That year, the expelled student Charlene Gold returned with Pokémon, trampled the Minister of Magic under his feet in front of Dumbledore, and pointed his wand at his head.
That year, Voldemort intended to steal the Sorcerer's Stone, and Harry Potter commanded Pikachu to fight Quirrell for three hundred rounds.
That year, the secret room was opened, and the basilisk that stared at someone's pregnancy revived. Kirby narrowed his eyes and talked in his sleep, tearing apart the basilisk with his hands.
A few years later, when the resurrected Voldemort and his Death Eaters bravely broke into Hogwarts, they were defeated by hundreds of wizard trainers.
Harry Potter was reborn from the ashes and shouted from the ashes:
"Ron, this thing is much better than a wand!"
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This book is also known as "Harry Potter and the Pokémon" and "Hogwarts Pokémon Academy"
Awakening the game producer system, Chen Ba is determined to become the godfather of games and create a new era of video games!
But he soon discovered something was wrong...
Why do the games you make yourself always have weird bugs?
A good love simulator can actually conquer other players and turn it into a social dating software?
It's a good fighting game, but you can actually use skills to attack the opponent's graphics card, thereby making the opponent's computer black screen and win?
Facing the players' questioning, Chen Ba replied seriously: "This is not a bug, this is just a game feature, yes! This is how I designed it..."
Players: Please stop being so harsh!
As a castrated remnant of the talent show era, Gu Huaian, who had never debuted in the entertainment industry, finally accepted an announcement about being in love with a variety show, and unexpectedly awakened a [grounding energy] system.
If your down-to-earth skills are exposed in front of the camera, you will receive bonuses in singing, music theory, and acting skills, as well as various other world lyrics and music libraries as rewards!
then……
During the romance show, Gu Huaian, who is responsible for the appearance of the show, gradually lost his style in style!
Eat melon seeds, show off potato chips, and take female celebrities to eat at roadside stalls!
Play basketball at the entrance of the village, have pig-killing rice, and dance in the square with female guests!
Do you need to eat fat-reducing meals to be a celebrity?
nonexistent!
Big mouthful of noodle buns, a huge hit of carbohydrates!
Should you take small sips of caviar and savor it slowly?
Gu Huaian: "Is there any mistake? Who can eat this amount? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think that I can't afford it. Take another can, one for each person!"
It’s hard to imagine that such a handsome young man could be so down-to-earth and full of contrast!
Originally, because of his down-to-earth attitude, Gu Huaian had no intention of successfully holding hands with the female guest. Who knew...
During the hand-holding session at the end of the show, all the female guests actually chose him!
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Question: How to run a script killing shop?
Jiang Qi: Simple.
You only need to have a script killing shop first, and then let the characters in the script killing come out to be your DM (script killing host), and then you can run a script killing shop correctly.
At first, Jiang Qi thought he was playing a business card game and the store he ran was a script-killing store.
Later he found out it was actually a restaurant.
A large amusement park with restaurants.
A shopping mall with rides and restaurants.
A resort with shopping mall rides and restaurants.
Jiang Qi:?
Does anyone still remember that I actually opened a script killing shop?
Game guide:
1. This game is a card game. There will be no penalty for mission failure. Players are asked to focus on cards and missions as a supplement, and work hard to collect cards.
2. Cards can be upgraded to a maximum of three stars. Players are asked to work hard to upgrade their cards.
3. This game has a high degree of freedom, players are welcome to explore on their own.
4. All interpretation rights belong to the game.
Oreki was admitted to a highly educated high school and placed in Class A.
With his keen sense, he quickly understood what was different about this school.
Just when you feel troublesome, you wake up the system and you can get super power rewards by completing tasks.
Teleportation can allow him to go home and fall in love at any time, and transparency can eliminate his sense of existence.
This life seems good and very energy efficient.
Then I got telepathy.
Sakayanagi Yusu: This school is so boring, but Oreki-san is very interesting. You can [play] with him.
Horikita Suzune: Oreki, who doesn’t study at all, got higher scores than me. Sure enough, I didn’t work hard enough! I studied for 16 hours today.
Karuizawa Megumi: Houtarou, thank you for saving me when I was in junior high school. Please date me on the condition of marriage!
Kushida Kikyo (regret): Clothes can’t retain fingerprints at all, so I just gave them away for free? ! (angry)
"..."
So you usually act serious, but in the end you are thinking about this?
After traveling through time for more than ten years, I finally awakened my own plug-in - a playing system that allows you to gain abilities by playing characters in endless dimensions. Izumi Qianyu thought that she had finally reached the pinnacle of life like her predecessors.
However, why......
The initial role is Irena? !
He likes the shaving witch, not that he wants to become a shaving witch!
And isn’t it a role-playing system?
Why did you even change your body?
Just call it the transformation system!
What?
Can you change it back?
That's okay then......
Irena, Death Veer, Renhua, Lexington, Orpheus, Tomoe Mami, Sophie, Gabriel......
From then on, Izumi Qianyu embarked on the road of playing the role of a beautiful girl...
The appearance of Afterglow changed Beria's fate of being possessed by Reblondo and turning into a black man.
Under the guidance of the will of the universe, the two embarked on a road of "redemption".
PS1: Don’t engage in conspiracy theories, don’t destroy the characters of the original show, and have fun making complaints.
PS2: The interaction between Bei Laobai and the protagonist is quite interesting, so there is no female protagonist for the time being.
PS3: Current progress: "Big Monster Fight" (Belia VS Reblondo) → "Super Galaxy Legend" (Bei Laobai VS Bei Laohei) → "Tiga Dana Chapter" → "Zero VS Dark One-Eye Competition" Luo" (Zo Fei teamed up with Bei Laobai) → "The Beginning of Origin" (supported Jakura and denounced Queen Amaterasu) → "Super Decisive Battle! Belial Galactic Empire" (Zaki VS Caesar Belial)
Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession.
Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls.
But please explain to me, what is the instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis?
What the hell is osteoporosis surgery?
Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion?
Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts?
Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman's ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer's ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow.
But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak?
A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected!
A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don't know!
A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!
Independent game producer Fang Qi travels to the future of parallel time and space, and spends his days having fun in the gaming industry. He inadvertently becomes a "demigod, half dog" in the hearts of players. In his spare time, he battles wits and courage with his boss, and accidentally defeats the female CEO. Got a girlfriend
On the Star Game Alliance Annual Awards podium, the host said: "Mr. Fang Qi, the game developed by you has won the best of the year six times in a row. Can you tell me how you achieve such high productivity and frequent masterpieces?" Posted by? Where does the inspiration for the gameplay ideas in your game come from? Also, why are the games you have made recently becoming more and more difficult? "
Fang Qi: "I can't help it. My girlfriend cleared the level too quickly. I went through so much trouble just to stop her!"
The thought of traveling through time as a pirate and having the ability to wish for a partner in another world makes your blood boil!
When Lin Zhi took the risk to borrow money from the bandit king Sig, saved enough to make a wish, and summoned Aqua, the goddess of water full of wisdom.
He thought it would be better to think about punching the four emperors and kicking the general.
Until Pokémon Rockets Meowth, One-Punch Man King and other outrageous partners appeared one after another, Lin Zhi couldn't even think about it.
He just wants to live a good life with this group of cheaters in an era where heroes are rising together...