[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

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"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

【Ocean Survival】【System】【No CP】【Stock Up】

Ning Xiaoyu started from scratch and finally bought a small one-bedroom house, but then she inexplicably entered an ocean survival game and became penniless again?

Ning Xiaoyu was confused. She opened a novice treasure chest and found a synthesis system with a unique attribute.

While others were still opening primary treasure chests and collecting supplies with great difficulty, she had already synthesized advanced treasure chests, upgraded rafts, and built houses.

It doesn’t matter if the small house is gone, she wants to build a big house with her own hands.

Internal information: Time: June 27, 2026.

Location, central Pacific Ocean.

Event: A total of 78 major warships from 46 allied nations participated in the Rim of the Pacific Exercise. Midway through, a high-speed moving target suddenly appeared from high altitude, descending to the sea surface and creating a stray electromagnetic field. Several warships from the Allied fleet investigated but lost contact.

In addition: The Uranus reconnaissance ship from Longguo was also slightly damaged.

The specific cause of the accident is unknown, and both parties have established a joint investigation team and agreed to keep the matter a top-secret file.

Meanwhile, at the Yandu Meteorological Bureau, Xing Tian was writing a note asking for leave: he was planning to flee...

[Transformation, pastries, daily life, tea master, sweet stories, 1v1, pretending to be cool and then getting slapped in the face.]

Originally a low-class man-girl, Ye Xi felt pretty good about being tricked by the system into becoming a girl.

What? I'm the son of a government official, a wealthy family, or a military officer. Damn it! It would be a huge loss if I became a girl!

After traveling to the world of Uma Musume, instead of becoming a trainer, he unlocked the Uma Musume Treatment System and became a doctor?! Determined to improve his medical skills and become a miracle healer, Lin Anran activated a system quest, only to discover that he had to transform into a Uma Musume to win the competition. The characters he drew were... [Platinum Cintrea] and [Margaret Rinkou]?! So—Tenma is a Uma Musume, too?! But the first of the Triple Crowns, the Gaoyue Sho, has concluded, leaving no way to win the complete Classic Triple Crown. It's all or nothing! Transforming into Platinum, he chooses the unparalleled [Transformation Triple Crown]! Transforming into Rinkou, he competes in the American Triple Crown on clay, and participates in the Dream Cup to face off against the legendary Secretariat and Fighter! As he continues to win, his career as a doctor flourishes. "Hey, can you only treat me, the horse racing girl, for the rest of your life?" "I've never felt happy running a race, but for Dr. Lin..." Lin Anran: "Gua, don't come over here!!!"... [There are already a million-word old books "Horse Racing Girls, Start to Tank Down" and "Is This Considered a Hero?", so stay tuned for the large amount of free content.]

Poor boy Zhao An accidentally acquires an Eye of True Sight, a true eye like the one in a certain game. After inserting it, Zhao An can see through everything hidden and illusory in the world. So what are you waiting for? Buy lottery tickets, gamble on jade, start a company, dig for gold and gemstones, and all kinds of secret treasures on the earth... Zhao An shouted, "Mine, mine, all mine!" "What? King Solomon's treasure, ranked first in the Western world? Take it!" This book is also called "Eye Inserting Around the World," "Since I Learned to Insert Eyes," and "The Story of My Eye Inserting Everywhere."

PS: The key point is that there are some differences between the novel and the reality, so don’t take it too seriously!

Main characters: Zhao An, Li Zhiyuan,

[Boom… Boom! …Thunderstorm raged, and suddenly a bolt of lightning struck Huang Dong! ! The host was unconscious! The system automatically bound…

...Perfect system...binding with the host...

"Twenty percent..."

Ding! Perfect system binding successful, first time receiving 100 billion in cash. Huang Dong, unemployed, was dumped by his girlfriend within two hours...

Huang Dong: [What? One hundred billion...how am I supposed to spend it??]

Urban High Martial Arts】【New Theme】【Sword Girl Transformed into Human】

My name is Xu Ping'an, and I have traveled to a wonderful world where everything can be transformed into a human form.

Sword girls, shield girls, gun girls, and even cat girls...

Girls with different styles can transform into weapons and fight side by side with their masters to slay demons and eliminate monsters.

In order to get my own sword girl, I used the abnormal recovery ability of the golden finger to sell my organs and work hard to make money.

I thought that if I had money, I could draw my own sword girl and make a name for myself in the other world, with a beautiful woman in my arms, and be free and unrestrained.

But because of my excessive black face, all my savings went down the drain.

Just when I was about to finish the last draw and change the city to change the feng shui.

In my shop, a sword girl who was about to starve to death appeared...

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My name is Ophelia Alice.

I am a sword girl who must absorb the blood of the master to survive.

My master is afraid of my ability and is unwilling to let me absorb the blood, which also keeps me in a weak state.

After failing the awakener assessment again and again, my master lost his patience and left me on the side of the road to fend for myself.

When I was on the verge of death, I saw a strange boss.

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"Master, performing forbidden techniques will place a great burden on the body. You must never use them unless it is a life-or-death situation~"

"It's time to risk your life! Forbidden technique! Scarlet Breathless Slash·Type 1!

" "Master, that was just a low-level alien!"

"It's time to risk your life again! Forbidden technique! Scarlet Breathless Slash·Type 2!"

"Master!! That was just a cuckoo chicken!"

Infinite competitive brawl, a clash of dimensions!

Minato Namikaze VS Borsalino - the clash of Flying Thunder God and the Pikachu Fruit.

Immortal Hulk vs. Saitama. —The thrill of fist-to-flesh combat. We are the nourishment for each other's progress!

Double Battle! The legends of Naruto and Pirates gather together!

Infinite brawl does not mean fighting all the time; there are many ways to decide the outcome.

Who will come out on top in the chef competition?

Is the champion of the Ten Thousand Worlds Beast Taming Tournament decided by the Pokémon world?

Will Tang Haishen feel embarrassed when the protagonists of all the fantasy stories meet?

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This is the infinite arena!

(If you're going to watch it, you're here for the fun. If you're in the comments section, you're here for the fight. The comments section is so filled with smoke that even a powerful emperor like me wouldn't dare to set foot in it.)

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