I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

[OOC warning + slow pace]

(Friendly reminder: if you want to watch the game, you should rest for a while first, as the groundwork laid beforehand is very important. Also, regarding the gay content, those who are concerned can move on.)

Karasuno High School, once a powerhouse, is now striving to return to its former glory.

When Bai Muchen joined this passionate team, everything began to change.

He not only possesses a delicate appearance that rivals that of women, but also amazing ball skills capable of changing the course of a game.

Follow the growth of the "weird duo" Hinata Shoyo and Kageyama Tobio, witness Higashimine Asahi overcome his inner fears, and feel Tsukishima Kei's transformation from indifference to dedication.

Under Bai Muchen's influence, each team member is constantly pushing their limits.

However, the road to the national tournament is fraught with difficulties. Facing formidable opponents like Otoko, Furutani, and Omodai, can Karasuno soar to new heights?

...................

Niu Ruo: Mu Chen should come to Bai Niao Ze.

Oikawa Tetsu: Huh? I don't want to go to Shiratorizawa, Mokuchen is coming to Aoba! (Just to annoy Ushiwaka)

Grinding: Muchen.... He's really good at playing games.

Wood Rabbit: As expected of our Amu! So you'll definitely come to Owl Valley, right?

Miya Yu: Come to Inarisaki, Mokujin (smiles)

[No System] + [Yellow-haired Fruit] + [Invincibility Cheat - Youthful Arrogance] + [Destiny Wheel - What's Yours Is Mine]

Traveling to the world of One Piece

Just then, the Whitebeard Pirates arrived on the island to resupply. Ron knew that if he wanted to survive and thrive in the pirate world, it was essential to find a powerful backer!

But what can he do if he has no system, a weak constitution, and no ring? He can only join the Whitebeard Pirates!

This is a golden opportunity, don't miss it!

Just as Whitebeard finished resupplying and was about to leave, Ron was in a hurry when an apple fell and hit him on the head, subsequently turning into a Devil Fruit!

Ron was overjoyed; his opportunity had arrived! He then ate it and learned it was the [Yellow-Haired Fruit]!

What the heck? Yellow hair? Isn't that a spirited young man?

Abilities: Proactive youthful vigor? Passive destiny, a wheel of fate?

Is he a rich, blond guy or a loser, blond guy?

Ron smiled slightly: I've turned yellow, and I've become stronger!

......

Bad news: I am the world government's most wanted criminal!

Good news: I made the list by sunbathing!

Daytime: The laziest island owner in the East China Sea, basking in the sun, enjoying flowers, drinking tea, and playing with beauties.

Nighttime: Wood Release: Asura, Thousand-Armed Guanyin, dismantling the warship like building blocks!

Lynn: "...I just wanted to lie down, how did I become the Evil God of the East Sea?"

Lin, a fighting manga enthusiast, transmigrates to the world of "Baki." Thanks to the [Pain Evolution System]—which allows him to quickly evolve and master attack techniques by enduring non-lethal attacks—he embarks on a path of revenge, further enhanced by his "talking trash" ability. Upon entering the Tokyo underground fighting arena, he becomes known as the "King of Tough Tactics," using provocation to draw opponents' full-force attacks and secretly learning basic fighting techniques.

To become stronger, Lin pesters Hanayama Kaoru as his sparring partner, evolving through the torture of grip strength; he challenges Retsu Kaioh to learn "ki" and martial arts; he deliberately goes to prison to provoke Oliva, honing his muscle strength; he encounters the primitive man Pike, comprehending his wild instincts. He is both a fighting fanatic and a "CP leader," pairing up Retsu Kaioh with the nurse, Hanayama with Misaki, and other couples, repeatedly getting beaten up but still enjoying it.

Witnessing Yujiro Hanma's absolute power, Rin set his ultimate goal. He persuaded Retsu Kaioh, Jack, Oliva, and other powerful figures to form a "sparring team," using himself as a "testing ground" to integrate various techniques. In the final battle at Tokyo Dome, Rin unleashed "Universal Unity," a technique that combined the essence of all the powerful figures, defeating Yujiro with the power to "unite all human possibilities."

After becoming the undisputed strongest, Lin announced that he would become the "leader of the sparring team" and "matchmaker for couples," leading the strong to train the younger generation and bringing together newcomers. From an unknown figure in the underground fighting arena to a legend in the fighting world, he writes a unique legend with his witty remarks and perseverance, amidst passionate battles and heartwarming daily life.

A crossover of anime, film, games, and tokusatsu; a true behind-the-scenes story; always appears with a disguise; never reveals his true identity; disguises within disguises; even when his true identity is revealed, it's only the first layer; no romantic pairings; disguises may have unrequited feelings; the protagonist only wants to be a creator god.

Dongli found a strange notebook.

At first, she thought it was some kind of death note, but later she realized that she was being narrow-minded. As long as certain conditions are met, the content written in the notebook can become reality.

It can create and destroy the world, let alone kill a few people.

So let's give this stagnant reality a touch of anime-style shock!

[High-energy and hilarious] + [Amazing Devil Fruit Development]

Upon transmigrating to the world of One Piece, Wang Yiming is captured on the Kuja Pirates' ship at the very beginning, becoming a slave and suffering endless bullying.

In a desperate situation, he risked his life to seize a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that the women on the ship had rejected—the Oil-Oil Fruit!

"That slimy guy, he deserves to die!"

"It's more disgusting than snot, get lost!"

"You greasy man!"

When Empress Hancock kicked him away like trash, Wang Yiming grinned.

Greasy?

A useless, worthless fruit?

Have you ever seen a high-pressure hydraulic cannon covered in Armament Haki pierce through the scales of a Sea King with a single shot?

Have you ever heard of soldiers formed from solidified oil, where one person is an entire legion, causing headaches even for naval admirals?

Can you imagine that the ultimate "lubrication" is the ultimate speed, so fast that even a light-speed kick can only catch my afterimage!

Do you understand that the ultimate "silky smoothness" means you can't be chosen? I'm the man you can never catch!

Years later, Wang Yiming stood atop Marineford, one arm around the Empress, the other on the head of a Celestial Dragon, and declared to the world:

"I am the greasy... ptooey... strongest man on this vast ocean!"

Naruto Uzumaki awakens a "Listen to Advice System," earning various rewards by heeding and implementing others' suggestions. Thus, a new, honest man appears on the forum connecting countless worlds. The Man Standing in the Sky: "Longing is the emotion furthest from understanding. Learn to feign gentleness until you control everything." The Cautious Warrior: "This preparation is far from enough! Always go all out, treat your ultimate move like a normal attack! Absolute certainty is essential!" The Bald-Headed Cloaked Hero: "Push-ups, squats, long-distance running! More importantly—never turn on the air conditioning in summer! ...Years later. The Third Hokage: "Naruto is the most perfect ninja I've ever seen—elegant, disciplined, powerful...though I can't see through him at all." Sasuke Uchiha: "Impossible! Whether it's ninjutsu or physical strength, my eyes can't even keep up with his back!"

Ye Tian, ​​due to a car accident, transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, awakens the Hongmeng Mirror, and gains the ability to travel infinitely through dimensions, embarking on an invincible journey across the worlds of Shrouding the Heavens, the Primordial World, and Battle Through the Heavens...

[Starting with Chronos + Kamen Rider + Crossover Anime + Tanzaburo Higashijima + Nisekoi + Multiple Heroines]

Transmigrating to various anime worlds, Shi Wushuang begins as Kamen Rider Chronos. In the realm of the God of Time, day and night are but a thought away, and time stops and flows backwards only for him.

On campus, Shi Wushuang is a gentle, cheerful, and sunny male god, but when facing strange people, he is a cold-blooded judge and a grim reaper.

The city's impurities, the Amazon lurking in the shadows, the constellation apostles on campus, the Shocker monster causing chaos, and monsters from other knight worldviews in the dimensional rift, and the BOSS.

When he is Kamen Rider Chronos, he puts his index finger to his lips and says, "Shh, during the trial, the scene must remain serious."

When he was Kamen Rider Eternal, he gave a thumbs-down sign and said, "When you get to hell, just say my name, Shinigami, and you can skip the toll."

When he is in Kamen Rider Evol Black Hole form, his right hand spins like a black hole: "This day next year will be your death anniversary, Ciao."

When he was the Blade of the God of War, he pressed his thumb down on his index finger and said, "Don't misunderstand, I just want to kill you all, or be killed by you all."

When he is Oma Zi-O: "If you do not bow to the king, you have already lost your true destiny. Your name is on the Reincarnation Stele. Bow with each step. If you are devout and sincere, your sins will be halved on the road to rebirth."

All sorts of weirdos: What? I'm taking on the Knight Boss one-on-one?

...

The tentative list of female leads includes: Elisa who speaks Russian from time to time, Shiina Mahiru, the angelic neighbor, Okada Yuriko, the eccentric Takumi, Kirisaki Chitoge, Kato Megumi, and Kasumigaoka Utaha, the black-stocking fanatic.