slay some Japanese devils.

(This story is rather hardcore; those who dislike this genre or have a strong aversion to such content should not read it. The author expresses gratitude in this regard.)

In the future, death is not allowed.

Everyone can be resurrected by a spell called 'Resurrection'.

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I'm dead.

Inexplicably, I was resurrected in a mysterious prison using a 'resurrection technique'.

The prison has a variety of torture instruments.

Every day I would be tortured to death by these torture instruments, and then resurrected to continue being tortured.

And it's not just me.

There are many people like me in this prison.

Some of these people have even been tortured for thousands of years.

We can neither live nor die, and we can never rest in peace.

…

I have to find a way to escape...

Li Ge was struck by lightning and reincarnated into the Marvel universe. When he unraveled the mystery of his birth, he awakened his mutant abilities.

Design everything! Manifest everything!

Having drastically modified elements from various fantasy worlds of his past life according to his own ideas, what kind of upheaval will Li Ge cause in this chaotic world by spreading all of this?

(The timeline is based on the needs of the plot)

A distant land beyond the universe, an ancient and indescribable homeland.

The origin of ancient evil creatures.

A mad universe that can even distort gods.

The last bloodline of humanity.

Struggling in a world called the Bizarre Kingdom.

The restless old days intend to connect them together and swallow them up as they travel through the starry universe to distant planets.

……………

Final version overview.

It was my first time on a plane, and for some reason, I fell asleep right after takeoff. When I woke up, the plane, which was originally full, was now only filled with fifteen people. The captain and flight attendants had disappeared. Outside the window was endless darkness, and all I could hear was the piercing roar of the plane's engines.

"Welcome aboard Howling Flight. There are fifteen people on board, and only a few will make it off alive!"

So, everyone, cry out! Tremble! And strive to live on!

"That night, the princess was stuck against the wall, and I pulled her out. She then offered to nourish me with elixirs..."

"You agree?"

"How could that be! I, Ding Sui'an, a dignified seven-foot man, would never sell myself for a few pills!" Ding Sui'an took out a Gathering Pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth, saying righteously, "Self-reliance and self-improvement are my bottom line as a person!"

"Then where did you get this Gathering Pill?"