"It's over! Teacher Wei'an, I failed again! I added the Lucien flower, Morpheus sand, and the Seven Luminaries according to the exact recipe sequence. The Moon and Aries were conjunct and ascending, the phases were harmonious, and the moist star matter wasn't dissipated, yet why did the potion still die?" "The astrological signs were correct, but the water vapor escaped during the ascending palace, and the fire wasn't heated during the water division. In this case, you should seal the earth first to solidify the form, then invite fire to transform it. This is called... closing the door to the earth first, then opening the door to the sky." "Sealing the earth... is it prepared using the Four Elements Method?" Faced with Teacher Wei'an, the enigmatic teacher in the academy, yet no one dared to provoke him, the girl was stunned for a moment before mustering the courage to ask. "But the 'Hermi Alchemical Guidelines' don't record this kind of sequence. Teacher, are these alchemical techniques you're talking about the ones you learned through secret training in the church?" Wei'an shook his head. "...

Who should we cast in the anime "Mygo"? Kamijou Mutsuki says he's the perfect voice actor! And it's not just Mygo... [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] Tang Keke: "So that's why you're filming 'Tang Keke' for us?" (In reality, no one except the protagonist has supernatural powers.)

【Light and funny】【Group portrait】【Urban daily】【No system】

I am a morally bankrupt zombie.

I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.

I am a student with bad behavior.

I am a domineering star.

I am an immortal obsessed with lust.

I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.

…

I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!

I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.

Cutting in line, jumping the queue, overtaking on the wrong side of the road, following a car with high beams on, using ETC on the highway, parking in the middle of the road to pick up children, blocking the exit of a parking space...

On the streets, such uncivilized and bad behavior is everywhere.

People say: "If you are patient, the sky will be wide open; if you take a step back, the sea will be calm!"

But Gu Yin thought: "If you endure it for a while, you will get breast hyperplasia, but if you take a step back, your spinal canal will be blocked!"

It's not easy for anyone in this society. Life and work are already stressful enough to make people breathless. Who doesn't try their best to earn a few dollars?

You want me to drive a car and swallow my anger?

No way!

In one sentence: "It doesn't matter if you have a Porsche worth millions or a Rolls-Royce worth tens of millions, as long as you cut in line, never brake!"

Not convinced?

Go for insurance!

You think I'm giving you 3,000-4,000 yuan per year for full insurance?

For Chen Cheng, the "standing on one's own feet at the age of thirty" refers to the interest rate.

From 3,000, 100,000, 1 million, 10 million, to hundreds of millions...

More and more principal, a steady stream of interest.

The way money makes money and interest makes compound interest makes Chen Cheng sigh:

I can never spend all this money! I can never spend all of it! I can never spend all of it in my lifetime!

Urban God + Harem + Daily Life + Multiple Female Leads

Du Ze is middle-aged and has just celebrated his 30th birthday. He is divorced and unemployed.

However, when he was in desperation, a "Godly Rich Game" APP appeared on his mobile phone.

Create an account and get 10 consecutive draws, and win millions in cash!

Du Ze originally thought this was just a game...

The next day...

"Dear customer, 1,000,000.00 yuan has been credited to your bank card with the last number 9896!"

When the game of the rich became a reality, Du Ze sighed: "Getting married? What the hell! Driving the best car, dating the prettiest girls, wouldn't that be a great life?"

Next to the witch cultists, Natsuki Subaru defeated the invading witch cult with an invincible roll and 'Hunting Giants'. In front of the Warcraft battle line, Fujimaru Ritsuka raised his staff high, and the meteorites that fell from the sky defeated the invading Warcraft. Amid the black bullets, Tina, holding Ada Wong's heart-warming bazooka, shot the gastrula one by one. In the Internet cafe, some people fought for the oil fields. On campus, some fought for the Alliance, some for the Horde, and some for Demacia. On the battlefield of Terra, 'Heaven's Movement' changed the situation. In the abyss of Teyvat, 'Song of the Tide' shattered the shield of the Apostle of the Abyss. Although I left the game, I will never regret saving that girl. But before that... "Network administrator, add another hour." "I've told you so many times, I'm the owner of this Internet cafe, not the network administrator." PS: The author has a complex background and plays all kinds of games. Feel free to use game and anime memes in this book, but don't provoke a fight~

[Curse Return + Heaven and Curse Binding + Eight Gates of Dunjia + Ultimate Physical Body + Single Female Lead + Daily Life]

Traveling through the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, Zenin Jinsuke was unilaterally bound by God the moment he was born, becoming a person without cursed power.

Fortunately, he was not the only one who was bound, there was also his unlucky younger brother Chanyuan Shener.

Just when the two brothers were planning to use their superhuman bodies to live a life of luxury, Zenin Shinsuke discovered a golden Eight Gates Ninjutsu appearing in his mind...

Zenyuan Shen'er: "We are both bound by heaven and curse! Why are you so strong?"

Zenin Maki: "Cousin... No! It's Master! Master, please teach me a stronger Taijutsu!"

Zenin Jinsuke: "Foolish Oudoudou and your foolish apprentice, it's time to let the world of curses understand that only physical skills are above all else!"

......

Gojo Satoru: "Without cursed energy, how could it be so powerful?"

Special-grade cursed spirit: "I was killed instantly by an ordinary person without any cursed power?"

Ryoumen Sukuna: "I'm sorry... I couldn't satisfy you..."

Qin Wen, who traveled to another world, was alone and extremely poor.

The only exorcism agency that can be used is on the verge of bankruptcy!

Just when Qin Wen was hesitating whether to change his career and run a foot massage shop, the laptop that suddenly turned on changed everything.

All kinds of bizarre events, all kinds of strange characters, and confusing and bizarre conspiracies began to appear frequently...

As long as Qin Wen completes these tasks of varying difficulty, he and his firm can continue to improve.

As the firm becomes more and more famous, Qin Wen gradually discovers a shocking mystery about himself!

Rumor has it.

There is a firm that everyone who has been there says is super professional!

But for some reason, they never had any returning customers...