[Silly Sculpture + Invincible + Multiple Rebirths + Cool Article + Lao Liu]
[Also: This is not a dog-licking article!]
Shen Zhao, who traveled to the Xianwu Continent, was forcibly assigned by the system and humbly licked the empress for nine generations.
However, his self-righteous sincerity could move the entire cultivation world, but it could not warm the cold heart of the empress, and in the end he died tragically at the hands of the empress and her little puppy.
Until the ninth life's death, Shen Zhao cursed and crushed the system...
After being reborn again, Shen Zhao decisively left the company and ran away, but the empress became anxious.
Kitahara Kaede, a super Kage, just wants to slack off. One day, a chat system for all worlds was activated. Kakashi, Might Guy, Senju Tobirama, Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara, the Third Tsuchikage, Namikaze Minato, and Uzumaki Naruto all joined. This chat system can broadcast Kitahara Kaede's whereabouts for three hours every day. Then during the Chunin Exam, the extremely difficult written test shocked everyone. Senju Hashirama: Did you pick the wrong questions for the Chunin Exam? I don't know any of them. Senju Tobirama: Big brother, I asked you to read more books. You shouldn't be unable to answer these questions... *, who can answer these questions! Uchiha Madara: Humph, Konoha is useless without me! Might Guy: Neji, don't make an enemy of Kitahara Kaede. Minato: Come on, Mingbao, Daddy loves you. Naruto: So, I can't understand any of the questions. So everyone took a peek at Kitahara Kaede's...
Thanos arrived on Earth, bewildered. Are all the people on Earth so strong now? Can any kid fight me? Everyone has Vibranium nano-armor?
What, this is civilian equipment?
Hey, you have no moral principles. You are so powerful yet you still fight in a group.
Earth Parliament: The next topic is whether or not to help our compatriots in other parallel universes eliminate the destroyers of the cosmic order.
Dormammu: I don't want to play anymore. You guys are bullying the honest people!
Lucifer: Move, move, move quickly, the people on Earth are too violent.
This is a Marvel Universe that is slowly being ruined, a Marvel Universe where no number has appeared, and no one knows where it will go...
Wang Teng traveled through time and space. He'd been in the same class as Tony Stark since childhood. He'd once beaten Nini so badly that she cried for her daddy. Why else do you think Tony kept practicing boxing and martial arts as he grew up? Did he really think it was for fitness? It was all about revenge, just to meet that man one day. Although the two hadn't met since their teenage years, Wang Teng fled to Maple Leaf Country, bought an island, and lived out his life as a farmer...
[System + Cool Story + Dark and Dark + Villain + Bad Boy + Empress + Invincible + Funny]
The original title of this book is: "The Villain's Thoughts Were Overheard, and the Heroine Collapsed", "Villain: As Soon As I Crossed Over, You Made Me Die"
Su Yu traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became a rich, handsome and holy son in a book.
It was supposed to be a perfect start, but he was designed to be the heroine's loyal bootlicker, and the "big villain" who died the most miserable death.
Su Yu simply quit the job.
[Ding, the villain system has been successfully upgraded to the bad villain system! ]
[As long as the host plays badly, they can gain attribute points, and as long as they play the villain, they can get rewards. ]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the ultimate cultivation technique: Xuantian Chaos Dao Sutra]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Immortal Level Talent: The Power of Revealing the Heart's Voice.]
......
Ever since Su Yu insisted on playing badly and used his ability to reveal his thoughts, he found that the plot began to get out of control.
The attitudes of the heroines in the story towards him changed drastically.
The beautiful goddess of the Moon Palace said: "This Yin-Yang Divine Fruit was obtained by Yue Chan in the secret realm. I am willing to share it with the Holy Son!"
The enchanting and charming Nine-tailed Fox said: "Brother Yu, it's been five years, and we finally meet again. Jiuer really missed you."
The arrogant and cold junior sister said: "Brother, Yuyan was ignorant before. I can't repay your life-saving grace. I am willing to repay you with my body!"
......
What's more, the system unexpectedly gave him a great assist and rewarded him with a fairy-level skill to test him.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Peng Zu Immortal Scripture."]
"System, are you forcing this Saint Son to wake up and take power, and then get drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman? Tell me earlier!"
"Multiple female protagonists + no system + funny"
"You mean Xiu? Let me tell you, that guy is simply..."
Kevin glanced at someone who was walking towards him and changed the subject:
“He’s literally my best brother.”
………
"Xiu? Why are you asking that? Don't mention that guy in front of me."
Mobius was rubbing the doll in his arms that looked exactly like a certain guy.
"You're so powerful, why don't you just die outside..."
………
Eden: "Xiu is very knowledgeable about various musical instruments and wine as well. It seems like he knows everything."
"It's just... if only you could stay with me a little longer."
………
Ying: "Xiu? Is there anything he wants me to do?"
"Well, okay, I'll listen to him."
………
Bronya: "Captain, you promised to make time to play games with me. Where has he gone again?..."
………
Mei: “The captain is very gentle and reliable, and he’s also an amazing cook.
"Well, I have to work harder, otherwise in the future... Sorry, I was thinking too far ahead."
………
Kiana: "I didn't expect the Captain and that stinky dad were actually friends..."
"I don't care. It's useless even if my stinky dad objects!"
………
Gray Xiu: "Well...Brother Xiu said he was Dad's father, so...I should actually call Brother Xiu Xiu...Grandpa?"
Xiu: "I was just joking, don't believe me..."
"What? You've already told Hen?"
"It's over, someone is going to die..."
………
(Note: This game has some Titanfall elements, but it won’t affect your viewing experience if you don’t understand them at all)
No one would have expected that the 22-and-a-half-year-old Fang Sheng would wake up and become the top young star on Blue Star.
The good news is that he became famous because of his looks.
Bad news, the Holy Body is the one who takes the blame.
"Since I'm here, it doesn't matter where I hang out." Fang Sheng, who is a gangster by nature, quickly accepted the reality.
I went to film a variety show, and when I opened my mouth, it accidentally turned into a "mean" documentary. But... what does it mean that being sharp-tongued is more popular?
Going to act, without any acting skills, you can only act cool. You say... this is the definition of oriental charm?
In the entertainment industry, Fang Sheng only wanted to fill out a simple form, but on this day, he received an invitation to perform at the Spring Festival Gala...
[It's still a fantasy entertainment with a bad protagonist, funny and slightly crazy]
【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】
After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.
Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?
At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.
The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!
Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...
What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!
The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!
At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.
The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!
After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!
In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.
The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!
Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?
The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!
Hyperion, a mysterious ship that travels through the sea of quantum, spans time, travels through space, and sails through various worlds. Unknowingly, more and more people are on board...
Kiana: "Captain, why is there one more!"
Mei: "Captain, can you explain this new sister?"
Bronya: "You playboy, go to Siberia and dig potatoes!"
Jizi: "Captain, what's the situation with this person who looks so much like me?"
…
Captain (sweating): "Ahem, I just want to give you a warm home. Let's talk it over. Put down the Nameless Realm and the Clear and Condensed Realm in your hands first..."
(Multiple female protagonists) (Bengtie + Bengsan) (Relaxed daily life)
(Received: Xiadie, Alicia, Aglaia, Tirispios, Mebius, Eden)
What is it like to come to Omphalos and unlock the pleasure system?
"What? You want me to hug Xiadie? System, you want me to die and then find a new host, right?"
But fortunately, someone was very powerful and managed to complete the task.
As a result, he got a butterfly that begged him to hug it every day.
The three little Tibaos are so cute, but they are too small and can’t do anything. It would be great if they could grow up.
[Yes, the host has it]
Looking at the two-star big Tibao in front of me that can change size at will, it is so delicious.
What? I heard the Star Train stopped outside Omphalos?
OK, OK.
"Dear Walter Yang, isn't my Skyfire Judgment very handsome?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Otto~"
"Oh? Black Swan seems to have noticed me."
It seems that she only cares about food and not punishment, and even invited herself to be her dance partner.
"The Dance of Eternal Calamity 2.0"
One day, he came to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd.
He also picked up little Ai Li who had just fallen from the sky, and his mission was to raise her!
Let him suffer this kind of pain. If he doesn’t go to hell, who will?
But after growing up, Alicia's relationship with him seemed a little different.
[Marine Headquarters, Marineford — seven years after the God Valley Incident]
“Begin the plan!”
“We must stabilize this sea before the true storms rise!”
“Bazell, do you have the confidence to complete the mission entrusted to you by the organization?”
Master of Rokushiki, naval admiral’s close associate, Bazell, answered solemnly: “Admiral Sengoku, I will never let the organization down.”
—【New World, Sea Circle Calendar Year 1492】—
The time-traveler Amatsuki Toki said: “Bazell-kun, quickly eat this Devil Fruit, then defeat the enemy!”
Bazell silently ate the Yamata-no-Orochi Fruit.
As long as he ate this fruit, Kurozumi Orochi would have only one life!
As long as he married Amatsuki Toki, Kozuki Momonosuke would never appear!
“This is fate drifting through the bends, Momonosuke.”
—【Years Later, the Final Island Raftel】—
The flag of the Beasts Pirates fluttered in the wind. Bazell raised his head to the sky, his expression complicated.
“Marshal, if you don’t reel me in now, I’ll end up as the Pirate King…”
—Keywords: [True Yamata-no-Orochi], [Calamity of the Beasts Pirates], [New World], [Nika Serpent God], [Kaido’s Drinking Companion], [Liberated Warrior Bazell], [Rocks].