On his way back from a special forces elite competition, his plane was struck by lightning, resulting in a time-travel experience. A young, single man found himself in another world as a grandfather-aged farmer, facing a multitude of mouths to feed, utterly distraught. How could he lead these adopted children to a better life? Only through hard work. Relying on his family's martial arts skills from his previous life and his maternal grandfather's renowned Anhui-style calligraphy and tea-making techniques, he finally rose to prominence. Raising rabbits, brewing wine, making brushes—he was busy and happy! Playing cards, fighting unscrupulous merchants, fighting eunuchs—he found endless enjoyment in these battles! Making gourmet food, New Year's paintings, and furs—he made a fortune! He devised ways to obtain high-yield crops; peanuts, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and corn—all of which alarmed the imperial palace.

[Main character is purely a plot device + no romantic pairing + angst + live streaming across multiple worlds]

Ling Xinyu unexpectedly became bound to the Multiverse Live Streaming System and started live streaming Honkai Impact 3, attracting a large number of ancestors to watch.

Himeko: This is the final lesson...

Bronya: The only constant truth about humanity is that human truth is bound to change...

Alicia: Our story has ended. From now on, it's your story...

Kiana: I will turn this imperfect story into the one we hope for. I just want you to see it all...

Raiden Mei: All I know is that you are more important than this world!

...

Watching the stream of knife-like comments coming one after another, a group of veteran viewers exclaimed that they couldn't take it anymore.

Meanwhile, in every time and space dimension, one famous person after another suddenly realized the truth.

Yue Fei: This world is not perfect, but I am determined to transform this imperfect world into the one we aspire to be. Now that the emperor is cowardly in battle, all I can do is pave the way for future generations with my life!

Han Xin: Compared to this world, are you more important? The scheming between ruler and subject, I betrayed the very person I should have let down. Now, in my twilight years, Ji Tao, do you still love me?

Li Shimin: The only unchanging truth for mankind is to change the truth itself? I've got it! From this day forward, I will make our nation strong through science and technology!

In addition, countless famous figures and scholars from the Han, Ming, Qin, and Three Kingdoms and Wei-Jin periods learned a great deal from the sword.

Every dynasty will undergo tremendous changes!

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Gu Luo unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of One Piece and became Luffy's twin sister, Monkey D. Luo.

He was completely dumbfounded at the moment of birth. How could he, a handsome and dashing man, turn into a little girl?

Years later, the world has undergone earth-shattering changes. Ryo becomes the Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Luffy becomes the Pirate King, and Dragon is the leader of the Revolutionary Army.

Blackbeard: "The whole world is taken over by that family, what are we supposed to do?"

Kaido, with tears in his eyes, said: "We're all just tools to help them ascend the throne!"

Buggy the Clown: "I would call Rosa a god, and as for Luffy, get out of here, he's not worthy to be Rosa's brother!"

This era will be rewritten by the Monkey D family!

One day, Luffy said to Ace, "Let's stick to our own way. I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother.'"

Transmigrating into the Marvel universe and becoming a temporary handyman at S.H.I.E.L.D., Leo was initially filled with despair. A single snap from the Purple Potato Demon could wipe out half of all life in the universe—who could withstand that? Fortunately, he was connected to the Ever-Changing System, which was refreshed weekly. He started with the Saitama System, allowing him to grow stronger through Saitama's training methods. The Red Name System granted Justice Points for a lottery upon killing or capturing red-named characters. The Undercover System allowed him to gain Crime Points to purchase treasure chests by actively joining Hydra. There were also Crime-Solving Systems, Exorcism Systems, Tree-Planting Systems, Dream Systems, Treasure Hunting Systems, Witch-Hunting Systems… Before he knew it, Leo had become the head of S.H.I.E.L.D., granted royal privileges to act first and report later.

"Lin Ruhai has been kind to me, so no one is allowed to bully Sister Lin."

"The Xue family has also been kind to me."

"Actually, many people have been kind to me."

Wang Xin said sincerely, "I am here to repay a debt of gratitude."

Reborn into the world of *Dream of the Red Chamber*, he becomes an outlaw. While plundering ships, he discovers he looks exactly like Jia Lian, the eldest son of the Rongguo Duke's mansion. He immediately kills the man and impersonates him. In that instant, Jia Lian awakens a daily intelligence system. He takes his wife, Wang Xifeng, to Yangzhou to rescue Jia Min. Recommended by Lin Ruhai, he becomes a probationary commander in the Imperial Guard, escorting salt taxes and protecting Lin Ruhai's wife and daughters to the capital… Jia Lian's lifelong wish is simple: to be drunk on the lap of a beauty, to wield power over the world, with gold hairpins adorning his bed, and to be a force to be reckoned with. However, corrupt officials, years of natural disasters, widespread famine, foreign invasions, and the people's suffering are all precarious. Jia Lian must take up the banner and restore order… On that day, the retired emperor passes away. The old and frail emperor orders Xia Shouzhong, the Grand Eunuch of the Directorate of Ceremonial, to draft an edict: "Jia Lian has defiled the palace, secretly possessed armor, and plotted rebellion. His crimes are unforgivable. He is stripped of his…"

After transmigrating and being reborn, Chen Mo was dragged by the empire to become a glorious interstellar expeditionary force. Just when he thought he was destined to become one of the millions of cannon fodder rookies, his talent as a thief of the heavens was awakened. By participating in major events in various worlds and leaving your unique mark on history, you can steal countless rewards. In "Under One Person," he became a fellow disciple with the Great Ying Immortal Zuo Ruotong, sweeping across the three levels of Reverse Life! He suppressed the Quanxing sect, making them tuck their tails between their legs. He debated with the old Celestial Master Zhang Jingqing, forcefully suppressing the dragon and tiger! In the world of "Dragon Raja," he drank fine wine with Angers, talked about beauties, and bathed in the blood of the Dragon King. His golden eyes burned away all the mixed-bloods who dared not look him in the eye. Whether it was the Black King or the White King, they were all traitors! In the world of "Bleach," he challenged the entire Gotei 13 with a single asana! Slaughtering them all...

[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]

My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".

Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...

Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.

Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…

Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.

Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.

Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.

Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?

Huh? Me? Holy crap?

"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."

[Military marriage + spiritual spring space + stockpiling supplies + pregnancy and raising a child + transmigration into a book]

(The rating has just been released, so it's normal for it to be a little low. It will go up later.)

Su Jiaojiao is the daughter of a capitalist.

She was also Fu Jingchen's vicious ex-wife.

After learning that Fu Jingchen was seriously injured during a mission and would never wake up again,

She aborted her unborn child.

She took the divorce certificate and went back to her parents' home.

However, they were labeled as the exploiting class.

He was sent down to a cowshed in Northwest China and died tragically in the countryside.

Su Jiaojiao, who transmigrated into the book, brought with her a spiritual spring space.

Having learned from the mistakes made in the book,

Transfer the Su family's assets to the spatial dimension in advance.

Then, whitewash the Su family's reputation.

The original owner's biological mother and her illegitimate daughter's family were sent to a cowshed.

She also used the magic spring to cure her officer husband, and the two of them went to support the border region together.