"If the Female Lead Doesn't Go Crazy, I'll Treat You Like a Chive" [Updated at 9 PM] Ji Chuhe transmigrated into the body of the female lead in an old-fashioned, tragic novel about a substitute. The male lead, still hung up on his ex-girlfriend who had gone abroad, found a female lead who resembled her to be his substitute. Because it was a tragic novel, the female lead had to endure being publicly humiliated by the male lead's brothers, having money thrown at her face by the male lead's mother, being targeted and framed by the returning ex-girlfriend, suffering physical and emotional torment, and then dying unexpectedly, leaving the male lead to spend the rest of his life remembering her. Ji Chuhe? Tragic novels only torment me, not her! Ji Chuhe started acting crazy. The male lead took her to a gathering of his brothers, where someone, drunk, publicly humiliated her, saying, "This girl isn't as good as your ex-girlfriend." Ji Chuhe took two steps forward...
Welcome to the Classroom of Meritocracy + Dropping Out. Everyone else comes to study, but Bai Lan came to drop out. Bai Lan had just returned from a wilderness survival trip in the Amazon rainforest when he received an invitation to take the entrance exam for a highly advanced high school. Persuaded by his parents, he reluctantly participated, treating the written and oral exams like a game. He thought he was guaranteed to fail. But he was surprisingly accepted. He initially planned to drop out immediately. Then, the system awakened, presenting him with the ultimate mission: as long as he didn't voluntarily drop out, and not because of his academic performance, he would gain [Invincible Luck] and [Extraordinary Physique]. The rewards were tempting, and Bai Lan wanted to try. He figured even if two ways to drop out were blocked, there was still a way. Then he discovered that this school actually had a "dropout exam." He was in luck! The result... He suddenly confronted the hidden boss, who then became his apprentice; he beat up the student council president, only to be thanked by him; he bullied a delinquent girl, who said she wanted to date him; he tried to blackmail the school's idol with his past, sparking public outrage, only to find out the idol said he had helped him resolve his inner conflicts; he self-destructed during his exam for dropping out, and a group of people rallied to his defense. Why is dropping out so difficult?!
He has billions in savings, but doesn't know how to spend them. Su Yang: "System, it's the weekend today, can I take a day off? I really don't want to spend any money today, spending money is too tiring." System: "No, what's the difference between not spending money and being a salted fish? If you keep being this lazy, when will you ever become the richest man?" Su Yang: "But I don't want to be the richest man!" System: "No, you do!" ... One moment Su Yang was a poor boy being pressured by his future mother-in-law to give an exorbitant dowry, and the next moment he was possessed by a super-rich system, and from then on he lived a life of having money but not knowing how to spend it.
"As a lord, my power is limitless!" Having just installed a "Collapse Mod" on a lord-themed game, Luo Hong transmigrated into its body as the lord. The good news: everything in the game is incredibly realistic. The bad news: the Valkyries have no souls. They only act according to fixed patterns, pure NPCs, but… they're quite... well, you know. And with the lord game starting, he has to work hard on the Valkyries in his territory to increase their combat power. After a month of intensive preparation, just as he was leveling up his Duck, he suddenly noticed that the Duck in front of him seemed to… blink?
This book is also known as: "Being an Aha, I Have to Find Fun."
A young man logged into Honkai Impact 3rd in the middle of the night and timed his pulls perfectly to draw from the 10th anniversary limited gacha pool—the SSS-rank Valkyrie Succubus Kevin.
As a result, I accidentally clicked on the Home Supply.
He died of anger.
However, by the grace of God and the protection of Brother Dawei, his consciousness was retrieved by the legendary system.
[Bound to host, about to cross the world barrier and head to the Honkai Impact 3rd world]
"Where's my great system? Where's my cheat code? Where's the newbie gift pack? I can't be left unable to even be a 'suicide squad'!"
[Drawing cheat codes... Drawed Honkai Impact 3 Kevin panel, already issued]
"Haha! I don't need to become a suicide bomber!"
[Starting time travel... Ahaha... System error... Deviated from the intended address... Unknown...]
"No? Stop messing with me!!"
And so, he arrived in Zone Zero in a daze, and became bound to Zhe.
"I ask you, why can birds fly?"
Zhe: "The bird isn't flying? Is it waiting for me to bring it home and make soup?"
Using the airs of an ancestor to show off.
Using the appearance of fireworks to find amusement, and to promote the greatness of the world snake ancestor Kevin.
Using Old Sambo's appearance to trade information about the World Serpent for Tenny has further unsettled various factions.
"For all your questions, ask Aha; the power of the God of Joy will explain everything."
Born a fairy, he is full of strange ideas. He loves to be a hero and fight for justice, and he has all the fame and benefits!
Even the immortal sect has its share of filth, including old monsters, demons, and clowns. If they upset me, I'll kill a god like I'll kill a dog!
——Fang Gui from Niutou Village, visits the fairyland!
【Heishan Laogui (heishanlaogui99)】
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You ask me what's so great about Medea? Her thoughtfulness, gentleness, and occasional little quirks are constantly attracting me, except... cough cough, occasionally... her back just can't keep up.
[Physical publishing contract signed]
Fu Yi died suddenly from staying up all night watching dramas and reading novels. She remembered that she was reading a novel called "The Useless Woman's Rebellious Goddess" before she died.
–– Then she became Baili Fuxi, the female antagonist in the novel who opposes the male and female protagonists.
This female villain is different; she's not jealous of the female lead, nor does she like the male lead. She simply can't stand the male and female leads being more arrogant than her and showing off in front of her.
––This powerful female villain got into a fight with the male and female protagonists. In the middle of the plot, she was killed by the female protagonist's followers who disliked her. In the sect trial, she was pushed into the beast tide and died in the mouth of the monsters.
–– A typical case of a grand entrance followed by a hasty exit.
---However, she transmigrated into Baili Fuxi, who didn't even survive the finale, so she was the one who ended up being devoured by monsters?
Damn!
The system told her that completing the task would grant her one wish, including being reborn with a healthy body.
––The mission is to arrogantly survive until the finale.
Arrogance points can also be exchanged for items in the system store.
After reading this task, Fuyu thought, "Isn't this just being arrogant? I can do it."
––But why does the male lead seem a little different?
Fuyu: Don't come any closer! I'm super fierce!
Qing Qijing: Little dumpling, I'm hungry!
Waking up, Xiao Jingtian found himself transmigrated into the body of a young master in a noble family, a double who immediately turned the tables on the original, a substitution of one person for another. He took over the identity of the original, and... a beautiful wife who harbored deep resentment towards him. Inside and outside the noble family mansion, danger lurked everywhere. In the imperial court, intrigue and treachery were rampant. Relying on his acting skills and strategies as a former telecom fraud leader, he manipulated everyone with ease. Xiao Jingtian felt that he was becoming more and more adept at being a substitute. Except for the way the two ladies looked at him, their gazes grew increasingly strange. From initial disgust and disdain to later suspicion. Until that night, the wife, who had been as cold as ice to him, nestled close to him with dreamy eyes, her breath sweet as orchids, and asked, "Stop pretending, I know you're not him." "Tell me, who exactly are you?" Zheng Yi's internal alarm bells rang, but his face remained calm. Instead, he reached out and embraced her slender waist, whispering with a smile, "My wife, I really am your husband!" A month later. Xiao Jingtian looked at the woman kneeling on the ground and chuckled: "Madam, was the 'me' of the past better, or the 'me' of the present?"
Good news: I've transmigrated into the body of a top idol!
Bad news: The house collapsed as soon as I went through it!
Good news: I have a system!
Bad news: The system that has been awakened is the "Beautiful Mental State" system. Only by making people exclaim, "Are you crazy?" can you obtain the entertainment works from your past life!
As a result, the entertainment industry lost one pretentious young idol and gained one mentally ill and entertaining person!
While the entertainment industry was waiting for Cheng Cheng to clarify things, he directly collaborated with Xiao Heizi, achieving a historic reconciliation. Cheng Cheng: Surprise~~~
When walking the red carpet, Cheng Cheng led a fake dog and kept telling it, "Calm down, don't bark," which frightened a group of female celebrities.
On set, Cheng Cheng kept yelling "Cut!", leaving the other actors puzzled. Cheng Cheng said, "I think yelling 'Cut!' is kind of fun."
Mental illness brings joy; this is the story of a mentally ill person venturing into the entertainment industry.
More than a decade later, people said: "I admit, he was indeed very talented, but he's been acting strangely ever since that frame-up incident..."