Traveling through the Naruto world and becoming a member of the Uchiha clan, the third ninja war is about to start in a year or two, so panic.
At a critical moment, the golden finger goes online, and a character is drawn to obtain a random ability of the character, then am I not…
“Champion Mayweather’s shoulder-lifting defense, the flying cross-body for cooking a fish feast, Master Ma’s lightning five whips, Jack Ma’s skill guarding the road…
What kind of spicy chicken skills are these? “
There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”
Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.
The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”
Wen Shi: “Me.”
Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.
Wen Jianyan was a fraudster that was best at deceiving people.
One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room.
Wen Jianyan: “…..”
A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people.
He lied to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He could deceive people as well as ghosts.
Sooner or later this guy will overturn!
There were more and more spectators who were gloating with schadenfreude, looking forward for that day.
But…why was the mission in this live room getting more and more strange?
【Senior achor’s side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 seconds】
【Reward: Unknown】
【Top anchor’s main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutes】
【Reward: Unknown】
Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, there’s something our paying viewers can’t watch!
The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptations:
“How is it? Selling CP? We can make the fake thing real.”
Wen Jianyan: “…..”
I’m sorry, I’m very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself.
— Don’t come here!
“As a car mechanic, I drive very well, is there any problem? Don’t you?”-“Fast and Furious”
“As an IRS employee, I check your CIA’s tax evasion and tax evasion problem, and then catch two rapes by the way. Isn’t this my job? Brother Tom?”-“Mission Impossible”
“As a courier, it’s normal for me to run faster, right? Flash?”-“The Flash”
“As a gym coach, I have more strength. Is there something wrong with it? Clark?”-“Superman”
“As a staff maker, I know some little magic. Isn’t it a professional need? Dumbledore?”-“Harry Potter”
“As a driver, isn’t it right that I can drive Mark’s armor? Tony?”-“Iron Man”
The end of all worlds approaches.
The Demon King Order harvests lives from all manners of living beings.
Within this darkness full of despair,
A single person escaped from space-time, returned to before the world collapsed, determined to change the fate of the past.
But as time pass, he gradually finds out that the Apocalypse isn’t quite as simple as he thinks…
When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
This is an invincible sect, this is the strongest sect in the ages!
Chen Xi, the strongest cudgel, travels across another continent and obtains the Heaven-defying System.
You said you are the Profound Sage? Be a casual disciple.
Emperor Huangquan? Make a living, you will be responsible for cleaning the pit in the future.
The first empress of the nine days? The strongest demon god in the wild?
Sorry, there are many people like our sect.
The aura recovered, and the spirits ran rampant.
Qiao Yuan picked up “Eternal Dragon Slayer”
【Simplified system loading】
【Scan to “Lion’s Roar”】
【Simplifying…】
[Simplify success… lion’s roar = big roar]
ha~
Qiao Yuan opened his mouth and yawned
[Lion Roar Skill Proficiency +1]
………………
In the distance, a lurking seventh-order Variant Spirit is slowly approaching.
Roar!
The Variant Spirit made a roar!
Qiao Yuan opened his eyes and looked directly at the alien spirit.
“What are you calling!”
“I ask you, what’s your dog’s name!”
………………
The oppression of death strikes
The alien spirit shivered and knelt on the ground.
“Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons have been warmed…”
“How would it be if a fairy became your wife?.”
Jiang Qiao answered this question while silently crying, “You can’t smoke or drink. The pressure cooker at home became an alchemy stove, and sleeping at night became meditation.”
Slight footsteps gradually approached, and Jiang Qiao immediately changed his expression, excitedly saying, “You can’t imagine the benefits of having a fairy as a wife! Her charming and impeccable face is so enticing!.”
Soon, an ethereal beauty bent down and gave Jiang Qiao a kiss on the cheek.
Mu Feihua traveled to an era of global cultivating immortals, where everyone can enter different worlds to practice and obtain opportunities after the age of eighteen.
Just after crossing, why is there a beautiful girl sitting next to the bed, and she also gave a bottle of strange pills?
Ding!
Get ten Zhuangqi pills!
Activate the hundred times reward system.
The harvest has increased by a hundredfold.
Is it necessary to have one thousand Zhuangqi pills or ten Juqi pills?
Since then, Mu Feifan embarked on a completely different journey of spiritual practice.
The strongest high school student in history?
No, I will be the god of all worlds!