"The first rule of the art of hiding: stay one kilometer away from Uzumaki Naruto!

The second essence of hiding: pretend to be dead immediately when you encounter the Akatsuki organization!

The third essence of the Way of Survival: Never admit that you know ninjutsu!

Kitano Hideichi strictly enforced the above principles, but the system rewards became more and more outrageous——

[Ninja Tool·Pearl Milk Tea Launcher] made Tsunade quit drinking;

[Summoning Jutsu: Delivery Boy] He was treated as the illegitimate son of Flying Thunder God by the Fourth Hokage;

Developed [Earth Style: Sofa Barrier Technique] and was asked by Orochimaru: "How to lie down gracefully?"

Finally, looking at himself begging for retirement on his knees and the people in the ninja world behind him shouting "Master Kitano", he sighed to the sky:

"I just want to be a salted fish, but you force me to become a god!"

Commenting on Itachi's plan to exterminate the clan as being too crude, he actually received an offer from the Akatsuki organization: "The Moon Eye Project needs your sharp tongue!"

Uchiha Madara: Do you want to dance too?

Me: No, I want to get off work. "

Xin claims to be a serious person, but he has an unserious favorability system.

Can you become stronger by improving other people's favorability?

"So I'm not the one who is promiscuous, it's you who can't resist the temptation!" Xin argued in response to the girl's question

Two eggs in one nest, I am the reincarnation of a loser, and my sister is the reincarnation of an empress.

The empress started with the blood of a divine beast and worked hard to cultivate just to return to the peak and take revenge.

My sister is a divine beast, a blue phoenix, and my parents are sixth-level demon kings.

I am a low-level blue-feathered bird.

My parents are silent, my sister is silent, and I am sleepy.

The empress's sister worked hard to cultivate and finally achieved success.

However, just when she thought she was the strongest genius in the world, she discovered that her brother, who had been eating and waiting to die, had become the strongest supreme...

It was not until this time that she realized that the lazy bird was the most invincible!

Shen Yi traveled through a parallel world and became an artist under Da Mimi.

Being the top star in his previous life, Shen Yi obtained a system to play badly in this life, and he decided to start playing right away.

The entertainment industry has many rules and strict hierarchy, and the top stars are at the top?

All the top stars, get off my feet!

Celebrities harvest fans and make money crazily?

Shen Yi: "We're sitting in the internet cafe for five consecutive days. Let's have a big-name fan to guide us."

Artist image management and expression management?

Wouldn't it be nice to squat on the side of the road and look at the legs of an old man?

"Xiaochou", "Jiangnan", "Rice Fragrance", "Nocturne"...

Shen Yi, who had completely given up, just casually released a song and crushed the entire entertainment industry!

Only then did the fans realize what it meant to be truly approachable.

After Gu Nanxi died of overwork, he bound the loving mother system and became the mistress of the Hou family through a book.

The entire Houmen family was full of villains, and they were eventually killed.

If you die early, you will die late. It is better to lie down and die again.

The indecisive eldest son was a dog licker who couldn't be loved. In the end, he spent all his family wealth for a business girl and lost his life.

After Gu Nanxi came through, he was no longer indecisive, nor did he run after the business girl. He held it every day and followed Gu Nanxi: "Mother, Master asked parents to sign the test paper, you sign it quickly!"

The second son of the sick Yangzi was fluttering to break into the world. In the end, he was framed by a thief and the whole family was affected.

Gu Nanxi pulled her second son to lie down in the sun and read martial arts novels: "You might as well go to the fields and walk around more, maybe you will be a master in rescuing a disaster victim!"

The second son's eyes glared: "What my mother said makes sense!"

The youngest daughter who wanted to be the queen worked tirelessly to cause trouble for the imperial concubine, and was eventually thrown into the cold palace.

Gu Nanxi threw the housekeeper key and 《 thirty-six strategies to his youngest daughter 》: "If you don't sweep a house, why sweep the world?"

Motherly System Crash: 'This is how I used the cheats I gave you? How can anyone be such a loving mother?

Gu Nanxi could lie down for twenty hours a day, and the remaining four hours were used for eating: "You can do it, you can go up"

Gu Nanxi's mess made the whole Hou Mansion chicken fly and dog jump.

Unexpectedly, the eldest son became the youngest chief assistant, the second son was the general guarding the border, and the younger daughter was even more famous as a virtuous queen.

Han Huohuo traveled to the lord world, became a mountain king, and entered the scene with a terrifying SSS-class mecha workshop.

In the alien world with an ancient background, he began a bloody process of conquering the world.

How can a real man be depressed and live under someone else for long?

He should be decisive and ruthless, have unparalleled political power, and use his mecha army to flatten the alien world.

All the land under heaven belongs to the king, and all the people in the world are his subjects!

Yang Huai traveled to the world of Naruto.

But he didn't expect that the golden finger turned out to be the Chinese Noodle System!

......This is not the Chinese Cooking Master Boy what is the use of such a system!

But when Yang Huai put the beef ramen in front of everyone -

"He is the Fourth Hokage - Namikaze Minato!" The Toss trio said in horror.

"He is the rare genius puppeteer of the Sand Village in a hundred years - Scorpion of the Red Sand!" Kankuro said with admiration.

"Haha, he is actually the Sage of Six Paths!" Sarutubi Hiruzen looked as if he saw through everything.

...

Yang Huai looked at the beef noodles in his hand and fell into deep thought.

.....I always feel that the ninjas in this world have problems with their brains

Xue Nai: selected as the brave

Daknis: selected as a pervert

Kato Hui: selected as the brave

Four concubines: selected as the brave

Tong Nai: Selected as the brave...

What about the night moon of the Nangong as the devil (and restricted painter)?

How to make them not affect his plan —— to turn reality and a world of difference into his**

Answer: Disguise yourself as a full-time brave man, mix it into them, take them to practice grade brushing yourself, and be full of emotion, just become a wife.

[Family + Group Portrait + Relaxed + Lying Down + Not a Virgin + Not a Single Female Lead]

Xu Qingzhou traveled through a fantasy world and became the patriarch of a second-rate family. Just as he was bound to the family system, he learned that his family was going to be exterminated.

He could hear the thoughts of some of the family members, and each of them had a golden finger, so their cultivation could feed back to him.

They just need to practice hard, but Xu Qingzhou has a lot to consider.

You are reborn, so whoever wants to destroy us, we will prepare in advance and then fight back. Wherever there is a secret treasure, we will go there! !

You are a top talent, so we will give you resources to help you grow quickly.

You are immortal, so let’s see who lives longer!

......

From then on, the sons of destiny practiced hard outside, while Xu Qingzhou, the clan leader, stayed at home with his wife and children, playing and walking the dog.

Ten thousand years later, the genius of the Xu family became too powerful and was suppressed by the Heavenly Dao, so Xu Qingzhou suppressed him with a slap.

"You're just fucking called Heavenly Dao!"

After traveling through the pirate world, Gel just wanted to be a salted fish and live freely on this magnificent ocean, protecting his cherished family in this cannibalistic world.

Of course, such hard tasks as becoming stronger and fighting should be left to the lovely subordinates to work hard. How can a boss be the one who rushes to the front and fights hard all day long?

Roger: "You want my treasure? If you want it, I'll give it to you. Go find it! I've put all the wealth in the world there!"

Gol: "Who are you kidding? You're just a poor guy. Whoever wants ONE PIECE can take it! Whoever wants to be the Pirate King can be the Pirate King!"

However, he never expected that his subordinates were so fierce that they almost sent Captain Gul to the throne of the king of the world!

(It's rare to travel through time, so you must recruit your favorite characters as partners, change some regrets, don't be a saint, do some good things within your ability, and don't be an invincible person. If you don't like it, don't enter.)