Ever since awakening the system, Lu Yao understood one truth.
Studying medicine can’t save human civilization — only cuddling cats can save the world!
Feeding different cats grants him different supernatural abilities.
But one day, Lu Yao discovered that these cats... were actually beautiful girls?!
A white cat with snow-like fur stared at Lu Yao with big blue eyes:
“Master, do you have another cat out there?”
“Impossible. I only love you.”
I used to have no choice, but now... I think I want to be a scumbag — Lu Yao.
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Also known as:
《I Might Not Be a Cat, But You’re Definitely a Dog》
《To Save the World, I Have No Choice But to Be a Scumbag》
《You Really Are the Only Cat I Have, I Swear》
On the day of the class reunion, Lin Yang got completely drunk.
He encountered school flower who was also drunk.
When he woke up, the campus beauty had vanished, and everything seemed like a dream.
On the day of the graduation photo shoot, Lin Yang received a call from the school flower.
“Lin Yang, can you come to the hospital?”
Just after graduation, did he end up as a father of twins?
In his moment of confusion, a system descended upon him.
[First time taking the baby on a trip: Reward—A luxurious flat in Tangshan Yipin.]
[First time bathing the baby: Reward—A Ferrari LaFerrari!]
Some called him Lu the godly doctor, some called him Lu the flayer; some admired him for the mechanical prosthetics that allowed him to rampage across battlefields; some laid under his surgical knife, doomed to die; he could save people from the brink of death, and also destroy corpses without a trace; during the day, he was the warmest goodwill in the human world; at night, he was a terror that made the whole world shudder.
The scalpel hung from his fingers, a demon on one side, an angel on the other.
His name was Lu Yuan, a double-faced surgeon in a world where spiritual energy had revived, and also a professional ripper.
Deng Li transmigrates into a novel titled Elder Sister. In the original story, she is an arrogant street punk with greasy hair, a face caked in powder, and a love for fake designer brands. She pretends to be a rich heiress to get close to Song Chisui, the heiress to a billionaire fortune.
The heroine, Song Chisui, is beautiful and wealthy—a true lady of a powerful family. But she’s also sickly, pitiful, and wheelchair-bound due to her disabled legs. The original Deng Li swore to protect Song Chisui, but on their wedding night, she suddenly showed her true colors—insulting Song’s disabled body and declaring that she should hurry up and die so Deng Li could inherit her fortune. Then she left to party.
On the surface, Song Chisui is a fragile and pitiful beauty, but in truth, she’s cruel and manipulative. In the end, Deng Li died by her own recklessness—Song Chisui had her kidney removed. As she lay dying, Song Chisui’s chilling laughter echoed in her ears: “This ocean is your inheritance.”
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Deng Li, on her first day after transmigrating:
“I don’t want to be fish food!”
System:
“Then please win her over. If she chooses to leave you a whole corpse, you can return to your original world.”
Deng Li:
“Can’t I just die directly?”
System:
“Nope. If she leaves your corpse intact, you’ll get to go home.”
Faced with the pale-faced, blood-coughing, disabled-legged beauty whose face looked like a world treasure, Deng Li suddenly felt she could do it.
So she became Song Chisui’s legs, helping her get to school. From not being allowed near her to eventually washing her face, grooming her hair, and cleaning her body—Deng Li earned her trust.
When Song Chisui realized Deng Li’s intentions, she spat blood in her face and yelled, “Get lost. I’ll never love you.”
Deng Li wiped off the blood and kept taking care of her anyway.
Later, Deng Li helped her reclaim her inheritance, cured her legs, completed her mission—and disappeared overnight from the Song household.
When Song Chisui finally realized her feelings, her eyes turned red:
“Where’s my wife?”
Butler:
“Congratulations, Miss. There was a forest fire. Your wife is now ashes, hahaha.”
A sharp slap and a broken scream rang through the villa:
“Even her ashes—bring them back to me!”
But Deng Li didn’t die. She escaped to a remote countryside, raising chickens and ducks, living a peaceful rural life. She felt relieved—surely, Little Sui had already married her ‘white moonlight’ (true love).
One day, after fishing, Deng Li passed by the bamboo house where they once spent a romantic night. Under the moonlight, a dark figure tackled her, breathing hot against her neck. With tearful, resentful eyes locked on hers:
“Sister, I’ve looked for you for two years. Run again, and I’ll break your legs (lovingly).”
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Pairing:
Super-strong, warm-hearted sunshine girl × Ruthless, manipulative, disabled little beauty
Notes:
1. The violent parts from the original book were erased after the heroine transmigrated.
2. Neither main character committed illegal acts.
3. Both are “double virgins.” Drama-heavy. Female lead #2 (Song Chisui) is very yandere and extremely possessive—not a perfect character.
4. Loyal dog × lone wolf.
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Content Tags:
Devoted Love | System | Sweet Romance | Transmigration into a Novel | Serious Drama
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Main Character (POV):
Deng Li
Key Relationship:
Song Chisui
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One-Sentence Summary:
The dark moonlight says I'm her cinnabar mole.
(Note: In Chinese symbolism, a "cinnabar mole" refers to someone unforgettable—an irreplaceable, fated love.)
[Single Female Lead] [High Sugar] [Crazy Criticism]
[I just want to say that after this Douluo fanfiction, there will be no more Douluo fanfiction. ]
Zero, the peerless killer who chopped nuclear bombs with a knife and reconstructed his body with nuclear fusion and nuclear explosion energy.
Traveling through the early days of Douluo, he met the immature Bibi Dong.
As a killer, he has more or less some personality defects and emotional defects.
And Zero's defect...
He felt sorry for Bibi Dong and tricked her into being his wife since she was immature.
Zero: Hello, my name is Mo Dong, Mo Dong who doesn't touch Bibi Dong.
Mo Dong's Rule One: Bibi Dong is right in everything, but anyone who dares to hurt Dong'er will be crushed to ashes.
Rule Two: If there is anything wrong, please follow the first rule.
Mo Dong: I will kill those who the Spirit Hall dare not kill! I will touch those who the Spirit Hall dare not touch!
Mo Dong: Don't mention the 100,000-year spirit ring, I will find a way to get you a million-year spirit ring!
Mo Dong: Whatever you want, I will give you!
Bibi Dong: That man and his sword are my greatest support.
Bibi Dong: I know he has character flaws, but so what? If he kills everyone in the world, then I will be the destroyer that everyone despises and fears.
Bibi Dong: I love him, more than he loves me!
When Su Chang’an found out that he had become the Number One Beauty of the Great Xia Dynasty, the Most Respected Woman, the Top Talented Lady, and the Most Beautiful and Virtuous Empress in the World…
He squatted in the corner, biting his pen, and after thinking for a long time, he finally wrote a love letter to his wife—the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty.
That night, the Empress looked at Su Chang’an and said, “I know you’re a man, but does that stop you from being my Empress? Does that stop you from wearing women’s clothing?”
At that moment, Su Chang’an felt like he had married a total pe*vert.
Sweet pet + charming + funny + multiple male protagonists + 1v21 + child-bearing system
Lin Qingqing traveled through time and became a white fox, and was forcibly bound to the child-bearing system.
In order to accumulate enough points to return to the world of immortal cultivation to save people, Lin Qingqing said that she would just throw away her shame.
Isn't it just a couple and having cubs, who is afraid of who?
Returning to the fox clan, Lin Qingqing gave birth to more than a dozen cubs in one litter, causing the entire beast world to tremble. It turns out that giving birth is painless and not painful at all?
It turns out that giving birth to more than a dozen cubs in one litter, and getting tens of thousands of points at a time?
There are also various unexpected rewards?
However, this is only the smallest shock that Lin Qingqing has given to the beast world!
Life in the beast world, which was originally thought to be very painful, suddenly became exciting.
Wait, the males in the beast world don't seem to be bad either?
(Hint: The writing style is relaxed and daily, suitable for mindless and relaxing reading)
All the luck was used to meet them.
Then Su Yuchen gradually discovered.
The senior sisters all hid another side unknown to others, and most importantly—they were not human!
But that’s okay.
When misfortune is covered by fortune— they all become my wings.
In his previous life, Lin Luochen was imprisoned until death due to a karmic entanglement with the Saintess of the Jade Maiden Sect. In this life, he severed all emotional ties and dedicated himself solely to the path of cultivation. However, fate had other plans.
The Demonic Empress's fingertips ignited with karmic fire: "You clearly remember the spot of this empress's cinnabar mole, don't you?"
The Saintess of the Jade Maiden Sect's sword tip shimmered with frost: "You broke my 'Supreme Forgetfulness of Emotion,' and now you think you can just walk away?"
The femme fatale, a bane to nations, smiled sweetly: "Only my husband truly knows me, inside and out."
Lin Luochen retreated step by step: "Ladies, there's a misunderstanding! I'm truly not your husband!"
The women scoffed in unison: "Lin Luochen, don't think we don't know you've been reborn. Still trying to deny it?"
Lin Luochen scurried away, clutching his head: "I just want to become an immortal ancestor, to have all the immortals bow before me! I don't want to talk about love and romance!"
Upon hearing this, the femme fatale licked her red lips: "So, my husband, you're into that? You should have said so sooner!"
Lin Luochen gazed at the beauties pursuing him and suddenly realized with horror that in this life, he might die even sooner than the last...
Miyazawa was already engaged when the Romance Strategy System finally arrived.
Watching it dish out missions that were five years overdue, he couldn't help but smile.
【Write a passionate love letter to Hoshino-chan from the next class and confess your feelings. (Reward: Basic Attribute Point +1)】
That same Hoshino… was now his fiancée.
And so, Miyazawa began speedrunning the system’s missions—
Love letters, confessions… milking the system for all it was worth.
But then, the next mission left him completely at a loss.
Tags: System, Lighthearted