[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

The supreme alchemist, ambushed and killed, was reborn against all odds. In this second life, Wu Chen is destined to rise to power, cultivating the strongest profound arts, refining the finest pills, wielding the most powerful divine weapons, and possessing the most beautiful woman. In this life, Wu Chen is destined to defy the heavens, slaying gods and Buddhas alike, becoming the sole ruler under the nine heavens.

[Dark] [Lone wolf cultivation] [No female lead] [Refreshing read] [Ruthless] [Cold-blooded] [Cruel]

The world is as beautiful as it is ugly.

The Star Realm is teeming with monsters, a brutal reality where the strong prey on the weak. One moment you're riding high, the next you're nothing but bones.

Heavenly Court's scrap recycling service: Zhao Xin's path to a perfect life. The Great Sage doesn't know what to do with his shed fur? Zhao Xin takes it all! Laozi fails at alchemy and doesn't know what to do with the failed pills? Zhao Xin takes them all! The Peach Fairy steals peaches, breaking heavenly rules, and doesn't know what to do with them… cough cough, stop talking, just give them to me, Zhao Xin will take them all! Friendly reminder: The immortal who sells the most scrap each month will receive a lollipop as a reward!

Immortals sleep in the Hidden Dragon Cave, their sleep and awakening spanning nine heavens.

Fang Jue discovered that the cinnabar had been refined into three flavors, but then he saw that the lead and mercury had already been refined seven times.

The interplay of water and fire in the furnace is a masterpiece; the convergence of yin and yang creates a divine creation.

Suddenly, the sounds of dragons and tigers echoed from beyond the mountains; no one knew I was a true immortal.

This is the story of someone who carries half a peck of rice with him and travels to another world to cultivate immortality.

Synopsis: Deng Yuan, an outer disciple, stumbled upon the Gray Cauldron by chance. A broken iron shard + thirty grains of spirit sand = a low-grade magic weapon, the Azure Edge Sword! Black slag + five low-grade spirit stones = a mid-grade alchemy furnace, the Purple Cloud Furnace! His senior sister's belt + three high-grade spirit stones = a top-grade Golden Silk Rope! Damaged magic weapons, herbs, talismans, alchemy furnaces, etc., can all be placed in the Gray Cauldron to be repaired to their original state, and even evolved into a stronger form! From then on, Deng Yuan soared to great heights… “Mastering all the arts of cultivation, the most amazing one in five hundred years is none other than True Monarch Golden Wood, Deng Yuan!” Listening to the legends surrounding him, Deng Yuan gazed at the Gray Cauldron and sighed softly. “My entire life has relied on talent and my own efforts. Gray Cauldron, give…”

Transmigrating to a cultivation world, Chen Yi became a menial disciple of a cultivation sect, responsible for cultivating the land for the immortals. He was required to submit a fixed amount of spiritual plants each month, or face expulsion. Fortunately, Chen Yi awakened a talent for rewarding cultivation rewards. Growing [Golden Sprout Rice] yielded [Golden Sprout Rice Planting Proficiency +1] and [One Golden Sprout Pill]. Growing [Nourishment Fruit] yielded [Spiritual Plant Growth Acceleration +1] and [One Bottle of Nourishing Bone Forging Paste]. Growing [Azure Spirit Grass] yielded [Spiritual Plant Growth Grade +1] and [One Year of Spring Breeze and Rain Technique Power]... The higher the level of the spiritual plant grown, the richer and higher the grade of the rewards. Years later, as the immortals decayed and the Great Dao collapsed, Chen Yi, wielding a fallen immortal artifact, clad in fallen spiritual treasures, and with a fallen divine pill in his mouth, relied on his cultivation reward talent to achieve eternal immortality, standing at the pinnacle of the world.

[Snake Aunt + Thrilling Read + Gu Refining + Multiple Female Leads + Ghostly Spirits]

Transmigrating into the Naruto world, Uchiha Kogetsu, with the help of the memories inherited by the ghost, created the Yin-Yang Reincarnation Gu, using Orochimaru as a safeguard in the early stages!

Comforting the injured Naruto, adopting the homeless Sasuke, and gently pushing forward the hidden demon from beyond the heavens, the Fourth Shinobi World War begins just like in the original story.

When Madara Uchiha became the Six Paths, and the whole world was plunged into darkness, Naruto and Sasuke activated Six Paths Mode!

An arm suddenly pierced through the bodies of the two people, and Uchiha Kogetsu looked calmly at Six Paths Madara!

"I have always been a madman and a fanatic, questioning Yin and Yang and the universe with my bare hands. I have been planning and accumulating for decades, waiting for this day to achieve eternal life!"

After Gu Yue finished speaking, he no longer concealed his aura, and it was indeed the cultivation of the Six Paths. In an instant, he was about to refine Ming and Zuo.

"Success! The Self-Respecting Immortal Embryo Gu!"

Lots of girls! Lots of girls! Brothers!

Shen Juan transmigrated to another world and was bound to a bizarre system—high-level swordsmanship? Forbidden magic? All locked! He could only practice unconventional skills like [flat-ground wrestling], [precise witty remarks], and [daydreaming]!

While others practiced their swordsmanship for ten years, he used wrestling to achieve god-level dodging!

When the villain unleashes a devastating attack, he breaks all magic with a single spit of phlegm!

"Useless?" No! This is because you don't understand the correct way to deal with "garbage"!

From the king of family feces-fighting contests to the "Poisonous Phlegm Guest" of the Royal Capital's Bureau of Abnormal Affairs!

Refine divine talismans from abandoned mines! Make delicious soup with poisonous mushrooms! Find magical artifacts in the trash can!