【Slice of Life】【Single Female Lead】【Super Sweet】
"My name is Lin En. I’m a hero… or rather, I used to be one."
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From the ruins, a crackling radio blares:
"Hero Lin En has murdered his former comrades! The Hero Association fought valiantly—13 S-class heroes, all perished... The Federation hereby sentences Lin En for crimes against humanity! A nationwide manhunt is underway!"
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On a stormy night, retired Demon Queen Clea opens her door—
Her old nemesis stands drenched in blood in the rain, eyes blank, head hanging low, and whispers:
"I’m sorry... I don’t know where else to go..."
On an odd impulse, she lets the lunatic in.
And discovers… she’s taken in a total menace.
He eats her food, lives in her house, spends her money—and worse… he… he…
Ugh! I hate my husband the most!
—
"Hero, humanity is in danger again. Aren’t you going to save them?"
"Who?"
"Humanity..."
"...What’s that?"
"I said—never mind."
Clea looks helplessly at the man hogging her couch, tugs at his cheek, and sighs:
"I’m hungry. Let’s go eat."
Lin En pulls her into his arms with a smirk, leans down and whispers by her ear:
"Let’s make dinner first, then we can eat~"
Saving the world? Not as sweet as holding my wife.
[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]
Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.
Effects after various apps mutate:
Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.
Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.
Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!
Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.
Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!
Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........
"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."
"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"
His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."
Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"
Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"
This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.
"Introduction: At the age of one, her prodigal father threatened to wean her, so she was forced to debut as a voice actor (voicing a crying baby).
At the age of two, because she was too cute, she was invited to star in various infant and toddler commercials, and became popular.
At the age of three,
she was the same as above.
At the age of four, she was the same as above. She became more and more cute, and her popularity continued to rise. At the age of five, she was the same as above... Holy shit, there are extraordinary people in this world?!
Meow meow meow? Where is the everyday style!
Involved in: The Quintessential Quintuplets, Bunny Girl Senpai, Oregairu, My Sister, Girls' Number"
Soaking in lava, sleeping in an Ancient Killing Formation;
Traversing alternative worlds in a heavy armored vehicle;
Riding a Gundam Sentinel and slaying immortals with Godzilla...
I got myself a stat system, and from then on, I only beefed up my defense!
I just can't help it, I'm afraid of pain! The Daluo Golden Immortals of other worlds are all really fierce, and all of them know super ultimate move with infinite power. They have little meetings every day to discuss how to break through my defense.
I really don't know why they're so obsessed.
Emperor God: I am not a god!
Erebus, Lorgar: Yes, yes, you are human!
When the Yellow Skin Cult was developed and promoted, the best-selling item was the Golden Throne Mummy Statue!
Perturabo fights to protect his family!
Conrad Coates is no longer autistic and just wants to commit suicide.
Magnus would lose not one eye but two.
Guilliman looked at his mother who was abducted by the Word Bearers, and his descendants who were wearing pendants decorated with the Yellow Skin Cult!
Angron casually wears the Butcher's Nails.
The God-Emperor said to the abstract Primarchs below: I love you children.
Then he turned around and swung his psychic whip to turn the hung Erebus and Lorgar into spinning tops!
This book is also known as "The Yellow Skin Understands Human Nature", "The Family Harmony of the Primarchs", and "The Story of Erebus's Becoming a God"
"The Word Bearers are here to snatch people again! 》《The Emperor is retiring! 》《Erebus must die! 》
"According to Heimerdinger, by implanting microcomputers into the human body and adjusting the expression and expression relationship between genes and the body, we can gain abilities close to those of gods."
Jiang Fan, who was already sitting in the position of the wall-climber, stroked his chin and muttered softly,
"This is a really good idea. Why not call it the God-making Project!"
I am the conscience of the United States, a policeman with a unique painting style.
He doesn't smoke or drink, has a good lifestyle, and likes to read books, sweep the floor, and catch criminals to reform Rotom.
Many residents said that I was frivolous and not serious at all, and that I was not serious enough as a police officer should be.
There have always been a lot of letters reporting on me, but they were basically written by criminals I brought to justice.
The criminals who tortured the elves until they were covered in bruises accused me of lynching them.
The criminals who used the Afro-capped buffalo to create chaos accused me of letting the buffalo hit them.
Criminals who use superpowered moves to brainwash Pokémons report me for kidnapping all their Pokémons.
I received a lot of criticism from Miss Junsha for this, but I didn't care.
We always tie one of our hands
【Relaxed】【Invincible Stream】【Humorous】
Qin Luo transmigrated to a world of cultivation overrun by demons and monsters. To protect himself, he came to Longhu Temple to apprentice and learn skills, but unexpectedly, his master was a fake Taoist who swindled people.
In the first year, his master told Qin Luo to meditate and cultivate. He sat in introspection and merged with the foundation of the Great Dao.
In the second year, his master told Qin Luo to be thrifty. He ate the mist and drank the dew, and his physical body became impervious to all methods.
In the third year, his master told Qin Luo to be down-to-earth. He traveled thousands of miles and comprehended the technique of Shrinking the Ground into an Inch.
Master: The Great Dao is simple, enlightenment is natural.
Qin Luo: I understand.
Al transmigrates into the One Piece world and awakens the Mystic Creation System—a system that grants him power whenever he creates legendary figures!
However… this system is a bit unreliable.
Left with no choice, Al unleashes his imagination.
Right from the start, he creates the Three Seafood Admirals, leaving Sengoku utterly dumbfounded!
And this is just the beginning of the madness!
The Buddha of Crab Nation!
The One-Eyed Demon King, Ruffian Beard!
The One-Armed Yonko, Tonks!
...
As one legendary figure after another manifests in the One Piece world, the world is shaken to its core!
Kaido: "I’m supposed to be the strongest creature, but a cat just pinned me to the ground—can you believe this?!"
Whitebeard: "That one-eyed brat, stay away from my family!"
Shanks: "Put my daughter down, you bastard!"
The Five Elders: "Bikini Bottom is invading the Holy Land! Call for Imu-sama immediately!"
What? Imu-sama… also knelt?!
That’s it. The world is doomed.
Unknowingly, Al’s creations have already taken over the entire world!
Han Qiwu got a farming system similar to Stardew Valley. He can get high-quality loot when farming, fishing, and mining in his own fields. At the same time, he can also make various ultra-high-quality agricultural equipment, and he is enjoying the brand-new version loaded with the Oriental Mod!
In March, peach blossoms bloom, and they are picked and brewed into peach blossom wine.
In May, loquats are ripe, and they are made into loquat cakes.
The spring pigeons are singing on the roof, and the apricot flowers are white by the village.
Learn recipes from Shennong and exchange pets with Chiyou.
Farming games are really fun, but playing them is really hard!
Fortunately, Han Qiwu gradually found the fun of hard work in his exploration...